October 2023

headspace-hotel:

troutreznor:

pick the garbage you genuinely enjoy listening to 🗑

Taylor Swift

Harry Styles

Ed Sheeran

Grimes

Nickleback

BTS

Radiohead

Imagine Dragons

Lana Del Rey

“OP how could you forget XYZ??”

multiple of them

I can’t stand any of these bitches

See Results

note - there were only 2 criteria for this list, artists had to be both:

1. considered popular and/or overplayed

2. heavily made fun of or meme’d on on tumblr

don’t try and read any deeper than that bc I really couldn’t care less about how otherwise comparable or not these artists are thanks, ok so nobody actually be an asshole about anyone elses music taste or the music in general but like ig idgaf if you have beef with the artists themselves lmao

If Imagine Dragons was a mid tier popularity band they would be enjoyed. Punished by over-saturation.

mersinia:

wizard-island-trading-co:

mersinia:

wizard-island-trading-co:

mersinia:

ray-of-midnight-storm:

dicklessswonder:

eepytgirl:

dicklessswonder:

finnslay:

dicklessswonder:

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

CAN WE GET TO 70K?

if this gets to 100k i will commit one self care

I’ll gladly yoink it if you want tbh I am a thief

please do

I’m getting the wizards on this

@mersinia ya got the wizard list

I love the fact I’m now just known for this

But yes, i do

@a-mushroom-wizard

@aileaxthevoidien

@aroace-wizard

@ashen-the-tiefling

@awizardsdisaster

@combustion-wizard

@draco-the-chaos-quetzal

@drew-bard-for-hire

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@extra-ace-wizard

@f4y3w00d5

@fattocatto-wizard

@forgettable-dumbass

@fuitgummygirlthing

@gengarkisser

@gnomishgimmy

@goblinchief

@good-wizard

@greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat

@gwblwbwlwbl

@helloitsmethatwizard

@irlactualwizard

@l1terally-justawizard

@magical-bear-dubin

@monsterfucker-research-wizard

@nothingbutgog

@panem-crustus

@pioneersthings

@pointless-magic

@profeshinul-wizurd

@ray-of-midnight-storm

@siley-the-wizard

@slutty-wizard-council

@slymewitch

@softandwigglybones

@terrencetheshark14

@thatgayforkcrow

@the-discerning-skull

@the-frog-wizard-leep

@the-gnomest-bastard

@the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem

@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

@username-not-registered

@verylegalwizard

@wizard-island-trading-co

@wizard-wylin-wylerian

@wizardothesea

@yeast-wizard

It’s Mershina and the Self-Care Gang, Bitch!

(@island-census-wizard is also an excellent source of wizards)

People on here getting awfully close to misspellings of my real name

We’ll get it one day…

Soooooon…

Change the N, you get an actual way people have spelled my name before, enjoy!

thequeensownketchup:

Wanting top surgery so I can sleep face down shirtless in boxers like the lazy teenage boys at the start of 90s films

butch12whack:

gamecubewizard:

ryan-sometimes:

Bro… 11 THOUSAND YEARS???

theyre imprisoning him in a giant cursed crystal

tags that make me remember how astronomical of a figure a billion is and fuels my desire to dismantle capitalism

the-gnomish-bastard:

transbro:

SCARY GIFS BELOW

Keep reading

AH

liquid-geodes:

shibainuoverload:

Coco biting on a toy lightsaber, looks like he’s shooting his laser beam

askzloyxp:

radiofreederry:

Twitter has removed headlines from news links resulting in posts like this

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

Still the best gaming fact.

Oh dear god someone screenshotted this and put it on Reddit. WHO WAS IT?

bodhrancomedy:

lytefoot:

maniculum:

open-sketchbook:

keeningthoughts:

party-gilmore:

syphabelnyades:

thingsidothingsidont:

corporatetwitteraccount:

zomdead:

fullmetalwindbreaker:

youtubers love to say “i hope i’m pronouncing that correctly” while recording themselves in a video that they upload to the internet, which they have access to

via @glorioustragedykid

Hint: its because the video is not as well researched as its presentation implies

Hint: it’s because sometimes it’s hard to pronounce words especially if you don’t use them very often

Don’t leave this in the tags!! They’re good points! An attempt is better than nothing!

It’s one thing to listen to a correct pronunciation. It’s another to actually have your mouth form the words, especially when you’re using a sound you don’t normally use in your native language.

Maybe they’re not saying “I didn’t look up the actual pronunciation and I’m just winging it.” Maybe it’s “I looked it up and it uses a sound that I don’t use in my day to day speech and I don’t think I did it quite right but I tried.”

And sometimes, there aren’t sufficient resources to teach you the correct pronunciation! Sometimes you’ll get bot-made videos that contradict each other.

This this this this. As someone who struggles to pronounce a couple of words I use fairly often my FIRST LANGUAGE, thanks to those particular sounds just being difficult shapes for me to string together coherently, I am constantly afraid of fucking up words in other languages or even just with roots in other languages.

It’s one thing to not even try, but the “I hope I’m doing this correctly” isn’t always “I’m hoping I can just wing this word with whatever I think it’s supposed to sound like,” a lot of times it “okay so I’ve looked it up and tried it a few times so I’m really hoping its coming out right, but I’m not used enough to the language to really be sure .”

Languages are fucking DIFFICULT for a lot of people. Not just the repeating/speaking part, but also the ability to HEAR and RECOGNIZE the patterns and sounds.

I think it’s also important to add… a lot of the researchers for videos or podcasts aren’t the hosts. The host themselves may not have had the foreknowledge to look a name pronunciation up or have the ability to do it then and there during recording (time during the schedule, internet access, studio rules, etc etc).

different languages use different sounds, and not only do we struggle to vocalize sounds we aren’t used to, it is very common when one language distinguishes between two sounds but the languages a person speaks doesn’t that their brains literally can’t tell the sounds apart.

When a language make a distinction that, in your sound inventory, are the same sound? Yeah, you’re fucked for pronouncing it. There’s a reason that people who learn other languages have accents from their primary language which persist for years without intense and specialized training. You can listen to somebody pronounce it but not only do you not know how to physically make the inside of your mouth make the sound, you might not know how to make your brain hear the sound in the first place.

A lot of languages like Russian and Turkish have sounds they make distinctions between that to English speakers is just “k”, and the Chinese distinction between what we romanize as Shi and Xi are just the same fucking sound to us. Grow up speaking Japanese? Congrats, the rhotic R and lateral L are both the same liquid consonant and you hear them both as the same thing. Speak Arabic as a first language? Good luck with English’s distinction between Sh and Ch!

I know where this comes from, it’s tumblr’s sympathy with the very real problem that many people with names in foreign languages experience where people don’t even try to pronounce their names correctly and refuse to learn even when you try to teach them.

But somewhere along the way we picked up the idea that any mispronunciation is just people not trying hard enough and deliberately being an asshole when like, no, different languages are different in a way that goes beyond grammar and vocabulary, in a way that interacts with a part of our brain which streamlines sounds into meaning in a way that actually obscures the precise specifics of what you are hearing. When you get this far into it, you loop around to treating people shitty for not speaking second languages perfectly and congrats we’re back to the very xenophobia we were trying to avoid.

I’m glad folks are expressing this. Whenever we encounter non-English proper nouns on the podcast, I get really anxious about saying them correctly. (“Oh no, I’m one of those horrible ignorant Americans people are always complaining about online, maybe I should just cut this whole section out of the recording to hide my shame…”)

It’s kind of a no-win situation. Just confidently saying the word incorrectly is obviously the wrong approach. Posts like the OP tell me it’s also wrong to acknowledge that you might be mispronouncing it. (And I’ve seen similar posts saying that, if you’re conversing with a native speaker, it’s also wrong to ask them how to pronounce stuff because, like, it implies that these are Strange and Exotic Words for you or something.) So what do you even do when you come across a personal name or place name or etcetera that you don’t know how to say?

The only option remaining is to Already Know and say it right the first time without any qualification or hesitation. So you go to look it up ahead of time, and… surprise! Whatever massive database full of reliable pronunciations people think you can just search through doesn’t exist. More often than not, all you get are those bot-made recordings @syphabelnyades mentions. And even if you were willing to trust the pronunciation of a random Youtube channel (which, why would you be? what are this robot’s qualifications?), they’re obviously untrustworthy because they often contradict each other. (Which you know because you checked more than one, because you know enough about information literacy to not just blindly trust the top Google result, which i kind of suspect is what these people who swear you can just easily Google unfamiliar pronunciations are doing.) Like, we all know that Googling something these days gets you mostly junk that you have to sift through in order to find anything reliable. The same applies here — and in the situation where all of your results are pretty sketchy looking (this website says it’s pronounced such-and-such, but it’s not clear who made this website or where they get their information and it kind of looks like it might just be another bot), what are you meant to trust?

Now, sometimes you can get an actual dictionary entry (extremely rare if you’re looking for a proper noun, though, since dictionaries generally don’t include those), or you’ll luck out & the Wikipedia entry will include the IPA. Then you have to deal with the fact that it’s still an unfamiliar word. People mispronounce words that aren’t from their native language all the time! This is known! This happens even when they’re relatively fluent in that language and have years of education and immersion to lean on! Of course it’s going to be hard if you don’t speak the language at all. Different languages have different phonemes — even if you’re pretty familiar with IPA and know what all the symbols mean (I recommend learning the IPA, incidentally, it is a useful tool and it’s interesting in its own right), your mouth does not have practice making those sounds. You’re going to screw up. And then there’s the whole issue of allophones that @open-sketchbook describes. Or maybe it’s a tonal language or something, and you’re not used to that even being an aspect of pronunciation that carries real lexical weight. There are challenges, is what I’m saying.

At the end of the day, you’re going to have to make peace with the fact that you’re not fully confident in how you’re saying that word. But if you acknowledge this on air, you’re going to get folks like OP up there going “oh, you didn’t even bother to look it up.” Like, no! I tried! I’m doing my best! When I say I might be pronouncing something wrong, I’m just acknowledging that I am a flawed and fallible human who does not speak every language I encounter with perfect ease, and that I want to apologize for any errors I might make. That seems obviously better than just forging ahead, probably saying it wrong, and not admitting it.

Because what is the alternative? Make sure you only ever mention people & places that have English names so that you never have to try and say a word from an unfamiliar language? Seems bad!

(Also, I do want to acknowledge a bit of hypocrisy on my part here in that for French words specifically, I have basically given up on getting them right. Those I do sometimes just sort of wing because I know it’s going to be wrong anyway, and I’m sorry. Other languages I do look stuff up and try my best, but French… look, I know I shouldn’t be throwing stones from the glass house that is English orthography, so I’ll just stop there.)

“I acknowledge I might get this wrong” is never identical to “I did no research on this.” Someone who didn’t think of researching something is NOT going to acknowledge that it might be wrong, they’ll just proceed confidently with their wrongness.

I’m Deaf. There are words I’ve never actually heard. I can stare at the pronunciation guide for five hours and still be no wiser because they look like runes to me.

But I’m still gonna try and apologise if I’m not sure.

punctuation-completionist:

wizardpotions:

What the fuck is up with borzoi by the way, those fuckers are never just doing dog shit. Those things don’t play fetch or bark at the postman they’re always looming or being foreboding or predicting the exact date of your death or some shit

. , ’

3/22

cdarklock:

dduane:

“Parents can often be the last to know about their child’s gender identity, Ehrensaft says. Coming out can be terrifying for many transgender kids. Family members often respond with violence or distrust or may even kick the child out of the house. Almost 40 percent of transgender youth experience homelessness or housing instability, according to a 2022 report from the Trevor Project, a nonprofit that provides crisis support for young LGBTQ+ people. Many kids who wait to discuss their gender identity with their parents before appearing to “suddenly” come out are simply keeping themselves safe, Ehrensaft says.

”‘It is not rapid-onset gender dysphoria,’ she says. 'It’s rapid-onset parental discovery.’“

I’ve been saying for years that when someone comes out as trans, it only seems rapid to you, because they’ve been secretly living with it for years. There’s a mountain of stuff they need to figure out, and virtually nobody to discuss it with.

If you have a trans kid, and you think about it… you might actually recall your son asking "would you still love me if I was a girl?” when he was five, or your daughter saying “I don’t feel like I was supposed to be a girl” when she was nine.

And you might recall what you said, and how you said it, and how awful it might have been for them to hear. Because you didn’t know. How could you? Even they didn’t know, not really.

Or then again, maybe you don’t recall. Because for them, it was an important conversation, and for you it was Tuesday.

No trans person just wakes up one morning and says “I think I’m trans.” It’s a long and difficult process they go through very much alone, and it sure would be nice if you didn’t make it harder for them when they start sharing.

valtsv:

valtsv:

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

“this sleep schedule shit is easy” (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

mozilla-firefucks:

softcrustgrunge:

libraford:

rectanglefeet:

libraford:

American politics run by circus elephants.

nonono.

Circus elephants are better trained than politicians that use that animal as the symbol of their party.

Wild elephants are too polite for the comparison and I will not refer to them as ‘clowns’ because that’s an insult to the noble and honorable art of clowning.

debestest:

elwenyere:

damazcuz:

Either you’re frolicking in this field with me or you’re frolicking in this field against me.

aropride:

aropride:

aropride:

“you’re so delulu” “#schizoposting” “narc abuse” “the intrusive thoughts won” “microdosing on delusion” “when the voices tell me to” “she’s definitely dissociating” oh my god please shut up please shut the fuck up

you’re not “delulu” you just have a crush on someone. “taylor swift is dissociating singing this song look how sad she is” i do not think you know what dissociation is. “the intrusive thoughts won” intrusive thoughts don’t “win” that’s not what an intrusive thought is. please shut the fuck up

i dont know if my tone is getting lost or if people are just insensitive but this is a serious post. these things are ableist and i promise whatever joke ur making in my notes is not funny and is just ableist and annoying 👍

powerburial:

snekbitch666:

powerburial:

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won’t be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

wouldn’t even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

oldmanyaoi-jpeg:

conzoop:

conzoop:

roommate reminded me how good Hole is

the band the band the band the grunge band with frontwoman Courtney Love the BAND THE BAND THE BANDTHE BAND THE BAND TH

scientia-rex:

scientia-rex:

scientia-rex:

scientia-rex:

scientia-rex:

Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.

Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?

Me: I am going to eat you

lololol “does too”

does it? not for women after childbirth

does it? not if you want to see an effect size of greater than 1 kilo (2.2lbs)

does it? not if you’d like to see a maintained loss greater than 3.3% of your body weight

does it? not for people with type 2 diabetes

does it? not for people exercising for their non-alcoholic fatty liver disease

Interactive computer-based reminders to diet and exercise are useless.

I mean, I literally went to Cochrane Reviews, one of the best-respected sources for massive meta-analyses, and I just input the keywords “weight loss” and “exercise,” and I’m tooling through the results. Every one of the damn things shows that we do not have high-quality research indicating that exercise leads to weight loss. So no. I’m right, and you need to adjust your worldview–ask yourself, if not for weight loss, then why? Re-read those sources: exercise improved muscle density, insulin sensitivity, and cholesterol. It’s good for your blood vessels, it’s good for your strength, it’s good for your brain.

But it won’t make you thin. Maybe two pounds, maybe five, but that’s about it. If you’re looking at short-term, like a year, sure, you can lose weight–but the effort will almost always result in your body going “oh shit, we’re living in a famine” and you will regain it, and now, with your body at a new set-point, losing it will be harder. Regaining will be easier. Welcome to the life-destroying yo-yo.

#then what the fuck are we supposed to do?

Exercise and eat lots of fruits and vegetables and whole grains because those things will keep you healthier longer, regardless of how much you weigh, and pick up your pick-axe in the ongoing horribly slow and frustrating fight of chipping away at the idea that being fat is a bad thing that means you’re a bad person. I recommend the book Fat Talk for a good place to start.

Lotta people going “the authors say different things about their data than you do!” Yep. Doesn’t mean I’m wrong. Means the authors have an axe to grind and they’re ignoring the implications of their own data. Back when I worked as, you know, a coordinator for an Institutional Review Board for an R-1 institution, checking that was my job. So you need to be able to look at data and understand things like confidence intervals and effect sizes. It’s not enough to let researchers tell you what their data mean; they may have lots of reasons to come to conclusions their data don’t actually support.

This is, by the way, one of the most frustrating parts of experimental psychology, which was my background before medicine. People like to believe that they would change their mind based on evidence, but in practice, once you make someone pick a position, they’ll defend it long past the point at which it would make sense to switch. This is why it’s important to repeat and repeat and repeat things: I didn’t believe that exercise doesn’t cause weight loss the first, oh, probably half a dozen times I heard it. I had to get to a point where I was in medical school watching a professor talk about all the data on weight loss and slowly feel it dawn on me that he was saying one thing when he was explaining the data, and then saying THE EXACT OPPOSITE THING when he was drawing conclusions. It was so clear to me that what he had just said was “there is no widely scalable weight loss program that works” and then he said “but we should still be encouraging patients to exercise and eat less to lose weight” as if those weren’t DIRECTLY CONFLICTING.

vimeddiart:

Doodle of my waking situation this morning

snoopyarts:

noticemk:

snoopyarts:

his ass is NOT a mechanic!!

btw op. if you even care .

i care.

mynameis-snail:

boggblog:

sleepy-bebby:

Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced

*going to a butterfly farm* there better not be any fuckin butterflies in here

hkayakh:

seenoweevil:

I am losing my mind

This is what astronauts train like

polyamzeal:

whalesharkpasta:

elvensilk:

adurot:

adurot:

adurot:

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

But wait, there’s more!

but you know what IS a goat? a musk ox

WHAT

u know sometimes u just

livardsandonions:

boyakishan:

willtheweirdrat:

One thing that pisses me off a lot as a trans teen is the straight up ignorance that so many people have when it comes to prescribing hormones.
Everywhere you go, you’ll hear right-wingers say that “children are being mutilated” and that “children are forced to take hormones” and while in the trans, perisex, healthy perspective that is untrue, intersex people and folks with problems in their organs often ARE forced to do those things, and take hormones SO much easier that trans teens.

Last week, I visited an OBGYN for missed periods. After a quick ultrasound, she straight up signed a paper and gave me progesterone. You know, one of the “scary”, “mutilating” hormones (not birth control btw, the opposite of that).

I did not consent to this. I never wanted to take those hormones. And it’s bone-chilling how quickly they rushed to give me the pills once they assumed I’m a cis girl. And frankly, this is way more dangerous than testosterone. To put it simply, I’m 3x more likely to have a stroke, heart attack, thrombosis, and some forms of cancers and it came with a whole LIST of side effects.

Say I’m a trans girl instead. Do you have any idea how long this would’ve taken for me to get? While my doctor mindlessly signed a paper, if I were a trans girl I would’ve had months if not YEARS of waiting, visiting different doctors and psychiatrist, and a whole struggle of trying to get the same exact substance.

And the progesterone they gave me isn’t even necessary. It was not something they knew my body needed. Even my doctor admitted it was to “see if it works and what it will do”

The ignorance of bigots is more and more visible day by day, but by along with them, many allies are also ignorant about hormones.

Hormone therapy is like eating more protein to push muscle growth faster. Except instead of animal muscle. You’re injecting a specific chemical.


It’s like, insulin pumping but with the logic of eating protein.


By injecting female hormones you grow more female gendered, male to grow more male. And stuff.


And like. These are just the generic brands that mark your body for more or less “masculine” and “feminine” parts.


Some people. They go full ham and change completely.


Some people do barely anything and just enough to look a little more. Manly, or feminine and whatever.

pet cheerio for me <3

that-dumbass-rabbit:

official-penis-posts:

everydayconman:

egberts:

Official Penis Post

catboybiologist:

worlds-smallest-epsilon:

clungedestroyer:

I already revlogged this because fuck cops but uh that’s a weird fucking way to make spaghetti 🤨

So yes fuck cops

But you’ve really never cooked spaghetti in the sauce instead of boiling it first? It def is a legit way and comes out way different. Both ways have their merits.

snoobless:

Happy none pizza w/ left beef day everyone

oddarette:

Damn straight.

infectiouspiss:

all fandoms are annoying that’s literally one of the most important parts of fandom is being annoying

quietsphere:

fontgoddess:

If I were running a chatbot that was being criticized for problems with consent, I would make sure that it understands the word “no” without having to be blocked and reported.

I’d also make it so that it didn’t send unsolicited messages to everyone sharing articles about its ethics lapses as if they want to use it.

Even for an old-school chatbot this is just staggeringly incompetent and a gigantic flashing warning sign that the organization should not be trusted with sensitive data and high-stakes interactions.

catmask:

catmask:

catmask:

crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go ‘oh so we’re not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??’ like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others

why are you asking for permission. begging? are you a dog or a man

there it is

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

motion capture actress 曦曦鱼sakana shows how to move in games

sanitymakesposts:

Hi 💓 couldn’t help but notice your post talked about putting ketchup on burgers and would love to remind you that I actually prefer mayonnaise. Please keep this in mind for future posts!

tenorgender:

hey girl are you a boy. would you like to be

webluvbot:

jathis:

King Shit

the original he wouldnt fucking say that

caats:

poisoned-sugar11:

jordankennedy:

jordankennedy:

mutual 1: i’m soooo sleepy i’m such a #tiredgirl

mutual 2: heads up i found black mold in my bedroom yesterday so posting frequency may decrease

mutual 3: who up for the witching hour

mutual 4: wyd in this situation 🤣🤣 [photo of actively burning building, reverse image search: no results]

mutual 5: the moment you die will feel exactly the same as this one

mutual 6: i need to quit my job

mutual 7: THE WORLD IS ALWAYS ENDING

mutual 8: should i eat pork chops for dinner yes/no

mutual 9: just drove 150 miles for something i bought on facebook marketplace

mutual 10: day 177 since he ghosted me

mutual 11: buy my new album for pay what you want on bandcamp

mutual 12: just got my risperadone refilled 👍🏻

mutual 13: i need to look like [attractive male celebrity] i wonder if i could steal his skin

mutual 14: nothing matters in the world i hope i fall off a building tomorrow

mutual 15: me and who [saw bathroom screenshot]

i’m estimating probably only 75% of people rbing this know that it’s supposed to be the entities

How did I not know this was the entities

I’m clearly a fake tma fan smh /j

lesiasmadness:

nico-verde:

akiradachi:

nico-verde:

gideonthe9:

dana akdjfjckfjfm

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

the

what

I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I’ve even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can’t let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I’m laughing about

Why disable the reblogs??

the-gnomish-bastard:

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the-gnomish-bastard:

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the-gnomish-bastard:

antlermoss:

the-gnomish-bastard:

antlermoss:

the-gnomish-bastard:

mxamalgam:

the-gnomish-bastard:

mxamalgam:

the-gnomish-bastard:

kobold-sanctuary-buss-island:

the-gnomish-bastard:

kobold-sanctuary-buss-island:

the-gnomish-bastard:

crime-wizard:

the-gnomish-bastard:

crime-wizard:

the-gnomish-bastard:

crime-wizard:

the-gnomish-bastard:

mxamalgam:

Hello everyone this is the real @the-gnomish-bastard the mimic has stolen my username. I am the real one you have to trust me.

You already failed by not using a comma where you should have. I use commas excessively.

i can’t tell which one is the real gnomish bastard. can either of you prove you’re them?

I’ll skin you

that is the kind of thing the real gnomish bastard would say but it doesn’t have enough commas

You dare test me, you sack of goblin piss?

see i want to believe you but the real gnomish bastard has much more creative insults

Have you ever been called a sack of goblin piss, testicle guzzler?

eh that’s pretty much just cocksucker

try again and if it’s still bad you’re the mimic

Shut the fuck up before I teleport your island into France.

a) that insult also sucks (i like france)

b) you don’t even know where my island is


mimic.

You like France? My condolences

Yeah I love how they have long bread like any gnome would

Lies

*baps you with long bread*

*stabs you with firepoker*

Aye, Gnomus wouldn’t stab anyone, he’d blow them ta smithereens

I have stabbed people before.

Then I blew them to smithereens

Do ye have any proof?

No? I blew them to smithereens. There’s nothing left for proof

Clearly I’m the real one

Silence clone

No that’s @cadmium64

No, they’re a mimic. You’re a clone.

starlightshadowsworld:

As always, the Irish speak nothing but facts.

How many more innocent civilians have to be killed by Israel before you condemn that for it?

That is a genocide.

That this is a crime on all accounts.

And deserves to be punished to the full extent off the law.

green-and-grey-solarpunk:

The capitalists that come out of the woodworks to say anti-capitalists are “pessimistic” or “refuse to see the good in people” because they think capitalism is inherently harmful are so funny to me. THEY’RE the ones claiming that without capitalism the world will die out because no one will work and that without government people will be murdering each other in the streets.

Like, sorry Bestie but I choose to give humanity the benefit of the doubt and say that we are naturally cooperative and caring towards each other, and that we naturally want to do things and make the world better. My ideology says the system is setting us up for failure and we can break out of it, yours is saying that without the system humans would fuck everything up. Which of us is seeing the worst in people?

Why do you have to have such an awful name your posts and reblogs are so, so good but I can't share them with my family because "Christ's cock"

christs-cock-deactivated2023110:

stop being a coward and show it to them as it is

catfishimages:

shabby-blog:

funnytwittertweets:

Hope you don’t mind @orc-sign-language but I think these tags are very important for people to understand why AAA games and their companies are under a lot of backlash and most games are copy-paste

art made with profit as the sole motivation will always suck ass