October 2023

outlawcare:

lakemojave:

garfi3ld-3njoy3r:

ok but holy fuck look at this little thing

i-am-shitpost:

beazlefox:

mole interest

sabertoothwalrus:

the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

uhhhhhh

#mole interest

cyal8rb0y:

Mole (idk how this thing works)

demitheshine:

Me: ✨Omg, my mole interest post has so many notes! I wonder if it’s at the top…

*Sees that the top posts all have tens of thousands of notes*


Me: ✨…oh


✨Anyway have a mole


snicklesnek:

I love scrolling through tumblr and going from some really heavy political post about trans rights or something to mole interest

semiotomatics:

A two-panel meme featuring the characters Castiel and Dean Winchester from the TV show Supernatural. The first panel shows Castiel looking tearfully at Dean with the caption "I love you". The second panel shows Dean looking back at Cas with a pained expression, except instead of a caption there's a screenshot of the "#mole interest" tumblr tag. The tag has an upwards-pointing arrow beside it and the whole thing is coloured with a pink and purple gradient, both of which indicates that it's currently trending.ALT

nonbinarymanipulator:

these new tumblr features are getting out of hand…..

the-haiku-bot:

allthingswhumpyandangsty:

just saying I would never regret getting an AO3 tattoo

just saying I would

never regret getting an

AO3 tattoo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

wiisagi-maiingan:

“National parks have been vital in protecting huge swaths of land, including sacred sites and unique ecosystems, from land developers and other forms of destruction and are some of the last places in the continental United States where many animals are able to live safely from overhunting and unnecessary culls.”

and

“National parks are, just like the rest of the US, land stolen from indigenous people who are now denied access to the lands that their ancestors lived on and cared for for thousands of years, even when having access is vital for a community’s survival, whether that’s through food sources in the form of hunting/fishing/gathering or the ability to continue cultural practices.”

and

“National parks provide places for people to feel connected to nature and to able to observe plants and animals and land masses that they’d never be able to see otherwise, and many national parks also include other services like horseback riding lessons and educational events to help people better understand their planet.“

and

“National parks, including with the famous motto ‘take nothing but photos, leave nothing but footprints,’ push an ahistorical and frankly dangerous narrative that separates humans from nature, turning people into observers of our world instead of active participants, and does damage to the plants that adapted and evolved at the hands of foragers to benefit the most when they’re harvested.“

a-mushroom-wizard-deactivated20:

aroace-wizard:

jaynotwayne:

lightbluedaisie-deactivated2022:

lightbluedaisie-deactivated2022:

The urge to bother my mutuals

reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to bother you <3

Bother me

IM OK WITH BEING BOTHERED!

electoons:

oh m-…ahhh…my pockages

What is a reblog?

your-royal-reblogger:

your-royal-reblogger:

A reblog is a little green arrow button on a post where you are able to share the post, help circulate the post, and help the author of the post feel abject terror and/or pure joy.


It kind of like sharing a cool rock you found.


Because tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm in the same way that other social media sites do, reblogs are the main way that the post stay alive and circulating. They are how tumblr keeps running.


Some people do a lot of reblogs, some people only do a few here and there. Then there’s me, who has a massive rock pile of pebbles that I bury people in to show them my cool rocks 😂


Hope this makes sense! Let me know if you have any other questions :)

I forgot, it’s not always green, it’s this button:


sealsdaily:

Today’s Seal Is: Lil’ Compression

killorbekillian:

killorbekillian:

killorbekillian:

do you know how rare it is for me to have a post on my main blog that breaks 1k notes? this is is really the one the people have chosen?

THIS WAS NOT MY WHOLE MEAL. I WAS JUST GONNA ADD IT TO INSTANT RAMEN. DON’T KICK ME WHILE I’M DOWN.

nonbinarymanipulator:

these new tumblr features are getting out of hand…..

fandomsandfeminism:

sharpasanaro:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

I sat with a crying second grader today. (The age range is outside my wheelhouse but I was the most convenient adult.) He was crying, the other adults said, because his brother took a phone he was playing on. “Phone addicted,” everybody said. “If he would get up and play games with the other kids he wouldn’t be crying.”

He told me everyone lets his brother take things from him because his brother is younger, and doesn’t know better. He told me he doesn’t want to play because he’s tired, he has too many extracurriculars this summer and can’t get good sleep because “everyone in my camper is so loud when I’m trying to sleep.” He’s exhausted and only eight. His mom’s an acquaintance and told me she and the kid’s father are going through a separation — mom and four kids left the house to stay in a camper.

But people will seriously not listen to kids crying over seemingly minor things because on the surface it looks like a tantrum. If kids are given the space to articulate themselves they often will.

I’ve found that if a child is capable of having a conversation (that is, old enough to speak and express themselves, not injured or upset so badly that they literally cannot stop crying, and not behaving violently), then 90% of the time their reason for being upset is legitimate, or at least understandable.

Please remember that this also applies to teenagers and preteens, they might be acting like a knowitall who doesn’t give a shit, or a first class jerk, but chances are fair they feel like shit for one reason or another and adults just chalk it up to teenage angst instead

Almost every time you see someone, child, teen, or adult, who is having some emotional meltdown over something minor, it’s a “straw that broke the camels back” situation.

Kids and teens may have bigger reactions or it may take less to overwhelm them, but it’s important to remember that they are still people and it’s hard being a people.

soberscientistlife:

memeclassheroes:

my-beloved-fandoms:

complete-clownery:

complete-clownery:

complete-clownery:

he’s very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

my boy

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

okay this is all i need. i need to make jack o lanterns this year

eating-the-inedible:

tsamired:

eating-the-inedible:

eating-the-inedible:

ROUND ONE: Silicone wristbands vs. Human meat

Choose an inedible:

Silicone wristbands

Human meat

See Results

Propaganda:

Silicone wristbands:

  • chewy. they are the best for oral stims and also have funky colors :3
  • they r so fun to chew. i had like a rainbow ish one i got from a pride event i love it sm


Human meat:

  • Go feral. Become a freak. Devolve. Return to your beastly nature. Kill. Maim.
  • I desperately want to consume it despite near certainly receiving some consequence for doing so

love this for us

Silicone wins because human meat is very edible

my dear child

everything is edible

mahwdichette:

rend-herring:

“..unspoken love is more tangible.” What? No is no ya fucken reprobate, have ye ever actually BEEN in love? If we’re in a relationship, and u dinny have the courage to tell me that shite, am packing the bags, how’s that for tangible. Is nae 7th grade, we submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known OUT LOUD lit fucken adults. Did no have this lonely childhood and existential crisis and spend all this money oan therapy no tae hear you tell me am worth this love out loud and am supposed tae ken because u hoovered the rugs last Saturday

c0nsumemy5oul:

only-cat-memes:

Yourdailydoseofcatmemes

reblog to give prev the energy to take on the day

slepzone:

duckworks:

Alt. Story Yaga

i love this and i want all of you to see it

strawberryfaced:

to be completely honest i think British and Irish and Scottish accents are so so cool. i LOVE THEM SM NOT IN AN IRONIC WAY JUST IN A WOW U SOUND SO COOL WAY. BUT ALSO LIKE ALL OTHER ACCENTS ARE SO COOL?? like i could just listen to all people with all different accents talk for hours. id definitely do that

sorrowfulwill:

slepzone:

some emojis are just so
like
idk
i just feel them so much
they’re so not like other emojis in terms of emotions and associations, so non-ironic, so fucking AURGHHH

like 🫂 (google if not showing). just a masterpiece. it’s so emotional. it’s one of the only emojis that i can use in an emotional conversation and don’t have a reputation of an asshole after.

slepzone:

greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat:

aileaxthevoidien:

tuxibirdie:

confuzz1ed:

stantler-and-walrein:

carawith17as:

bothersome-edgar:

k00laidcrush:

tribblemakingalicorn:

hahaha-darn-it:

i-cant-believe-its-v:

cactus-boyo:

ohshrekmyheck:

acefandom103:

furry-slushie:

dnacademic:

kiwi-draws:

toujours-fidele:

actualchiotdelphine:

lenasai:

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the-universe-at-large

roach:

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

what

wh

w-

If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.

I-

what?

i’m frightened

Attempting to reblog

apparently I can’t reblog without writing some text here. not even with only tags

here goes nothing

Hey what

hi the fuck

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GreaerG post everybeverybeverybeveryBEEEE

Hit the shHit

the showHit

owers

Hit

post

shHit post

showowowowowowowowo owo?

post

wuh

i love how the reblog format changed halfway through

WISH ME LUCK, IM REBLOGGING

It worked I reblogged it!

papa louie gameplay

why is your cat green?

zackbuildit:

badatoe:

mchasmfiend:

druid-priest-nikephoros:

sumi-sprite:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

kob131:

gothicprep:

tanuki-pyon:

bogleech:

karakats:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

lazygravez:

sapropel:

gothicprep:

gothicprep:

gothicprep:

She’s built different 😌

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

Oh Christ

This is the color your cat is

colors i eyedropped directly from op’s cat

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP’s cat.

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

Moldy forest cat

i’m happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.

the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead

i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)

GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH

We Love Green Cat

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

always reblog green cat.

Always.

cal-is-a-cuddlefish:

saint-yaint:

queer-and-longing:

beesbeesbees:

rare vent art from a few months ago

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

This is the thing!

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

ashen-the-tiefling:

slymewizard:

I mean I kinda have to. Nazis suck.

nazi’s are fucking stupid i would rather see nipples in all cartoons and kidshows than see one nazi

centerpointsorcerer:

prokopetz:

gallusrostromegalus:

So I was having a conversation with a friend about old anime and in the middle of it she forgot the word “canonical” and she instead inflicted a spectacular new aesthetic and slew of mental images on me by saying the phrase “Biblically Accurate Ouran High School Host Club”.

Etymologically, “bible” simply means “book”, so any film or television adaptation of media originally published in book form that’s true to its source material can technically be described as “biblically accurate”.

transhuman-priestess:

spacelazarwolf:

transfaguette:

god apparently Walgreens has a policy where employees can refuse to complete a transaction if it goes against their moral or religious beliefs…like lets get this straight a pharmacist can refuse to give a customer their prescribed medication because they disagree with it. and technically theyre supposed to hand it off to another employee. but this doesnt always happen. literally leaving people without condoms or contraceptives or HRT or any number of things because the employee simply didn’t want to. Incredibly ghoulish policy that has no right to exist. I’m sorry if you work in a pharmacy and can’t do your literal job because its too “morally challenging” for you, you should not have that job!

ppl always wanna be like “but freedom!!!!!!” like ya freedom to get a new fucking job that doesn’t require u to do things that are “against ur morals.” go work at hobby lobby dipshit.

Not for nothing, but they go to work these jobs because they can do this.

To a lot of evangelicals in medicine, this sort of thing is the main reason they do it. To them, refusing to dispense birth control and HRT and condoms isn’t an inconvenience, it’s their calling.

draco-the-voiddragon:

slimylittlemaggot:

draco-the-voiddragon:

lavender-flowergarden:

alright 1000 notes and I will do 1 dare from yall

@massivemilkbags @stormlendinez @aileaxthevoidien @ash-the-nekogirl @cow-stealin-gal @cowboy-in-training @snailmusic @slimylittlemaggot @crystaza @cryptotheism @mentally-unstable-avocado

ATTACK!

LETS GOOO!!!! @the-spine-eater @the-bone-theif @aceforwhatevenisthis

How did I forget these ones? ☝️

And @applegameisprollytaken @the-chaos-goose @the-arcade-doctor @exra-ace-wizard @anti-wizard-council

submissiveblender:

0x5742:

themainspoon:

If your RPG game has sex scenes it should have skill checks as a part of those sex scenes. Let me fail my roles and do bizarre and comedic shit! Let me bungle my charisma roll and say some deeply strange and unsexy shit, let my character slip and fall mid scene, let my character simply stare at somebodies genitals while slowly formulating a plan of attack, let them bust out their deeply unimpressive “secret technique”, let the get distracted and stop midway through because they need to check something.

I don’t want to watch your perfectly crafted and extremely sensual sex scene, I want to play the game!

Bard: I seduce the chambermaid.

DM: Okay, roll charisma.

Bard: *rolls a 1*

DM: Mid-sentence, you fart loudly. It echoes down the hall. The tavern cook sticks his head in. “Enjoyed my beans, did you?” he says.

Bard: I also seduce the cook.

DM: *sighs* Roll charisma.

Bard: *rolls a 20*

Cook: Luckily for you, I do enjoy beans

nonamehorse:

aquilacalvitium:

handhond:

gemstone-gynoid:

biraptor123:

redwyverndht:

queerlilacroses:

astrathepasta:

missjukebox8bit:

hellothepixel:

metroid-fusion:

missjukebox8bit:

hellothepixel:

pinkiepaaws:

gemstone-gynoid:

aircraftsillustrated1976-deacti:

Hotel Transylvania

im sorry the what

this one

the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one

which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that “its ok i am a lesbo” picture

So the timeline is

- I am lesbo

- I’m stuff

- i am lesbo x I’m stuff fusion

- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis

as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record

I’m sobbing oh my god

I heard…now don’t shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho

Why the fuck is it woody and bolt

WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

There is

So much going on here

where is the shitting tooth paste tho???

jarmes:

cornerfolks:

adobe is actively pushing to make art styles intellectual property covered under copyright law and artists online are doing shit like this

you guys are all so fucked like you dont even understand what youre doing do you seriously think this is in your favour for the love of god hello am i alone in this world. youre leading yourself to the slaughter

Also, if your problem is AI art: Adobe is also making an ai art generator

Adobe does not want to ban AI art. They want it to only exist in the hands of wealthy copyright holders. They want art styles to be copyrighted for the same reason: so they can make money from owning other people’s work. So they can sue you for drawing something too similar to an art style they own

Adobe is not your friend. Expanding copyright law is far more dangerous for artists than AI will ever be

thedandeliongarden:

lilyremigia:

yamada-ryo:

Got called ‘madam’ for the first time today which was unexpected but what really got me was that when I looked down at the guy’s nametag it was my fucking deadname on there

[image description: screenshot of a comment

giskie

That was one of the fae

/end description]

Oh neat, you found the fae you traded your name to!

bemusedlybespectacled:

memesandmylife:

hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t reccomend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard

i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.

happy cheffin! :)

I am a person who uses Hello Fresh for realsies because it is a bit cheaper than groceries here and definitely cheaper than takeout, but we also remake the recipes when we want a specific one and don’t want to wait for it to come around in the rotation again, and therefore I know The Secret Translations of Proprietary Ingredients:

lilyremigia:

yamada-ryo:

Got called ‘madam’ for the first time today which was unexpected but what really got me was that when I looked down at the guy’s nametag it was my fucking deadname on there

troutperch:

the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling “assorted animals” and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form

foxes-in-love:

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are foraging for mushrooms, carrying little woven baskets, which are empty. Green is looking around himself, as Blue spots something.
Green: Have you found any mushrooms yet?
Blue: No, but look!

Both Blue and Green pause to look at a tree with a curve on the trunk.
Blue: A curved-up tree!
Green: I want to take a picture of it!

Green takes out his phone to snap a picture.
Blue: That thing definitely has ghosts in it.
Green: Oh, definitely.

Two ghosts, unseen by the foxes, pose next to their tree.
Ghost 1: Oh look, they are taking our picture!
Gost 2: Smile!ALT

animentality:

animentality:

animentality:

sygol:

ommg quit it!!! stop, you guys are making me so shy and giggly ^w^ hehehe *abruptly lashes out with my scorpion tail*