October 2023

fallenangelvictorious:

cuppa-chai-chatter:

sti1es:

planetsamongstthestars:

ivanbraginskykolblog:

bonnabelle-jellybean:

mocha-mochi:

the-lazy-w0lf:

mocha-mochi:

latias:

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh



hey

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I FINALLY FOUND IT

Found what?

This Legendary post

This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it

Someone confirm that these are all different people.

it’s here it’s on my dash!!

seeing ancient tumblr posts in the flesh rather than in screenshots has the same energy as seeing an infamous relic in a museum for the first time

LEGENDARY POST

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

How are all these blogs still alive

the-god-of-magic:

the-god-of-magic:

Blocking people actually sends a portion of their soul to the shadow realm. So, theoretically speaking if enough people blocked someone, they would get banished

Staff doesn’t know this, so no one tell them

alexs-random-bullshit:

slimylittlemaggot:

alexs-random-bullshit:

slimylittlemaggot:

slimylittlemaggot:

slimylittlemaggot:

If this gets 10,000 notes, then I’ll go to therapy.

Jesus fucking Christ, people really want me in therapy

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I LEAVE TO GO EAT LUNCH AND NOW WE’RE AT 6,000?? WHAT THE FUCK?????

Teehee

You cannot stop us

Yeah I’ve realized that. You have way to much power Aileax.

The power that an rp blog has cannot be comprehended

This thing doubled its notes in 6 hours. How?!?

you are my 1 mutual


hi, enjoy this heart ❤️

A ♥️ to you too!

like i don't miss the whole relationship thing but i do miss the whole person i could be openly horny with yknow

man i need more horny friends who are open about it is that such a hard ask?

vulgarmaw:

amulet-coin:

vulgarmaw:

Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

YOU have obtained:

  • 🔥 ×1

I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency.

the-haiku-bot:

ame-wa-ame:

thank you, haiku bot. your service is very cool, at least i think so.

thank you, haiku bot.

your service is very cool,

at least i think so.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

zinjanthropusboisei:

zinjanthropusboisei:

Tweet by @woodlandbirder: "an old beer bottle in monks wood NNR, used as an anvil to smash open countless snails by countless song thrushes. the bottle may have been used by the birds for more than half a century, it's embossed 'Huntingdon Breweries Ltd', who ceased production in 1954. @NE_WestAnglia" Two photos of an old pitted beer bottle on the ground surrounded by cracked snail shells.ALT

Obsessed with this actually

The notes on this post:

1. Oh, it’s about birds, not people. *tosses aside a rock*

2. How were the birds picking up the bott- oh.

3. Cracking open the boys with a cold one

bonsiii-art:

It’s those guys!! From that cookie mobile game!!

also-

headspace-hotel:

asteroidtroglodyte:

people get specific as they age

:O

gertritude-art:

gertritude-art:

A doodle of myself looking at a computer, vaguely disgusted and disgruntled.  A description pointing at me reads, "30 minutes into researching the discourse some random account was vagueposting about, only to just now realize it was stupid as hell and everyone involved is still in high school."ALT

classic online experience

big thank you to the tumblypoos for understanding the spirit of this post (the curse of being chronically online and nosy) and not typing one million comments going “yeah! fuck teenagers,” as has been the trend on twitter

slimetony:

slimetony:

slimetony:

get loved, nerd

get-loved-nerd:

rurus-kadoo-deactivated20240813:

get-loved-nerd:

get-loved-nerd:

rurus-kadoo-deactivated20240813:

What’s your favorite fish?

GAR, THEY ARE SO COOL

just a fun thing, i will be seeing gar this weekend and i’m thrilled

Woah, gar are super cool! I like silly looking guys like blobfish (apparently the pink one is actually a blobfish CORPSE not an alive blobfish but alive blobfish are cool too!)

fish are so weird i love them

amiru-shrubfeast:

callmedarthrevan:

segretecose:

not the coquettes literally reinventing nazi phrenology on tiktok

Yeah just a heads up. If you start judging people by bodyshape in any way I’ll kick you right in the teeth. Have fun describing someone’s face shape as inferior when your jaw is gone

only-tiktoks:

chaser:

Headline reading "Tupperware somehow even wetter after 8 hours in drying up rack" ALT

Is this relatable fellow youths?

vedajuno:

vedajuno:

I think the biggest sign of the grand “fall of Bethesda” or whatever is the fact that Starfield officially released a full calendar month ago today and I literally have zero idea what it is about or what happens in it. absolutely zero cultural osmosis seems to have happened, which would’ve been unthinkable for a Bethesda RPG like ten years ago

you don’t get it. Skyrim is one of the most iconic video games ever released, the Dovahkiin is firmly cemented in pop culture and stuff like “arrow to the knee” and “ah, you’re finally awake-“ became the bedrock of gaming culture for literally years. New Vegas is a continually surviving series of Simpsons-fan-level injokes about Benny and Courier and Joshua Graham, endlessly quoting every line of dialogue and modding the game with seemingly infinite hyper specific absurd add-ons. even the relatively middling reception for Fallout 4 was followed by months worth of people memeing about The Institute or Dogmeat, hair twirling over how much they were attracted to robots like Curie or Codsworth or Nick Valentine, it gave us THE FINAL PAM for gods sake. even Fallout Fucking 76 had John Denver stuck in everyone’s head for six fucking months.

the idea that I have not seen a single character or plot point or literally anything about Starfield in the month after its release other then “it looks pretty and runs at 60fps” is an impossibility. it’s absurd. absolute downfall material for bethesda

themostscrumpdiddlyumtious:

hellonicetomisha:

alltheselittlevoices:

haleepls:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

:(((((

wow

the-haiku-bot:

sashayed:

heroes-wear-green:

beste-glatisant:

audientvoid13:

A horrifying mushroom

Is this Stemonitis fusca?

decay is what prayer looks like in material form! have a nice day

decay is what prayer

looks like in material

form! have a nice day

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

drone444:

catchymemes:

pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250:

pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250:

pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250:

joe biden appoints weird bug to be in charge of the night time is one of my all time fav images ever

legitimately this will never get old to me i laugh every time i see it and i think about it several times a week

no it’s real

chartreuxcatz:

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

chartreuxcatz:

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

vaspider:

cognitohazardous:

cognitohazardous:

cognitohazardous:

cognitohazardous:

dude oh my god. like theres no question that theres a transphobe working for staff doing this shit and theyre just letting it happen

like theres just some fuming raging terf in the moderation team harassing any single post regarding trans women and the staff of the “queerest place on the internet” think shes too much of a pal to actually deal with

UPDATE staff sent me this message and removed the flag. hopefully they really are working on the unfair flagging of trans posts and itll get better in the future but idk.

(the buff col sanders image wasnt nsfw it was a fully clothed image of col sanders drawn to be really buff that i edited to say “every terf that interacts w this post will die in a car crash within 3 days” or something. i added it after the flag and removed it eventually)

another update if you see something thats sfw get flagged you should dm @/humans apparently theyre willing to work it out. unfortunately not the best way to fix terfs mass reporting posts about trans women but hopefully you can get some of the unfairly flagged posts resolved.

Dang that’s super cool of that person and I appreciate them very much.

kitty-cat-mint:

lukadjo:

cmd-semicolon:

I’ll try it out, sure.

Not working

It doesn’t exist anymore

😔

alexs-random-bullshit:

zoominballs:

sophiamoment:

jhomikle:

jhomikle:

jhomikle:

agentleem:

agentleem:

aroace-wizard:

aroace-wizard:

f4y3w00d5:

slimylittlemaggot:

f4y3w00d5:

slimylittlemaggot:

p0is0n-is-th3-cur3:

f4y3w00d5:

alexs-random-bullshit:

slimylittlemaggot:

slimylittlemaggot:

If this gets 10,000 notes, then I’ll go to therapy.

Aileax stop

Aileax please

@f4y3w00d5 @combustion-wizard @character-selecton @monsterfucker-research-wizard @physically-omnipotent-god

FANDOMS CONVERGE ON THIS POST, THERAPY CAN HAPPEN!

WHOA
YEAH I’LL HELP

@nova-the-killjoy @mychemicalwhatever @the-gnomish-bastard @ashen-the-tiefling @thepotatoheadsaga AND EVERYONE ELSE TOO

@ireallyliketalldarksultrymen @frog-in-the-bog @feta-cheese-raviolis @moth-without-toes 😈😈😈😈😈

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DELETE THIS POST AT 9,000

YOU WILL NOT!!!!
IF YOU DO WE SHALL FIND YOU

NOOOOO YOU CAN’T DO THIS TOO ME I DON’T WANT TO GO TO THERAPY YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

never mind that the campus has free therapy services

I DON’T NEED THERAPY I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I DON’T NEED THERAPY

YOU MUST GO TO THERAPY
I ABSOLUTELY WILL MAKE YOU!!!

AND USE THE FUCKING FREE THERAPY

YOU CAN GET FREE THERAPY YOU SHOULD USE IT

@ashen-the-tiefling @the-door-wizards @agentldiddy @the-haiku-bot

We need to get this
Person to therapy as
Fast as possible

On it. TO ME MY X-MEN!!!! @ferno-does-random-shit @terrencetheshark14 @jhomikle @a-steamy-roll @mayhem-moth @cu-riogach @lukadjo @phlo0p @mayhaps-am-mallard @1dreana0 @gwblwbwlwbl @sun-almighty-wukong @theflowerchild1 @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @profeshinul-wizurd I summon nearly all of my mutuals (one already @ed me and another, and one has been seemingly lost in the war) to get OP some therapy.

Yes, @jhomikle , show OP ultimate mercy

Operation METS (Magical Endgame Therapy Spam) is GO!

I call upon A LEGION of the Magical, The Gimmick, and Those That are just plain Cool

HELP GET TO 10K!!! HELP SPREAD THE WORD!!!

TAGS:

Squad 1: @ignisuada @the-wizard-council-blog @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @the-breadwizard @the-undead-wizard-council @the-littlewizard @wheredidmybooksgo @scaredfurryfire @appledoawrite @drew-bard-for-hire @dova-p-i @helcross-fatherofvoid @vulgarmaw @amphibiouswizard @wizard-council @wizardpotions @wizardgender @wizardanarchosocialist @wizard-at-large @mynaemtony @king-aetherling-the-despised @deathheadlunarmoth @hiddendragontavern @malware-wizard @malicious-spellcaster-420 @willowplantcat @captain-exclam @wild-magic-happens @wild-west-wizardry @wildwizard @the-discerning-skull @leo-the-first @your-local-chaos-god @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @spooky-timeline-seeker @blue-tennis-ball @thatgayforkcrow @that-lich-queen @thatfunkylilwizard @thatlich @anothertennisballbitesthedust @another-tennis-ball @paranormalinvestigatortennisball @flaming-tennis-ball @coffee-wizard @circuslemon @circuswizard @totally-real-tennis-ball @evil-warlord @ball-with-a-god-complex

Squad 2: @song-de-lune @eater-of-the-sand @wizpolys @wizardmania @the-mystic-council @nebulaaaaaa @combustion-wizard @terrencetheshark14 @a-mushroom-wizard @decadentlyevilwizard @gnomishgimmy @lixorloveslicorice @succufaerie @potato-murderer @cracker-barrel @chaos-familiar @tennis-racquet-thing @lore-tennis-ball @dennysoffical @whataburger-unofficial @wendys-unofficial @starbucks-unofficially @culvers-unofficial @kfc-unofficial @official-wendells @mcdonalds-unofficial @unofficial-ihop @kurbgerbing @burger-queen-unofficial @burger-king-unofficial @black-lab @the-tennis-ball-hunter @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @blacktipreefsharkwizard @zoominballs @pink-tennis-ball @waffle-house-unofficial @centers-for-disease-control @center-for-catboy-control @tennisball-wizard @existensial-tennisball @wizvai @sexy-tennis-ball @crazy-tennis-ball @old-tennis-ball @elongated-tennis-ball @elongatedtennisball @a-third-tennis-ball @i-hate-tennis-ball @biblically-accurate-tennis-ball

Squad 3: @goblinofthelaboratory @i-say-nothing @i-say-ok @official-megumin @lunesorcerer @shadowwizard @council-for-demons @mossthewizard @wizardly-accountant @wizardly-shrubbery @i-want-tennis-ball @another-tennis-ball @a-tennisball @tennis-ball-launcher @saul-moleman @the-crab-wizard @the-god-of-magic @exra-ace-wizard @aileaxthevoidien @ace-goblin-of-dumb-facts @good-wizard @monsterfucker-research-wizard @wizard-bureau-of-investigation @evil-wild-lesbian-wizard @the-wizard-library @wizardothesea @wizard-of-trees @humm-bird @ashen-the-tiefling @autism–wizard @autistic-frog-wizard @sluttyvampiresorceress @shittest-wizard-ever @the-frog-wizard-leep @cooking-wizard-rival-of-all @cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords @wizard-detective-apprentice @wizardofgrace @papa-bastard @snailcheeserulz @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @amuletwizard @sluttyambiguouswizard @riverthemagicwolf @wizardpostsdotorg @wizardpigeon @wizard-of-top-surgery @siley-the-wizard @verylegalwizard @darkblade-the-unending-curse

I Want Tennis Ball here,

@duckdotcom @ditchuart @existensial-tennisball @elongated-tennis-ball @somewhere-south-of-neutral @odin-n-out @one-time-i-dreamt @old-tennis-ball @rei-is-hiding @raysunshine16 @akondo @an-obvious-tennis-ball @lesserknownwaifus @moringmark @moonlovingvampire @oh-god-nathan @zoominballs @zedleaked @zomdead @fanonical @fancyson @facts-i-just-made-up @pink-tennis-ball @phdinmypantz @writing-prompt-s @randomweirdohuman @influencer-tennis-ball @is-it-out-of-touch-thursday @i-am-a-fish @pocketss @xcziel @stardew-help-wanted @shitpeoplesayintf2 @joja-co-official @johnpronouns @jermafaggot @justavibevibing @northern-lights-enby @thatbendyfan @illumiost @whatsthatmagiccard @thespongebobsquarepantsmovie @theotherendcomics @tripppantz @bettinalevyisdetermined @verbednoundaily @neil-gaiman @badjokesbyjeff @bloggingboutburgers @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

@liberalsarecool @little-guys-tourney @amongussexgif @sonicapproves @shencomix @jade-gemstone @dailycephalopods @daily-megumi-sasahara @dailyshinai @daily-shin @dailykeiji @dailyteardrop @tothechaos @bludraws094 @blueengland @theauthor27 @the-book-ferret @the-list-of-ao3-weirdness @outofcontextdiscord @fixing-bad-posts @googledetective @rachelcommitscrimes @nonbinaryandnonexistent @edentobisa @pastelclownkitty @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @nico-the-overlord @vampicore @randompolls @randomweirdohuman @russian-blorbo-rumble @reading-comp-posting @your-fave-is-being-blended @i-give-chess-pieces-to-people @coloured-texter @color-picked-pride-flags @colortracker @females-fucked-over-tourney @danganronpafakes @danganronpa-textposts @danganronpa96

I caused all this, im god

Did this thing just get 1000 more notes since the last time I saw it???

cmd-semicolon:

I’ll try it out, sure.

Not working

wtf they have 16 000 hours in cookie clicker

Who you talking about??

zoominballs:

sophiamoment:

jhomikle:

jhomikle:

jhomikle:

agentleem:

agentleem:

aroace-wizard:

aroace-wizard:

f4y3w00d5:

slimylittlemaggot:

f4y3w00d5:

slimylittlemaggot:

p0is0n-is-th3-cur3:

f4y3w00d5:

alexs-random-bullshit:

slimylittlemaggot:

slimylittlemaggot:

If this gets 10,000 notes, then I’ll go to therapy.

Aileax stop

Aileax please

@f4y3w00d5 @combustion-wizard @character-selecton @monsterfucker-research-wizard @physically-omnipotent-god

FANDOMS CONVERGE ON THIS POST, THERAPY CAN HAPPEN!

WHOA
YEAH I’LL HELP

@nova-the-killjoy @mychemicalwhatever @the-gnomish-bastard @ashen-the-tiefling @thepotatoheadsaga AND EVERYONE ELSE TOO

@ireallyliketalldarksultrymen @frog-in-the-bog @feta-cheese-raviolis @moth-without-toes 😈😈😈😈😈

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DELETE THIS POST AT 9,000

YOU WILL NOT!!!!
IF YOU DO WE SHALL FIND YOU

NOOOOO YOU CAN’T DO THIS TOO ME I DON’T WANT TO GO TO THERAPY YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

never mind that the campus has free therapy services

I DON’T NEED THERAPY I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I DON’T NEED THERAPY

YOU MUST GO TO THERAPY
I ABSOLUTELY WILL MAKE YOU!!!

AND USE THE FUCKING FREE THERAPY

YOU CAN GET FREE THERAPY YOU SHOULD USE IT

@ashen-the-tiefling @the-door-wizards @agentldiddy @the-haiku-bot

We need to get this
Person to therapy as
Fast as possible

On it. TO ME MY X-MEN!!!! @ferno-does-random-shit @terrencetheshark14 @jhomikle @a-steamy-roll @mayhem-moth @cu-riogach @lukadjo @phlo0p @mayhaps-am-mallard @1dreana0 @gwblwbwlwbl @sun-almighty-wukong @theflowerchild1 @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @profeshinul-wizurd I summon nearly all of my mutuals (one already @ed me and another, and one has been seemingly lost in the war) to get OP some therapy.

Yes, @jhomikle , show OP ultimate mercy

Operation METS (Magical Endgame Therapy Spam) is GO!

I call upon A LEGION of the Magical, The Gimmick, and Those That are just plain Cool

HELP GET TO 10K!!! HELP SPREAD THE WORD!!!

TAGS:

Squad 1: @ignisuada @the-wizard-council-blog @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @the-breadwizard @the-undead-wizard-council @the-littlewizard @wheredidmybooksgo @scaredfurryfire @appledoawrite @drew-bard-for-hire @dova-p-i @helcross-fatherofvoid @vulgarmaw @amphibiouswizard @wizard-council @wizardpotions @wizardgender @wizardanarchosocialist @wizard-at-large @mynaemtony @king-aetherling-the-despised @deathheadlunarmoth @hiddendragontavern @malware-wizard @malicious-spellcaster-420 @willowplantcat @captain-exclam @wild-magic-happens @wild-west-wizardry @wildwizard @the-discerning-skull @leo-the-first @your-local-chaos-god @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @spooky-timeline-seeker @blue-tennis-ball @thatgayforkcrow @that-lich-queen @thatfunkylilwizard @thatlich @anothertennisballbitesthedust @another-tennis-ball @paranormalinvestigatortennisball @flaming-tennis-ball @coffee-wizard @circuslemon @circuswizard @totally-real-tennis-ball @evil-warlord @ball-with-a-god-complex

Squad 2: @song-de-lune @eater-of-the-sand @wizpolys @wizardmania @the-mystic-council @nebulaaaaaa @combustion-wizard @terrencetheshark14 @a-mushroom-wizard @decadentlyevilwizard @gnomishgimmy @lixorloveslicorice @succufaerie @potato-murderer @cracker-barrel @chaos-familiar @tennis-racquet-thing @lore-tennis-ball @dennysoffical @whataburger-unofficial @wendys-unofficial @starbucks-unofficially @culvers-unofficial @kfc-unofficial @official-wendells @mcdonalds-unofficial @unofficial-ihop @kurbgerbing @burger-queen-unofficial @burger-king-unofficial @black-lab @the-tennis-ball-hunter @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @blacktipreefsharkwizard @zoominballs @pink-tennis-ball @waffle-house-unofficial @centers-for-disease-control @center-for-catboy-control @tennisball-wizard @existensial-tennisball @wizvai @sexy-tennis-ball @crazy-tennis-ball @old-tennis-ball @elongated-tennis-ball @elongatedtennisball @a-third-tennis-ball @i-hate-tennis-ball @biblically-accurate-tennis-ball

Squad 3: @goblinofthelaboratory @i-say-nothing @i-say-ok @official-megumin @lunesorcerer @shadowwizard @council-for-demons @mossthewizard @wizardly-accountant @wizardly-shrubbery @i-want-tennis-ball @another-tennis-ball @a-tennisball @tennis-ball-launcher @saul-moleman @the-crab-wizard @the-god-of-magic @exra-ace-wizard @aileaxthevoidien @ace-goblin-of-dumb-facts @good-wizard @monsterfucker-research-wizard @wizard-bureau-of-investigation @evil-wild-lesbian-wizard @the-wizard-library @wizardothesea @wizard-of-trees @humm-bird @ashen-the-tiefling @autism–wizard @autistic-frog-wizard @sluttyvampiresorceress @shittest-wizard-ever @the-frog-wizard-leep @cooking-wizard-rival-of-all @cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords @wizard-detective-apprentice @wizardofgrace @papa-bastard @snailcheeserulz @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @amuletwizard @sluttyambiguouswizard @riverthemagicwolf @wizardpostsdotorg @wizardpigeon @wizard-of-top-surgery @siley-the-wizard @verylegalwizard @darkblade-the-unending-curse

I Want Tennis Ball here,

@duckdotcom @ditchuart @existensial-tennisball @elongated-tennis-ball @somewhere-south-of-neutral @odin-n-out @one-time-i-dreamt @old-tennis-ball @rei-is-hiding @raysunshine16 @akondo @an-obvious-tennis-ball @lesserknownwaifus @moringmark @moonlovingvampire @oh-god-nathan @zoominballs @zedleaked @zomdead @fanonical @fancyson @facts-i-just-made-up @pink-tennis-ball @phdinmypantz @writing-prompt-s @randomweirdohuman @influencer-tennis-ball @is-it-out-of-touch-thursday @i-am-a-fish @pocketss @xcziel @stardew-help-wanted @shitpeoplesayintf2 @joja-co-official @johnpronouns @jermafaggot @justavibevibing @northern-lights-enby @thatbendyfan @illumiost @whatsthatmagiccard @thespongebobsquarepantsmovie @theotherendcomics @tripppantz @bettinalevyisdetermined @verbednoundaily @neil-gaiman @badjokesbyjeff @bloggingboutburgers @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

@liberalsarecool @little-guys-tourney @amongussexgif @sonicapproves @shencomix @jade-gemstone @dailycephalopods @daily-megumi-sasahara @dailyshinai @daily-shin @dailykeiji @dailyteardrop @tothechaos @bludraws094 @blueengland @theauthor27 @the-book-ferret @the-list-of-ao3-weirdness @outofcontextdiscord @fixing-bad-posts @googledetective @rachelcommitscrimes @nonbinaryandnonexistent @edentobisa @pastelclownkitty @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @nico-the-overlord @vampicore @randompolls @randomweirdohuman @russian-blorbo-rumble @reading-comp-posting @your-fave-is-being-blended @i-give-chess-pieces-to-people @coloured-texter @color-picked-pride-flags @colortracker @females-fucked-over-tourney @danganronpafakes @danganronpa-textposts @danganronpa96

professionalchaoticdumbass:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

the-most-adorkable-smile:

adamtheredbeard:

polyphonetic:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

wvyldthingsandstuff:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

outburstsoftheordinary:

theotheristhedoctor:

dunkstein:

dunkstein:

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

That was a near-religious experience 

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist

@identifying-cars-in-posts?

1994-1996 Ford Aspire

(formerly)

I’m partial to the “Can a Snowplow Split a Car in Two” one. The answer was “No”, so they naturally ramped it up. Which led to this

A rocket powered, sharpened steel wedge slicing a car (with its engine!) in two, right down the middle

@identifying-cars-in-posts what’s this one?

1988-1989 Honda Civic

(formerly)

juniorsailmakermattcruse:

who wants to draw this

nonamehorse:

teashoesandhair:

tonbanereblogs:

hirkyy-moved:

mist-the-wannabe-linguist:

Stage 1: using your native language’s idioms in English out of habit/lack of knowledge

Stage 2: using English idioms as much as you can to prove that you’re good at English

Stage 3: using your native language’s idioms in English because they fuck actually

“either take off your cross or put on your underwear” (ukrainian) to say that you can’t have both things at once is my favorite expression to ever exist in any language. i needed to put this out into the world so bad, im finally free.

I’m gonna write some:

“you can’t put doors to the countryside” referring to something you cannot control

“to honour which saint?🤨” A response to someone doing such a bizarre thing that you can only assume it’s for a very specific god ritual (what my mom says when I’m caught cooking a full meal at 3am)

“my mouth is dryer than Christ’s sandals” or nsfw version “dryer than a doll’s underwear”

“never say from this water I shan’t drink” like never say never.

“to write the dots on the i’s” to make a negotiation very clear, point out flaws.

“you have to feed him separately” as in ‘this person is a handful’

“it’s like throwing daisies to the pigs” wasteful, or useless, unappreciated act

“no one gave you a candle in this burial” you don’t have permission to talk/give your opinion

“it’s like going to pee and not letting even a drop” pointless, absurd, waste of time

“when the devil is bored he kills flies with his tail” when someone you hate is suspiciously idle and seems innocent (and you KNOW!!! they’ll do something)

“my saint went back to the sky” meaning you were so distracted/zoned out that you didn’t even notice a saint had descended to help you until it left lmao

“I’m more tied up than a Roman’s leg” (refering to Roman knee high sandals) it means you’re very busy

Welsh has a couple that absolutely slap, but the best one is:

“There’s no use lifting your petticoats after you’ve pissed” - essentially 'don’t cry over spilt milk’, what’s done is done so you just have to deal with it

My fave Dutch one is:

Two dogs fighting over a bone, the third one takes it home (the literal translation would be slightly difrent but the original rhymes wich I wanted to carry over into the translation)

it basicly means that if there are two people fighting a third person can come in and take adventage of the situation

“Better to be a little crazy than only a little smart.”

Basically it says that it’s better to be a little crazy than dumb.

randomitemdrop:

technofeudalism:

son we pray to the Pork Clock in this household

Item: ancient pork clock

whatareyoureallyafraidof:

ironwoman359:

transmascpetewentz:

mlarayoukai:

my mutuals

reblog if you regularly speak to homosexuals online.

Reblog if you communicate through phone and computer

aviationblogs:

Dream job (xpost)

whatareyoureallyafraidof:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

My husband came to the youth theater rehearsal I was directing last night to work on some set pieces. He usually only works set on weekends when nobody is there, so his goal was to be totally inconspicuous. But the second and third graders treated him like a walking stim video. They were totally absorbed by his painting and drilling and clapped for him when he began or finished a task.

The children, in the middle of their scene, suddenly seeing that my husband is about to put the first stroke of white paint over a wall: WAIT can we watch please please please?

My husband is a somewhat large bearded man, too, so as soon as the kids walked in, I was explaining that I know him, he is helping us, and to not be scared if there was some loud noise.

Meanwhile the children are just watching him the whole time like :) :) :)

My husband: doo do doo

A dozen grade schoolers:

whydidisavethistomyphone:

godisafujoshi:

paxamericana:

joyce-stick:

nyancrimew:

bearsonpluto:

nyancrimew:

keiachi-chan:

nyancrimew:

castrateurfate:

nyancrimew:

why do i need to pay bills to survive i am going to kill every single government

maia you are already wanted by most of them

yea so what’s gonna change

Don’t kill the government, overthrow it. That way u can make the rules and we can have universal basic income

how do you think governments are overthrown

I would vote maia arson crimew for emperor

some of yall are so quick to forget im an anarchist and this is not at all what i am fighting for, i dont wanna rule, as a matter of fact i dont want a ruler at all

maia arson crimew says "i dont want a ruler at all" and there is a ruler next to maia that has been xd out with a funky red X. a large fonty message says near her "MAIA ARSON CRIMEW SAYS NO TO FEET AND INCHES"ALT

teathattast:

teathattast:

teathattast:

💯🙏💛🟨👍

Worst part about this is I’ve only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn’t who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

👍🏳️🏳️‍⚧️💨😔

agentleem:

the-haiku-bot:

jelly-fish-wishes-deactivated20:

I’m ignoring the part of the internet who is going “Oh no” at this.


BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

Bowser really is

the type to love you if you

became a worm lol

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Look at the amount of flowers post-power up. Bowser is the type to love you EVEN MORE if you became a worm

freakvampiresex:

freakvampiresex:

freakvampiresex:

freakvampiresex:

freakvampiresex:

freakvampiresex:

im taking media away from some of u guys until you can pass a 6th grade literary analysis test

you guys think im fucking joking but im not. i cannot deal with another second of people complaining about stories “glorifying” their subject matter just because no one turned to the camera and said, “hey guys, just so you know, this thing is Bad and Not Good, and this story is about Why it is Bad and Not Good.”

i say this with love in my heart. But i genuinely do believe some of you on this horrid webbedsite are so used to only consuming media that explicitly tells you what you are supposed to take away from it (i.e. children’s media) that youve lost the ability to examine media beyond a surface level

this is not to say that children’s media is bad. or that adults can’t enjoy it. i’m an adult, i love cartoons, and i probably always will. but if all you are consuming is tv shows made to teach children about kindness, you are going to rot your brain

If ur annoying on this post you will owe me 300USD

Discussion questions:

1) When OP says “I’m taking media away from some of you guys until you can pass a 6th grade literary analysis test,” this is an example of a rhetorical device. Which rhetorical device is an example of? Is it effective? Why or why not?

2) Why might OP only mention the website he is posting on? Does this mean he thinks every other website is without these issues, or is it in order to make it relevant to the viewers?

freakvampiresex:

freakvampiresex:

freakvampiresex:

freakvampiresex:

freakvampiresex:

freakvampiresex:

im taking media away from some of u guys until you can pass a 6th grade literary analysis test

you guys think im fucking joking but im not. i cannot deal with another second of people complaining about stories “glorifying” their subject matter just because no one turned to the camera and said, “hey guys, just so you know, this thing is Bad and Not Good, and this story is about Why it is Bad and Not Good.”

i say this with love in my heart. But i genuinely do believe some of you on this horrid webbedsite are so used to only consuming media that explicitly tells you what you are supposed to take away from it (i.e. children’s media) that youve lost the ability to examine media beyond a surface level

this is not to say that children’s media is bad. or that adults can’t enjoy it. i’m an adult, i love cartoons, and i probably always will. but if all you are consuming is tv shows made to teach children about kindness, you are going to rot your brain

If ur annoying on this post you will owe me 300USD

Discussion questions:

1) When OP says “I’m taking media away from some of you guys until you can pass a 6th grade literary analysis test,” this is an example of a rhetorical device. Which rhetorical device is an example of? Is it effective? Why or why not?

2) Why might OP only mention the website he is posting on? Does this mean he thinks every other website is without these issues, or is it in order to make it relevant to the viewers?

im playing on this one 100 player tf2 server (god theres so much porn) and ive madee friends here after like an hour. its like when people go through a rough experiance and their bonds get so much better because of how much it sucks

either way i now have another trans friend

Good for you!


maccreadysbaby:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but YOUR CHARACTERS DONT NEED TO FALL IN LOVE. PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS ARE JUST AS FULFILLING AND AMAZING AS ROMANTIC ONES. NOT EVERY STORY NEEDS A ROMANTIC SUBPLOT STOP IT

astronomy-to-zoology:

Chromodoris orientalis

…a colorful species of Chromodoridid nudibranch which is known to occur in Japan, Hong Kong, Korea and the surrounding areas. Unlike many Chromodoris spp. which sport blue and white coloration, C. orientalis possesses a white mantle with oval black spots. The endge of the mantle is yellow/orange in appearance which separates C. orientalis from the similar Hypselodoris placida, which often shows a blue band along with the orange/yellow.

Classification

Animalia-Mollusca-Gastropoda-Heterobranchia-Euthyneura-Nudipleura-Nudibranchia-Doridoidea-Chromodorididae-Chromodoris-C. orientalis

Image: Bernard Picton

potato:

classicalbughead:

I just took a buzzfeed quiz about how much % potato I am and I got 100% and I’m now questioning my existence…

it is ok me 2