October 2023

tittyinfinity:

tittyinfinity:

Hey it’s my birthday and I’m disabled and broke

CA: $niceworkbonedaddy

PP: yanidork

VM: nicework_bonedaddy

Hi actually please donate to the other people’s posts I shared. If you do wanna donate to me, please match it with another person’s donation post! Thanks y'all (:

lercymoth:

This feels like a parody screenshot. The irony of Biden talking about equality and LGBT rights at a Human Rights event with a news headline saying the US government is sending military support to a country committing genocide.

metamatar-deactivated20250401:

bursting-sunrise:

@ / staff apparently just removed gaza and palestine from trending tags, which have been trending (as they should) for days. fuck your one-sided coverage and your propaganda and fuck you for turning a blind-eye to what is being done to CIVILIANS. un fucking believable

what do you think this is going to accomplish- aside from making people even more aware of how the west and western media treats palestinians???

edit: people who support israel’s attack on gaza, get the fuck out of my post. if you don’t have the dignity to admit that palestinian children dying is JUST as bad as israeli children dying, and if you can’t admit that the whole world letting israel commit WAR CRIMES is absolutely disgusting, then block me because I sure as hell will block you.

wait so staff has generally removed movement focused tags from trending and put it in a separate “things we care abou” section like #coronavirus #ukraine #blacklivesmatter, but palestine and gaza are neither in trending nor in that section which is, certainly a choice.

milf-adjacent:

Aww Cucumber

thecolorsfucked:

thecolorsfucked:

thecolorsfucked:

thecolorsfucked:

thecolorsfucked:

thecolorsfucked:

my tortoiseshell cat named bathbomb in a dresser drawerALT
a tired potato smileyALT

i am not doing well heres the deal:

i, a queer mixed sicky icky, recently got fired again bcuz i asked for just shorter hours to ease into working long physically hard shifts and we have to be out of here by November, December at the latest i have nowhere to go no family nowhere and idk what to do im going to call 211 tomorrow ive been applying for jobs but my phone is gonna get cut soon im so behind on rent and my storage unit is angry at me idk what to do and i need prescriptions and im scared and tired and idk how to keep crawling and fighting

my goal rn is just 1250 to start catching up on bills and saving idk idk i need help plz help

cashapp: $unfriendlyblackwitch venmo: @unfriendlyblackwitch paypal.me/cispiciousALT

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screenshot of a T-Mobile message saying to pay the 30+ day past due balance of $127.00ALT
a screenshot of a text from Today(8/11/2023) from T-Mobile stating the phone line was shut off for no payment.ALT

im embarrassed i spent money on food house stuff and some transportation costs but my phone got cut off this morning i have prescriptions for my asthma and allergies i need to call about to price and i cant 🥴 any help is super appreciated i am Struggling

phones back onnn! my storage is still super overdue tho 🥲

storage is paid tysm everyone i have a job interview this week and im also working on unemployment but i need to save up for the very imminent move ~somewhere~(TBA) any support is super like ✨✨🫀 goal is being reset cuz i still need to plan what i need where me and bathbomb are going a lot of stuff is in the air rn

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amongussexgif:

tittyinfinity:

amongussexgif:

tittyinfinity:

amongussexgif:

tittyinfinity:

tittyinfinity:

LMAO I finally made it to 2500 followers today and just lost a few after talking shit on Biden and our voting system

How long before I’m accused of being a Russian psyop

8 seconds

Yeah right lol

oh no oh God о нет, что происходит, ПОМОГИТЕ МНЕ

omg no way

My final words….. you know what picture to put on Putin’s desk

I’m putting the amongussexgif Sprite sheet

e-clv:

e-clv:

I don’t believe in the inherent talent of nepo babies or whatever but I do think we’re going to see a hilarious side effect of people who are medium famous and have massive RPF followings & have to bar their children from the internet entirely as a result which is that they will be having the most logged off well adjusted children of all time and those kids are definitely going to get a competitive advantage over the leagues of ipad cocomelon reared children of rich unfamous adults in their immediate social circles. “why is this 12 year old so good at spatial reasoning” -> it’s because their dad is a heavy hitter in Ao3’s top 100 most used ship tags of all time and therefore the only thing they are allowed to interact with are wooden blocks that cannot connect to bluetooth

also medium famous is one thing imagine the really reallly famous ones. thinking about how the children of one direction are going to be reared in an X men style facility where the word “google” is considered a swear word and where they will be reading tolstoy by age 7

memorycycle:

*fruitfly loosely bumbling around my food* hey i thought i told you to get lost *rolls up my sleeve* *a second fruitfly appears* ,woah haha i was just joking .i was kidding guys here you can have it

dadzathechaosgod:

rubixpsyche:

thegreenpea:

fuckyeahmineralogy:

val-ritz:

spacefroggity:

spacefroggity:

spacefroggity:

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

It’s carbon it’s pretty and it didn’t involve slave labor what’s not to love??? Hi I’m having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I’m right

There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don’t have the time to unpack all that

not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself “man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce”

We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.

another very cool lab grown gem is Moissanite. It has a 9.25 on the mohs hardness scale where diamond is a 10. Moissanote also has a 2.69 refractive index in comparison to diamond’s 2.419 and here is the difference 

and the best thing about moissanite? It is all lab grown and it costs only a fraction of what diamond costs. So fuck the diamond indsutry and buy lab grown gems which cost significantly less

Also it’s just cool to think of some mad scientist lookin person doing shit against the law of the universe and making pretty gems for you. Like cmon. This shouldnt be allowed probably. But humans really be like on gOD i want some shiny an just started MAKIN em

for years people wanted alchemy, well now we have alchemy and we’re making gemstones out of it and suddenly “it doesn’t count” anymore

hapalopus:

hapalopus:

gorbling:

gorbling:

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like “posts that a gnome would make” or like “are you a phone”

More from the notes:

goosse:

satelliteduster:

torture

*Gay moment*

-@good-wizard

good-wizard:

aroace-wizard:

good-wizard:

mynaemsophie-deactivated2024030:

that’s kinda gay

Oh shit my bad

NO NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR SEXUALITY

YES THANKYOU!

shubbabang:

wilwheaton:

Look, Biden isn’t my first choice, either. But it’s going to be one of these two guys, and I’m not voting for the rapist.

fullmoonfireball:

fullmoonfireball:

so funny to randomly get hit with realizations like “i could just hold the vehemoth phosbat”. like,, yeah! i absolutely could! and i would like to hold it. perhaps even kiss it on its little head like this

five-counter:

pangur-and-grim:

new strat: I bring these to family gatherings and slam my hand on the buzzer whenever someone misgenders me. no other comment or correction, just a loud blaring sound that interrupts whatever they were saying

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jellybeanium124:

I think it should take longer to make tv shows and movies. I think shooting days should be shorter. I think AD’s lives should be longer. I think we shouldn’t have to be in a goddamn rush all the time. I think we should have the time it takes to make good art. I think fans should wait even longer than they do and be happy that everyone who made the art is getting full nights of sleep.

randomgooberness:

randomgooberness:

randomgooberness:

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable

Ok So I’m getting more notes than I thought quicker than I expected! So I’m gonna elaborate bc I want to. 

I get it, when you’re someone who writes a lot and talks a lot, it’s hard to keep things readable, but it’s not as much about cutting out the fat(that can be a problem) so much as a formatting issue. 

You are also actively NERFING yourself by not formatting it correctly, it can make impactful scenes feel so, so much better. Compare this, 

To THIS. 

Easier to read, and hits harder. 

No more over-saturated paragraphs. Space things out.

@s1ld3n4f1l​ WAIT WAIT WAIT SO TRUE LITERALLY LITERALLY 

toastbutteregg:

soggywetcatgirl:

(talking out loud in a pitch black room) man, it’d be so crazy if a ghost or perhaps some kind of ghoul showed up and really fucked up and horny things to me,,, that would be just,, awful……

soggywetcatgirl:

(talking out loud in a pitch black room) man, it’d be so crazy if a ghost or perhaps some kind of ghoul showed up and really fucked up and horny things to me,,, that would be just,, awful……

traycakes:

circlereader:

mostlysignssomeportents:

“Having refused the poor what is necessary, they give the rich what is superfluous.”


It is not because of the few thousand francs which would have to be spent to put a roof over the third-class carriages or to upholster the third-class seats that some company or other has open carriages with wooden benches. What the company is trying to do is to prevent the passengers who can pay the second class fare from traveling third class; it hits the poor, not because it wants to hurt them, but to frighten the rich. And it is again for the same reason that the companies, having proved almost cruel to the third-class passengers and mean to the second-class ones, become lavish in dealing with first-class passengers. Having refused the poor what is necessary, they give the rich what is superfluous.

-Jules Dupuis

(h/t Andrew Odlyzko)

How increasing cruelty and decadence is baked into the economic system.

This is why airlines have kept the “temporary security measures” in place long after 9/11. The more money you give the airlines, the less hassle you have to deal with going through the security theater, so airlines profit off the misery.

sweetschizo:

sweetschizo:

Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.

sweetschizo:

sweetschizo:

Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.

catmask:

if completing tasks feels so good and reminds me completing tasks is easy then why is starting them the emotional equivalent of sending my first born to war

catmask:

if completing tasks feels so good and reminds me completing tasks is easy then why is starting them the emotional equivalent of sending my first born to war

wizard-email:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

wizard-email:

starkid256:

wizard-email:

starkid256:

wizard-email:

wizard-email:

YOU ARE AWARE OF YOUR OWN BREATHING

YOU ARE ALSO BLINKING

💥💥💥 GET FUCKED EXPLOSION 💥💥💥

reblog to totally fuck explode your mutuals ‼️

kill yourself

💥🚨SUICIDE BAIT WAS INEFFECTIVE🚨💥

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⚠️‼️UNSURE HOW TO CLASSIFY THIS BUT REGARDLESS I AM CIS⚠️‼️

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ON IT BOSS 🫡

dailyquests:

Game Over!

the-haiku-bot:

gpedia:

cipher-wise:

larhyperhair:

starting a collection of people who obliterate their food in impossible ways.

how do you manage to convert food into red coal not once but twice

how do you manage

to convert food into red

coal not once but twice

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Exclamania's full of dead kids btw

status-updates:

Okay and? so is Freddy Fazbear and the gang, do I look like I care?

theauthor27:

There are so many people in the Pokémon irl community that I wanna tell I run pokemart so I can acquire them as a mutual but I physically can not bring myself to do so out of cowardice.

dooptown:

dooptown:

dooptown:

those goddamn fuckers are messin with our avatars again

avatar is PICTURE I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE i want it BIG AS CAN BE

this is how big they should be

zagreus:

totesmgoats01-published-author:

zagreus:

I don’t generally visit my own blog page but I just did and I think it’s very funny that these are the recommendations, it’s like

  1. literally my fiancée
  2. the world’s most normal occultist
  3. the catgirl who leaked the no fly list?

And this summer, they assemble together to complete One. Last. Job.

byjove:

favorite classic pasta shape?

penne

spaghetti

rotini

ziti

fettuccine

bowtie/farfalle

shell

cavatappi

acini de pepe

orzo

they’re all the same to me

another type (list in tags)

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nickioeste:

thememedaddy:

USPS was completely self-sustaining until 2006, when Congress inexplicably began requiring it to pre-fund retirement health benefits for all of its eligible employees and retirees, 75 years in advance. This unprecedented requirement cost USPS more than $5 billion per year for 16 years … which is almost exactly the amount they were in debt.

And still, USPS maintains First Class mail delivery to every household in the country within 5 days for less than a dollar. No private carrier comes close to their price point (which USPS actually doesn’t control), and many of them actually use USPS as their “last mile” carrier in rural areas where it’s too costly for them to operate.

nickioeste:

thememedaddy:

USPS was completely self-sustaining until 2006, when Congress inexplicably began requiring it to pre-fund retirement health benefits for all of its eligible employees and retirees, 75 years in advance. This unprecedented requirement cost USPS more than $5 billion per year for 16 years … which is almost exactly the amount they were in debt.

And still, USPS maintains First Class mail delivery to every household in the country within 5 days for less than a dollar. No private carrier comes close to their price point (which USPS actually doesn’t control), and many of them actually use USPS as their “last mile” carrier in rural areas where it’s too costly for them to operate.

crevicedwelling:

mysterious-corpse:

crevicedwelling:

crevicedwelling:

reminder that spirobolid millipedes have adorable faces

a few more (very old) Narceus portraits.

perpetual :3

imagine you’re like a millimeter tall and it eats you

people who don’t know anything about millipedes: ahh scary centipede it’ll devour me in an instant

people who know about millipedes: millipedes are detritivores that eat old leaves. they would not desire my flesh.

people who have kept millipedes: I’m not even a millimeter tall and they try to eat my skin but very, very slowly

mxtomituck:

bumblebeebats:

“Don’t just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!” unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn’t involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that’d be great

May I recommend the sashiko family of techniques? I’m not sure if you’ve seen this particular method but it’s one that is likely thousands of years old and is especially good for areas like the inseam or the knees that generally get more wear than other regions:

Many of the visible mending hacks one sees are designed to be aesthetic and not structural, as OP points out, but this technique is different:

1) you’ll notice that the mended area is larger than the actual damage. All of the stitched area indicates where additional fabric is added for strength.

2) the pattern of visible stitching is PRACTICAL in this work. The reason pants wear down along the inseam is that the fabric is constantly being rubbed against the other leg. Here, the stitching is what’s rubbing against itself, and the embroidery will fail first, meaning the fabric underneath will last longer.

3) this technique is very, very simple once you draw your grid, and there are plenty of places online that sell water soluble graph paper that you can sew into as a guide and then wash out.

Please please please don’t give up on home sewing and mending because of content farms - I promise there’s a whole world of incredibly simple and reliable techniques that - while perhaps time consuming - are PROVEN to increase the longevity of your clothes AND give you further opportunities to express your creativity and style!!!

the-haiku-bot:

limoki:

chorby-soul:

Introducing: cursed tea “kettles” I found on google

Hal 9000 (domesticated)

The slab

Gas cans

Precambrian little guy

Nintendo wii

These all look like those fake console renders back in 2008.

These all look like those

fake console renders back in

2008.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

insufficiently-advanced:

stevviefox:

gfawkesphoenixchokingonashes:

ms-cellanies:

purple-ladys-stuff:

They also don’t belong in government positions either.

Nor as public school teachers.

Damn right.

that’s why they join those fields

to actively block access to things they think are immoral

the selfishness isn’t ‘i want to do this job but not the part i think is icky’ it’s 'this is the most efficient way i can think of to impose my religion on other people’

theshampyon:

liberalsarecool:

Fascism sells a synthetic nostalgia.

As good a time as any to remind folks of the 14 properties of “ur-fascism” (described by Umberto Eco, who grew up in Italy under Mussolini, in his 1995 essay Ur-Fascism). Not all need be present for single regime to be fascist, but a Venn diagram of all fascist regimes will cover them all.

  1. CULT OF TRADITION. The old ways are best. The New is not worthwhile.
  2. REJECT MODERNISM The development of Western philosophy post-Enlightenment is seen as a descent into depravity. See also : Reject post-modernism, which is seen as an even greater descent into irrationality.
  3. ACTION FOR ACTION’S SAKE. Action is to be taken without reflection or introspection - that’s for weaklings and degenerates. Often seen in a derision of “intellectual elites”.
  4. DISAGREEMENT IS TREASON. Analytical criticism cannot be allowed. A pantomime of discourse may be allowed, but only within the accepted framework and only if reaching the foregone conclusion.
  5. FEAR OF DIFFERENCE. Outsiders are your enemy. Those who are different are evil and want to corrupt you and destroy all you hold dear.
  6. APPEAL TO A FRUSTRATED MIDDLE CLASS Capitalising on genuine frustrations by pointing them toward convenient scapegoats. Real concerns used a recruiting tools.
  7. OBSESSION WITH A PLOT. There is a conspiracy run by THEM. You are besieged by THEM. THEY are behind all your ills. THEY are working in the shadows to enslave and destroy you.
  8. THE ENEMY IS BOTH STRONG AND WEAK. When rhetorically convenient, THEY are all-powerful. When rhetorically convenient, THEY are feeble, stupid, weak. The rhetorical focus shifts regardless of self-contradiction, because all that matters is positioning the enemy where the speaker’s goal requires them to be at any given moment.
  9. PACIFISM IS THE ENEMY. LIFE IS ETERNAL WAR. There must always be an enemy to fight. When that enemy is defeated, another must be found. When they cannot be found, they must be created, even from within. There is always the promise of a Final Solution bringing Ultimate Triumph, but it can never be achieved.
  10. CONTEMPT FOR THE WEAK. Elitism disguised as populism. Everyone of US is superior to THEM, cockroaches and drains on society that they are. But people are sheep who require strong leaders, who are by their nature superior to others.
  11. EVERYONE IS TAUGHT TO BE THE HERO. A CULT OF DEATH. Where in myth the hero is exceptional, in fascism everyone must be the hero. They crave heroic death, the reward for heroic life. In seeking it, they send others to die. (See also: Militarism).
  12. MACHISMO. Disdain for women and femininity. Intolerance of non-standard sexuality and gender expression.
  13. SELECTIVE POPULISM. The People are viewed as a monolith with a single will, as interpreted (in reality, determined) by the leaders. Democratic institutions are viewed as illegitimate because they run counter to the narrative of the existence of a single Voice Of The People.
  14. NEWSPEAK. Vocabulary cannot expand. If anything, it must shrink. Variation and nuance in dialogue means variation and nuance in thought. This cannot be allowed. Therefore categories must be binary. Definitions are simple and limited. If it cannot be boiled down into snappy catchphrase it does not exist.

Is that a plague doctor I see?

itsapmseymour:

mysteriousmaninthesmoke-deactiv:

itsapmseymour:

Things are going well,

Quite well.

#I take my job drawing muscles on anime dudes very seriously

What about anime gals?

So seriously it must remain discreet for now

foone:

I enjoy playing devil’s advocate. People think that means I like being a dick and arguing the opposite side for no reason, but no. I just like to provide counter evidence against candidates for sainthood.

thecorvidforest:

boy it would be nice to be able to google something related to personality disorders, psychosis, intellectual disabilities, autism, DID/OSDD, etcetera without finding majority articles that are like “how to deal with a person with X” “how to cope with your child with X” “how to spot someone faking X” “can people with X be cured?”

Ah, the sight of my mutuals reblogging the stuff I just rebloged.

deadmomjokes:

Took my tiny child with me to the Halloween store. Walked in and immediately realized it would be a terrible mistake.

They had those jumpscare machine things everywhere, lots of spooky noise machines, scary looking animatronic things, crazy decorations, just the whole 9 yards and then some. I immediately went to turn around and leave when I heard a noise coming from my arms.

My one year old child who gets scared if we cough…. was laughing.

She makes this precious “eee!” sound and starts vibrating when she sees something she really likes, usually an animal or a balloon, and she points right at the big zombie thing by the door and does that. I carry her in past a huge 10 ft tall Pennywise inflatable, and she smacks me to tell me to stop so she can look. She ponders him for a moment, and his glowing light-up eyes, then points at his hand and shouts “BEEM!” Which is her word for “balloon.” She made us stand there under Pennywise for at least 3 minutes, which is a really long time for a one-year-old.

Then, she begs to get down, so I let her loose and she just books it all over the store. Finds the creepy demonic looking babies and shouts “BABY!” then gets this confused look on her face and tries to wipe the “dirt” off their faces. Decides it’s not worth it, goes and picks up a severed hand decoration, hands it to me and says “hand.” Yes, my dear, it is a hand. And yes, that severed foot has “toes,” you’re very right.

Finds the wigs, runs down the aisle shouting “hair! hair!” and grabbing her own sparse little headfuzz so hard I think she’s going to rip it all out. Then she found the speaker in the wall that was blaring Monster Mash and she demanded I pick her up so we could “DANSSSE”. But she got distracted by the big spider decorations, which she christened as dogs by running toward them and barking.

She ran up and down the aisles of costumes touching the fabric and making her little “tss tss tss” giggle that she does when she’s having Much Too Good a Time. Every so often she’d stop, look back to make sure I was there, and point at something and vibrate with her aggressive “EEEE!”

A man turned a corner wearing one of the creepy latex masks. He immediately started apologizing to me, saying “I’m so sorry, I’m looking for my friend, I don’t want to scare her.” Meanwhile my child is standing there looking up at him with the most confused look on her face. Not scared, just confused, like he is so dumb and she can’t figure out why he would want to make that stupid face for so long. But he rounds another corner all hunched over, she flaps her arms and sighs, and takes off to go scream at the creepy lawn decorations.

When it was time to go, nothing could convince her to come to me willingly, so I had to promise her one last look at the balloon man while I picked her up against her will. Pennywise placated her, and we left the store with a smile on her chubby little cheeks. She demanded we wait and watch the big inflatable-flailing-arm-tube-man out front, the one that was bright orange and had a jack-o-lantern face, and she bounced and wiggled and danced in my arms despite its fan being louder than the loud motorcycles that scare her on our walks. She waved bye-bye to it as we left for the car.

Basically, that was the cutest thing that’s ever happened to me in my life, and it’s so crazy how so many things are culturally taught and kids are just… immune to that. All she saw was bright colors and things she recognized and could name, in a place she could explore and touch. She has no concept of clowns being scary or zombies being A Thing or what constitutes “creepy” and “spooky” and “gross.” To her, a severed arm with gore hanging out the end doesn’t represent pain or violence, it’s just “arm,” and it’s got some weird stuff on the end that’s funny colors. They’re just things, there’s no context for it.

The world is weird and beautiful and it’s so cool to see it through the eyes of someone who is so New to this planet and hasn’t been influenced by society and culture yet.

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

Things going well at the conservative conference as Suella Braverman just stands on a dog.

Lmao.

conzoop:

I love those hypotheticals that are like “what would [famous historical smarty boy] do if he were brought to our time and given a good computer? Because we all know they would have like, 2 days adjustment terror time then they would be absolutely locked onto the porn sites gooning their souls out until the catholic guilt kicks in or they die of dehydration like those rats with the instant dopamine or food button choices