October 2023

leebrontide:

noodle-the-queen:

mari-lwyd:

flagellant:

theconcealedweapon:

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:

headspace-hotel:

beaniebaneenie:

guerrillatech:

For the record, this is not just shitty for anyone who needs wheels to get around.

This would be HELL for my cane.

I don’t use forearm crutches, but I suspect it would also be hell for that type of mobility device.

Same for walkers.

Same for anyone with limited vision.

Almost every single instance of hostile architecture meant to gentrify a place or keep out “undesirables” ends up hurting disabled folks too.

And that’s intentional. Because disabled folks absolutely fall under the “needs extra time/care”, unless the companies can get away with it

Wtf is the problem with skateboards to begin with

Skateboards let people have fun outside without spending money (except occasionally on upgrading the board). Oh, and some people just hate teens congregating for any reason.

Adults complain that “kids never go outside nowadays”, meanwhile the reason is because adults would harass them whenever they do.

A different image of the same latticework as in the original image, however it clearly shows that it is not a pathway nor an example of hostile architecture.ALT

Hey so this post is actually extremely inaccurate.

Thanks to a follower of mine pointing it out it was discovered/shown that those latticeworks are actually for water retention placed in key parts of the park, Scissortail Park in Oklahoma City. They are not meant as walkways and as can be shown in the above picture there are clearly accessible pathways which are the actual paths.

While hostile architecture is always very much a thing to be on the lookout for, sadly sometimes we just gotta remember the ancient texts:

A gif of Buster from the old PBS cartoon, Arthur, saying "You really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?"ALT

Reblogging because I’m fairly certain I blogged this previously and the new info ABSOLUTELY needs to be shared! We really need MORE architecture like this in concrete jungles to help allow water to return to the ground instead of into the sewer system.

The utter relief when you see something inaccurate and you’re scrolling going no…no! And then just when you’re about to have to resign yourself to writing a response or pretending you never saw this you see it’s already been handled.

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

girlballs:

girlballs:

i think its so cool how weevils

weevil night

Silly lil guy

Ĝ̸̛͚̫̮͈͎͉̭̻̼̲̝̞͔̫̑̓͗̐̾͂̎̔̋̚͘̚͝I̵̳͐̂̈̎̿̀͛̿̌͘͝M̶̧̧̦̜̗͕̗͉̻̥̫̫̘͔͆̓̂̅́͝ͅM̴̢̼̯̱̰̭̘̫̙̏̇̌̍̔̑͌̏͆E̸̢̡̧̯̺̱̙̳̹̪̹̤͚̱̦̯̾̔͒̒͋͜͠

larval-tear:

imlizy:

larval-tear:

born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

stop thinking about “glades” and cross your “glaive” with mine boy. a traveller approaches

*sigh* who goes there..

bosspigeon:

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

ir0n-angel:

lew-basnight:

sophie531896273240810891:

sophie531896273240810891:

sophie531896273240810891:

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

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tags by @crackinglamb

bumblebeerror:

magical-grrrl-mavis:

People here are hating on finnster so I guess I’m gonna remind y'all that gender expression is a massive pile of horseshit and people who treat it like a game are pretty cool, regardless of how they identify

Also

If you hate finnster for his frankly hilarious gender, I personally want nothing to do with you. His work normalizing men wearing whatever the fuck they want for whatever reason they want to wear it is vitally important to trans acceptance, and it’s also really fucking funny that he does it just because he likes how his twitch chat reacts. Mans puts on makeup like a pro because his chat likes it when he does girl month. That is objectively funny.

snoopyoftheday:

snoopy of the day

greatmountainfloofsquatch:

legendary-scholar-deactivated20:

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

hymn-of-the-moon:

fearsomeandwretched:

This made me bust out laughing

askfordoodles:

owlinadayswork:

nitocrisss:

dankmemeuniversity:

dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got

You’re the only you we’ve got”

“just lick some salt like a damn elk” is the new “touch grass”

cognitohazardous:

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

almosteverythingnerd:

cognitohazardous:

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

cognitohazardous:

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

ministarfruit:

Fanart of Athena Cykes from Ace Attorney holding a laptop in her right hand and pointing at the screen with the other. In a yellow speech bubble, she asks "Can you describe the culprit using this picrew creator?" and on the screen there is a picrew creator just as she is asking.ALT

your lawyer pulls up with a picrew creator wyd

caats:

not-lupus:

two doctors go to a bdsm photography exhibition

draculagerard:

“Do you know the new tiktok trend where–” No.

caats:

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aroace-wizard:

the-mighty-dalob:

aroace-wizard:

the-mighty-dalob:

aroace-wizard:

the-mighty-dalob:

aroace-wizard:

the-mighty-dalob:

aroace-wizard:

the-mighty-dalob:

aroace-wizard:

the-mighty-dalob:

Since the “Violence” Poll is still on going why not broaden the Research field a little:

What are your Favorite Violent or Harmful spells which are NOT Testicular Torsion (or any other name for that specific spell)?

What is your Threshold for casting them?

I’ll show you

I cast

REALLY BAD NOSE BLEED THAT LASTS SO LONG YOU DIE OF BLOOD LOSS

I Cast

SEALING BLOOD CLOT

HEY!
Don’t Try to Murder me!
There is no one else around a Rouge Spell could hit!

I was not trying to kill you I was trying to show you my spell

Well, maybe bring a Traget next time?

It can only hit me if there is no other target!

What would that do to a target

That depends on the Target…

On Animate targets the spell effect would happen, on Inanimate targets maybe nothing maybe something unexpected!

You’re an animate target

Yes…

And I’d like to stay that way

I knew you had the Sealing Blood Clot spell calm down

I…

I guess, just ask beforehand next time ok?

That’s fair. Anyways…

I cast

Bears repeating

I CAST

FACIAL REARRANGEMENT

gigilefache:

blackbackedjackal:

blackbackedjackal:

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.

I’m rebloging this twice im tired of people not wearing headphones when watching videos in public. It’s basic etiquette to wear headphones in public when you listen to things.

zoestorm:

not-lupus:

gay sex

You’re not hiding this in the tags

and-corn:

are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?

(pt 2)

strawberrycircuits:

character who is doomed by the narrative but essentially responds to it by going “nuh uh”

strawberrycircuits:

character who is doomed by the narrative but essentially responds to it by going “nuh uh”

strawberrycircuits:

character who is doomed by the narrative but essentially responds to it by going “nuh uh”

datadegroove:

daily-weasel:

extradimensional beings are doing this to me right now

radio-silents:

I call this one “cartoon mentors who went hard af from tv shows that disney didn’t deserve”

cipheramnesia:

ghost-writer143:

wromsfircakez:

surprisebitch:

bowie-boy:

ophidahlia:

cell113:

geekydemigodinthevoid:

geekydemigodinthevoid:

geekydemigodinthevoid:

I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

Does anyone know who these artists are?? They’re brilliant and I’d like to credit them!!

THIS IS HOW TO TAKE A TRASH OPINION COMIC AND MAKE IT BETTER.
THANK YOU.

The best genre to ever have existed

These improved my day

GAY RIGHTS

these are the only things in the world i find worth crying for becayse it’s so fcking cute and wholesome wtf

I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE OG ARTIST GREW OUT OF THEIR I’M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS PHASE

AND NOW THE GIRLS ARE CANON

The “guys I respect” artist also came out as non-binary, generally got more accepting. It’s growth.

cipher-wise:

larhyperhair:

starting a collection of people who obliterate their food in impossible ways.

internetwesley:

internetwesley:

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )?

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See Results

its a cold and its a broken tumblr cum poll

dduane:

seananmcguire:

roach-works:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

porko-rosso:

I think more creators should openly tell their fans to fuck off and stop being weird

We can’t. If you seem a bit mean to someone then somebody lies that you’re a pedophile in a callout post and you start getting death threats everywhere.

dude, this happens anyway. you might as well tell people to fuck off while you’re at it

Part of the issue is that it’s not just callout posts, though.

Ages ago now, I had someone ask me a question about a character death, and the only accurate answer I could come up with was stolen from Stephen King–“I didn’t kill her. She just died.” This had the benefit of being 100% true! I didn’t kill that character out of malice or to be hurtful. The story, which had me so tightly by the time she died, told me she died, and so I dutifully wrote it down.

The person I answered did not like this. And after calling me a flippant cunt whore and various other nasty things which hurt my feelings but did no damage, went around one-starring all my books, claiming that they contained things they didn’t.

This hurt my overall ranking, and may very well have cost me readers. And that was one person, who decided I was being disrespectful, not even mean!

Quite frankly, neither my career nor my constitution can handle the consequences of being sincerely mean.

This.

And—I’m just going to whisper it—if you’re a female writer and you dare speak your mind too loudly, the blowback is twice (or three times, or ten times) what you’d get if you were male. The inevitably gender-linked descriptor “meltdown” comes to mind.

So forgive us for mostly staying as publicly courteous as we can, and only sharing what we’re actually thinking with those already committed to causing us no more difficulty than we already deal with on a day-to-day basis.

brunohas-deactivated20231113:

mysharona1987:

unclefather:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

cadaverousdecay:

🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow

just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st

     silverstaked-deactivated2023100

oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?

crucifix get fucked bloodsuckersALT

🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow

literally what the fuck is your problem?

fangs4fags Follow

of course its a fucking hunter

🧛‍♀️ cadaverouscathy Follow

Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff

skellingtom Follow

silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.

🐺 howlin4u Follow

#tw crucifix#tw bloodsucker#hunter mention#exorcism mention#ive literally had moon pics spammed in my inbox by silverstaked before
ALT

adding these tags from @vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess

👻 tombfoolery Follow

  silverstaked-deactivated2023100ALT

we did it ghouls

nedsseveredhead2:

nedsseveredhead2:

warrior cats is so funny cause half the villains are described as dark tabbies and the books make them sound so intimidating but they really just look like this

the-smalltown-autistic:

autismwithoutpremium-deactivate:

Just a thought

In my experience, I don’t find a lot of nuerotypical’s jokes funny because they are at the expense of others.

However, having someone ask me to pass them something and telling them ‘no’ while actively passing them said thing is top tier humor in this household

gunsandfireandshit:

radiofreederry:

This dog rules

He’s like some sort of Biblical punishment for D.C. toadies

rox-and-prose:

rox-and-prose:

ralkana:

rox-and-prose:

rox-and-prose:

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they’re disgusted with them

the english meanwhile seem to have developed some sort of phobia about them

When we were discussing the surgery I’d need for my sleep apnea, the surgeon told me I’d never be able to speak French properly because the French R is a uvular sound and I’d no longer have a uvula.

… that’s okay? I’m not French? I don’t speak French? I’ve always thought it was the weirdest thing for him to say!

Huh. Didn’t know you could have French surgically removed.

sorry i just cannot get this out of my head. Like, “oh you speak french? i hear there’s an operation for that”

oozblob:

Looking forward to more interactions with the karaoke duo

dyrdeer:

The seasoning brothers

riplikeren:

galaxyfart:

dailylilnasx:

tooies:

i change my mind

an unpublished post from my drafts that reads: "*at internet restaurant* wow im so hungry i can't wait to enjoy these delicicous spaghetti dish noodles meal! *chef brings it over* AUUUGH!!! AAAAAAHG AAAAAAAAAAAAA *it was a creepy pa"ALT

velvetys:

People on tumblr used to make uquizzes become unemployed again pleaseeeeeee

color-picked-pride-flags:

color-picked-pride-flags:

Should I make a playlist called “epic cool songs to color pick to” that’s just songs I’ve listened to while color picking.

?

Yay

Nay

See Results

I will warn you that if this is made it will be the most scuffed playlist of all time.

littleguysdaily:

koloss-part-2:

cataclysmic-entity:

EVERYONE GET THE FUCK UP NEW FROG HAS BEEN DISCOVERED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

angremlin-deactivated20250312:

jenovacomplete:

jenovacomplete:

daylight savings is actually truly one of the most evil things in the world. just casually forcing us to confront the fact that time is fake while torturing insomniacs, autistics and schoolchildren across the globe. when will the agony end

ideas conceived by the truly deranged

America mostly observes DST, but landlocked Arizona does not, but inside Arizona is the Navajo Nation which DOES, but inside the Navajo Nation is the Hopi Reservation which DOES NOT.

the-smalltown-autistic:

autismwithoutpremium-deactivate:

Just a thought

In my experience, I don’t find a lot of nuerotypical’s jokes funny because they are at the expense of others.

However, having someone ask me to pass them something and telling them ‘no’ while actively passing them said thing is top tier humor in this household

lastczarnian:

spoopy-miakitty:

itdidntscandoesthatmeanitsfree:

The funniest version of this is when you work in a haunted house

I was super bored one night bc we were really slow, and the animatronic that served as my cue had broken without my knowing, so I didn’t get an alert that someone was coming.

I was in the hallway singing “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” at the top of my lungs and jumping up and down in the hallway. The guy in the next hallway over was singing it with me. I don’t know what he was doing but knowing him, it was equally goofy.

So imagine being a teenager girl and her teenage boyfriend, coming down a dark and spooky hallway filled with fog, and finding a small demonic-looking thing jumping like a madman, shouting “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME” at the top of its lungs with the voice of a twelve year old boy, and hearing a deep, booming voice repeating it back.

That sounds scarier than most things I’ve experienced in a haunted house to be totally honest