October 2023

twerklina:

I’ve been waiting since March to post this…

clingyduoapologist:

Legit 👊 is my fave emoji ever like she’s so versatile. Need to agree with someone? She got you. Need to beat the shit out of someone? YOU KNOW SHE’S THERE💯💯💯

cuddlef1sh:

bogleech:

I’ve never forgotten this bit from Brunching.com’s dinosaur reviews back in 2002

both of you are so right. end the slander

ad-wills:

don’t leave me!

msburgundy:

misophonie:

does anyone know how to stop the yearning and longing and lingering and the desire and obsession. please. please. please. please. please

i’ve found that if you buy 30 ducklings online, you will be distracted by new problems. hope this helps!

p3nisbutterandjelly:

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

Hey tumblr maybe instead of flagging queer people’s posts you could take down ai art of celebrities nudes which they did not consent to, from the TRENDING page.

If you do this you should kys, I don’t care because these are real people who are being violated. AI is advancing to the point where the line between ‘this is fake’ and 'i’m not sure if its real’ is getting thin and this shit is becoming more and more accessible. This can ruin someones life.

And if you think “well we can tell its fake” okay congrats you missed the point. They didn’t consent to having a near perfect replica of their likeness pieced together to form your ideal image of a nude body by a program with stolen art and photographs REAL people created.

Just because you’re chronically online doesn’t mean other people will be able to recognize AI art btw. If we normalize this happening to celebrities, you think it wont happen to everyday people? Wake up, it’s already happening and mainly to women.

If you are a victim of revenge porn:

As an adult

As a minor:

five-counter:

sistercara:

socialistexan:

kira-serialfaggot:

malaesthetic:

ew-lour:

They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle

@transfagsculine​

#how do yall whitewash a white woman 

why would you leave this in the tags lmao

My God, they gentrified Ms. Frizz

Where’s that “back in my day, Ms. Frizzle was a Jewish lesbian” tweet? Because yeah.

whyd they turn ms frizzle into a cis picrew ??

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loverbearbutch:

i think the clearest thing to notice is that lots of trans ppl are generally happy and excited to be trans and to exist and t*rfs are fucking miserable every minute of every day

abandoned-spectrum:

sabrinaacarpenters:

:

vampmilf:

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

actually i’m reblogging this again with commentary, fuck it.

There’s people in the notes talking about “not basing your worth off numbers”, and like. that isn’t what this post is about. It’s not a threat, either, it’s a comment on how this site works, at a mechanical level.

Likes are worthless. Let me say that again.

Likes. Are. Worthless.

They don’t do anything. They’re a bookmark. They were never part of how tumblr works - in the early days we didn’t even have a like button, and the site still more or less acts as though we don’t. They’re personal bookmarks and the only people who “get” anything from them are you (you bookmark the post) and the OP (maybe a very slight serotonin boost), but they don’t keep the post in circulation, they don’t keep it alive.

Without reblogs, a post will be dead in the water within an hour. No matter how good it is, no matter how many hours of painstaking love and attention its creator put into it, it will be dead within an hour and never seen again. It gets pushed down the dashboard and nobody aside from the followers who were online when it was posted will see it.
And there’s a huge difference in engagement on posts that get even one lucky reblog from someone with wider reach - that one reblog shows your post to five, ten, fifteen other people, and if one of those people also reblogs it, and so on and so forth, that’s how posts stay alive and in circulation.
It’s like a contagion, but we’re sharing creativity instead of disease.

And that matters. That “lifespan” of the post matters, artists and writers give up on this site and go to sites where posts have longer lifespans because it sucks to spend hours of your life, maybe even days, to get two notes and some fucking pocket lint for your efforts.
We create for ourselves, but we share because we want people to see it, because that engagement offers positive feedback and encouragement to continue.
But more than that, if every post (whether art, fic, gifset, whatever) is dying within an hour or a day of being posted, that means it’s not making it onto your dashboard. And if it’s not on your dashboard, you won’t see it. This kills the site, after a while. You stop seeing the posts, because nobody is putting them on your dashboard, because this site doesn’t have an algorithm like twitter and insta’s and it shouldn’t, it’s the last bastion of chronological timelines.

Forgive my giant fucking rant I am so tired right now and full of the plague but like stop acting like artists and writers are just being whiny little babies, or “threatening” to withhold our fucking work (you’re not entitled to it! it’s ours! if we get nothing out of sharing it we’re well within our rights to keep it private!) when we say this site will dry up without reblogs. We’re just stating facts.

also I’ve seen some people in the tags say ‘oh there have always been more likes on posts’ no there haven’t ???? 

these are posts from 2013, look at the ratio

not to sound like a nursing home resident but back then people know that the point of this site was to reblog things and share them, not to bury them away among your other 23k liked posts

fucking REBLOG.

I CANNOT SAY THIS ENOUGH!!!!

spoopy-valkyrie:

chocolate-and-discourse:

chocolate-and-social-justice:

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries.

I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.

“even the addicts?” yeah dude did i fucking stutter

hobbitinthelibrary:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

bioethicists:

hey tumblr idk abt this one

the-delta-quadrant-deactivated2:

here are some things that would help me as a blind person regarding online accessibility (mobile for me):

- all apps should display all text sizes (iphone goes up to 310%)

- all apps should display bold text if it’s turned on in the system settings

- there should be a standard for text size; if my text size is 100% across all apps, then an instagram post, a toot, a text message etc. should all be the same size, no more “instagram and tumblr are always slightly smaller for some reason” bs

- an app’s formatting (such as buttons, alerts etc) needs to be compatible with large text! large text doesn’t help me if all the buttons are suddenly overlapping or i can’t get out of an alert window because they forgot to program the ability to scroll. no more overlapping shit, no more missing shit, no more “i can’t get out of this window without closing the app and changing my text size”

- usernames, channel names, all word and sentences should be fully visible even with large text! i don’t know what channel “# ge…” is on discord. find a way to make it visible, either make it multiple lines, give me the ability to side scroll or make it move like a spotify song title

- make sure things that shouldn’t be affected by large text aren’t! if i need to scan a barcode and my large text settings make it unrecognisable to the machine, that’s unhelpful

- all apps should have a light mode and a dark mode! certain conditions make it easier to see light mode, others make it easier to see light mode

- dark mode should be as high-contrast as light mode, i.e. white on black, not white on dark grey

- probably have other options beyond regular dark and light mode

- on apps that let you customise your profile a lot visually, give the option to view it in your phones’ settings, i.e. if someone’s got a dark red on black serif-font tumblr, i wanna be able to make it into a white on black plain font tumblr

- alt text should be accessible without a screenreader

- there should probably be a dedicated field for video descriptions too

- apps that give hashtags a different colour than the rest of the text should let you choose the colour

- all apps should let you view someone’s profile picture in full size

- this one is specific to instagram: let us fucking zoom in normally! why do i have to do finger gymnastics just to stay zoomed in and read text on a picture? the zoom should work the same way it does in my photo library and literally everywhere else

most of these shouldn’t be that hard and they would make my life a hell of a lot easier. i’m tired of running into issues because i’m too blind to read regular size text.

i WISH it was as simple as “describe your images” and “no fancy fonts”, which is something people can easily choose to do to make things a little more accessible, and if they don’t, i can unfollow and surround myself with people who post accessible stuff.

but all of the things i listed are things done my developers and not regular users, it’s stuff i can’t just ignore by surrounding myself with people who care about blind accessibility if the people who create the spaces don’t care about blind accessibility.

boymounter:

strange icon on my dash BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAoh hang on. sniff sniff lick sniff. sniff. mutual. carry on

abandoned-spectrum:

sabrinaacarpenters:

:

vampmilf:

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

actually i’m reblogging this again with commentary, fuck it.

There’s people in the notes talking about “not basing your worth off numbers”, and like. that isn’t what this post is about. It’s not a threat, either, it’s a comment on how this site works, at a mechanical level.

Likes are worthless. Let me say that again.

Likes. Are. Worthless.

They don’t do anything. They’re a bookmark. They were never part of how tumblr works - in the early days we didn’t even have a like button, and the site still more or less acts as though we don’t. They’re personal bookmarks and the only people who “get” anything from them are you (you bookmark the post) and the OP (maybe a very slight serotonin boost), but they don’t keep the post in circulation, they don’t keep it alive.

Without reblogs, a post will be dead in the water within an hour. No matter how good it is, no matter how many hours of painstaking love and attention its creator put into it, it will be dead within an hour and never seen again. It gets pushed down the dashboard and nobody aside from the followers who were online when it was posted will see it.
And there’s a huge difference in engagement on posts that get even one lucky reblog from someone with wider reach - that one reblog shows your post to five, ten, fifteen other people, and if one of those people also reblogs it, and so on and so forth, that’s how posts stay alive and in circulation.
It’s like a contagion, but we’re sharing creativity instead of disease.

And that matters. That “lifespan” of the post matters, artists and writers give up on this site and go to sites where posts have longer lifespans because it sucks to spend hours of your life, maybe even days, to get two notes and some fucking pocket lint for your efforts.
We create for ourselves, but we share because we want people to see it, because that engagement offers positive feedback and encouragement to continue.
But more than that, if every post (whether art, fic, gifset, whatever) is dying within an hour or a day of being posted, that means it’s not making it onto your dashboard. And if it’s not on your dashboard, you won’t see it. This kills the site, after a while. You stop seeing the posts, because nobody is putting them on your dashboard, because this site doesn’t have an algorithm like twitter and insta’s and it shouldn’t, it’s the last bastion of chronological timelines.

Forgive my giant fucking rant I am so tired right now and full of the plague but like stop acting like artists and writers are just being whiny little babies, or “threatening” to withhold our fucking work (you’re not entitled to it! it’s ours! if we get nothing out of sharing it we’re well within our rights to keep it private!) when we say this site will dry up without reblogs. We’re just stating facts.

also I’ve seen some people in the tags say ‘oh there have always been more likes on posts’ no there haven’t ???? 

these are posts from 2013, look at the ratio

not to sound like a nursing home resident but back then people know that the point of this site was to reblog things and share them, not to bury them away among your other 23k liked posts

fucking REBLOG.

I CANNOT SAY THIS ENOUGH!!!!

Does a Magic 8-ball count as a good orb substitute?

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Why yes of course! In fact @8ball-wizard is one of the best I know of!

the-purple-painter:

margindoodles2407:

proudspoonie:

rivers-for-me:

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

BREAD BE UPON YE

This post has been purpled!

:

It is with profound disappointment that we report the industry CEOs have walked away from the bargaining table after refusing to counter our latest offer. (1/11)

We have negotiated with them in good faith, despite the fact that last week they presented an offer that was, shockingly, worth less than they proposed before the strike began.

These companies refuse to protect performers from being replaced by AI, they refuse to increase your wages to keep up with inflation, and they refuse to share a tiny portion of the immense revenue YOUR work generates for them.

We have made big, meaningful counters on our end, including completely transforming our revenue share proposal, which would cost the companies less than 57¢ per subscriber each year. They have rejected our proposals and refused to counter.

Instead they use bully tactics. Just tonight, they intentionally misrepresented to the press the cost of the above proposal – overstating it by 60%.

They have done the same with A.I., claiming to protect performer consent, but continuing to demand “consent” on the first day of employment for use of a performer’s digital replica for an entire cinematic universe (or any franchise project).

The companies are using the same failed strategy they tried to inflict on the WGA – putting out misleading information in an attempt to fool our members into abandoning our solidarity and putting pressure on our negotiators.

But, just like the writers, our members are smarter than that and will not be fooled.

We feel the pain these companies have inflicted on our members, our strike captains, IATSE, Teamsters and Basic Crafts union members, and everyone in this industry. We have sacrificed too much to capitulate to their stonewalling and greed.

We stand united and ready to negotiate today, tomorrow, and every day.

Our resolve is unwavering. Join us on picket lines and at solidarity events around the country and let your voices be heard.

One day longer. One day stronger. As long as it takes.

- Your TV/Theatrical Negotiating Committee

[Oct 12, 2023]

:

It is with profound disappointment that we report the industry CEOs have walked away from the bargaining table after refusing to counter our latest offer. (1/11)

We have negotiated with them in good faith, despite the fact that last week they presented an offer that was, shockingly, worth less than they proposed before the strike began.

These companies refuse to protect performers from being replaced by AI, they refuse to increase your wages to keep up with inflation, and they refuse to share a tiny portion of the immense revenue YOUR work generates for them.

We have made big, meaningful counters on our end, including completely transforming our revenue share proposal, which would cost the companies less than 57¢ per subscriber each year. They have rejected our proposals and refused to counter.

Instead they use bully tactics. Just tonight, they intentionally misrepresented to the press the cost of the above proposal – overstating it by 60%.

They have done the same with A.I., claiming to protect performer consent, but continuing to demand “consent” on the first day of employment for use of a performer’s digital replica for an entire cinematic universe (or any franchise project).

The companies are using the same failed strategy they tried to inflict on the WGA – putting out misleading information in an attempt to fool our members into abandoning our solidarity and putting pressure on our negotiators.

But, just like the writers, our members are smarter than that and will not be fooled.

We feel the pain these companies have inflicted on our members, our strike captains, IATSE, Teamsters and Basic Crafts union members, and everyone in this industry. We have sacrificed too much to capitulate to their stonewalling and greed.

We stand united and ready to negotiate today, tomorrow, and every day.

Our resolve is unwavering. Join us on picket lines and at solidarity events around the country and let your voices be heard.

One day longer. One day stronger. As long as it takes.

- Your TV/Theatrical Negotiating Committee

[Oct 12, 2023]

superbellsubways:

ive only seen like. one post about it today but HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIO AND LUIGI!!!!!!

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

huffylemon:

his adoption fee better be a buck fifty

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

simplytiredtransboy:

fantasticcollectorkitten:

determinedtowin:

magical-bear-dubin:

ripleyalamode:

irving-the-pirate-wizard:

i-am-blackhole:

alephnol:

why not?

:D

Yems please

Go for it

do it do it do it

@17black @alephnol @i-am-blackhole @irving-the-pirate-wizard come

DO IT

pleaseeeee

Literally all of u can do this to me

prokopetz:

I love it when people argue about which words rhyme with which other words, because I work with a guy – and I’m reasonably sure he’s a native English speaker, though I have no idea where he’s from – who speaks a dialect of English that apparently only has two vowels. Like, “pan”, “pen”, “pin” and “pun” are homophones for this dude. His answer to which words rhyme with which other words is “yes”.

whereserpentswalk:

“Nonbinary people shouldn’t be viewed as a type of woman because masculine nonbinary people exist”.

Nonbinary people shouldn’t be viewed as a type of woman regardless of how they present themselves. A nonbinary person can be the sterotypical afab person with short hair and no medical transition and you still shouldn’t view them as a woman.

Nonbinary people don’t owe you androgeny. And acting like certain members of the community are “bad representation” because of how they look is truscum behavior.

chaiingmybest:

My personal Reaction image.

liminalstrands:

enki2:

Good news! It gets worse!


I think it’s the galactic orbit thing that really did me in


flagellant:

What is it that the child has to teach?

The child naively believes that everything should be fair
and everyone should be honest,
that only good should prevail,
that everybody should have what they want
and there should be no pain or sadness.

The child believes the world should be perfect
and is outraged to discover it is not.

And the child is right.

mersinia:

damazcuz:

stop scrolling. leans in. SNIFFFFF SNF SNF SNF SNIIIFF SNIF SNIOF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF. ok you may pass.

Thank you…..?

heartnosekid:

cairn’s birdwing (ornithoptera euphorion) | source

kaijuno:

he ate dinner without a little video

damazcuz:

stop scrolling. leans in. SNIFFFFF SNF SNF SNF SNIIIFF SNIF SNIOF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF. ok you may pass.

lymphonodge:

mosshound:

lymphonodge:

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

systimming:

Betta fish board!

- Mod Primarina + Mod Valarie.

((Sources of gifs: x, x, x | x, x, x | x, x, x ))

fagbass:

fagbass:

fagbass:

fagbass:

if i was a streamer i would avoid discourse completely until i accrue a massive following and then i would post a youtube video where i sit down and go over every piece of possible internet discourse and give the worst takes imaginable and then never go live again

the video would be titled “addressing the accusations” and i would open with “i think bisexual lesbians are problematic because they don’t have a cool flag that i know of” and end with “people who drink water are the only people who deserve the death penalty”

id also find fics about me and leave detailed reviews on twitter.

tzarina-alexandra:

Anti-mutuals: you both blocked each other

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

gyudons:

despicable

the players think so too

bl00dyskies:

*loud dramatic sigh*

i want male attention… :(

official-megumin:

twinkboom1:

@a-sentient-cup

a-sentient-cup:

creepymutelilbugger:

the investigator

@official-megumin

not-a-bot-1234:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

magical-bear-dubin:

egberts:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

1 note bungus

2 note bungus

3 note bungus

4 note bungus

emojiturtledaily:

Polish Dinner

[Submission] Day 883: 🐢 & 🥟

emojiturtledaily:

Day 253: 🐢 & 💐

Requested by: @paintchipblue

Ko-Fi | Patreon

ninjabot215-deactivated20241105:

kira-serialfaggot:

lordoftablecloths:

terri-theslime13:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

K

U

N

P

trashdogultimate:

does anyone want to sleep in a big pile together

i-continue-living:

world-heritage-posts:

hecalledmehanbana:

huantingbirb-for-revoulution:

gay-and-h8ing-enbyphobes-in-ohio:

eat-the-door-to-the-v0id:

themangodojo:

monitorchakas:

setbabiesonfire:

ninjapanduh:

dontmindthesass:

panicatthegym:

wingscanspeak:

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

image

Well done, i guess…

Second:

image

I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

I have no words

I seriously just needed this

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

Literally tumblr broke from sll the science

OK, there’s a lot of people who’ve seen way more stuff on here than I have, but that is NOT a normal glitched gif…

wait wHat i got it too

Y’all I can do it both ways really easily, and actually do the “girl” way more even though I wear guys shirts so idk

WHAT WAS THE THIRD GIF? I GOT THE GLITCH? (TUMBLR LET ME SAVE THE GLITCH?)

TUMBLR WTF?

Sometimes I wonder about this website.

world heritage post

hello, uh, how am i able to do it both ways

definitely-not-a-plant:

cheriepleasantries-deactivated2:

edited

zack-the-robot:

hesperocyon-lesbian:

self-loving-vampire:

reblog to kill god faster

quick before his health bar resets & he switches to his second attack pattern!

definitely-not-a-plant:

miutonium:

I need everyone to take this quiz right now and reblog what element they get

dont ask about the name

definitely-not-a-plant:

corrodedbisexual:

Once more for those in the back.

okie

gmax:

ooppo:

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

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