@slutty-wizard-council do you think it’s possible? How would it even work? How would we call it? Non-gay sex? Is it even proper sex?
What disgusting abomination is this?
Idk, it looks gross and makes me uncomfortable but if it what it takes to please some people… Until they don’t force it on children it should be fine I guess.
Btw a lot of wizards told me about a tentacle monster you’ve got? I may be interested…
To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.
The fact y'all are still passing around this post, eight years after I made it. Exquisite. I hope it’s still resonating with people outside of mid-2010’s tumblr.
(ID: a screenshot of a video with a man turned, back to the camera. Taped to his flannel is a piece of paper reading, “Dramatic irony is when the audience knows more than the character.” Subtitles at the top read, “what’s dramatic irony?” end ID)
That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the pavement had she not been very vocal OTL
No joke, the place where that cat is resting in this picture is called a “dead cat hole” it’s an automotive term. Don’t believe me, look it up.
This is also where I found a stray cat, she was up in there during a thunderstorm and I begged my dad to let me being her inside and that’s the story of how I got my first cat.
Please don’t skip over this without reading it and making a mental note. Even if you don’t have a car, tell your parents or whoever, and make sure to do this. You think that’ll never happen but that’s what everyone thought who had this happen and didn’t check, and that poor cold cat met with a terribly sad end.
REBLOG WHETHER YOU LIKE CATS OR NOT
My little sister accidentally killed our family cat this way. It was horrible. Save yourself and a cat some pain by just being a little more attentive.
DON’T SCROLL
reblogging again– already in my save tags but still
Not to detract from the main point of the post but. YET ANOTHER REASON OUTDOOR CATS SHOULDN’T BE A THING.
Kronk: By whom, though? I might be your classic “hunk” body type, but I’m not exactly a top. I have a couple exes I could call that might be his type. Do you want someone who would take him out for dinner first, or just…
Yzma: … I WANT you to KILL him!
I READ THAT IN THEIR VOICES HOW TF DID YOU GET IT SO PERFECT
lbr i’ll probably marry someone i met on tumblr ………
Hi :) I’m reblogging this post of yours dating from 2015. I scheduled a reblog of it to post today, September 30th, 2023, because it is the day you marry me, someone you met on tumblr not long after making this post. I cant wait to become your wife later today when we go to the courthouse in san francisco. I cant wait to celebrate our love with all our friends and family afterwards in our town. I cant wait to dance with you and hold you close and read my vows to you, and make sure you know how much you mean to me, nearly 8 years later. I hope today, when we do all of these things, you feel like the most special and cherished woman on earth because you are my world and my whole heart. So. I guess what I want to say at the end of the day is….thanks for the follow ;)
Graceful degradation is the ability of a computer, machine, electronic system or network to maintain limited functionality even when a large portion of it has been destroyed or rendered inoperative. The purpose of graceful degradation is to prevent catastrophic failure. (Tech Target, first result on the search engine)
Literal opposite of planned obsolescence. I love you graceful degradation.
When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:
This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your character’s a prep.
Holy shit I’m dying.
That. That literally explains the opening paragraph of My Immortal I was making a joke but this person came out here with receipts holy hell
Got pulled over because he “saw someone flash their lights at me” and it made him “think something was going on”. After he ran my paperwork and did multiple full walk-arounds of my car, he decided everything was in order and I was free to go. I just wanted to get home from work.
Living in MD got pulled over when I pulled into my landlady’s [100%, rich, suburban] community and questioned what my purpose was there. “I live here” was not an acceptable answer and I ended up needing to call my landlady to talk to the officer and convince them that I really did live there, in her basement inlaw apartment, courtesy of her granddaughter. When he finally let me go he told me he “actually” pulled me over because he “thought [my] headlights were out” but on “second glance” they were just fine. Dunno how you can mistake headlights being on or off.
And I know I’ve told the story of when one of my elderly white neighbors called the police on me for training my dog in a public use field and how even the cop that showed up thought the call was stupid and racist.
My dad got pulled over when I was still in a carseat because they thought it was “suspicious” that a grown man would have such a young child with him on a school day. He was driving me back to school from a doctor’s appointment. They made him get our of the car, lean against it, and searched both him and the car because they “smelled something” while he did his best to keep me calm and tell me that it was going to be okay. I was too young to understand what happened at the time. I just remember he was furious the entire ride back to school, and he was still mad when I got off the bus that afternoon.
It really is just Like This, being black in this country.
Once got pulled over while biking on the sidewalk for not having my lights on. Despite that not being illegal. Turned out the dude just wanted to demonstrate to the little fuck he was training how to stop someone on a bike and write a ticket for them. I was let go afterwards. I also once got the cops called on me while waiting outside my house for the pizza I ordered. Cops told me someone reported “a suspicious individual lurking in the front yard of the property”. This neighborhood was extremely white.
Or the time a group of six or seven cop cars followed me (like literally did a u-turn to pursue me) at night with their lights off while I was biking home. One of them slammed on the breaks in front of the sidewalk path I was crossing the street to get to and I had to go offroad on a walkpath closed for construction to avoid him.
To cops, black people are animals to be trained, toyed with, tortured, and hunted. If you are doing nothing wrong, they’ll make up things to have a reason to fuck with you. If you for whatever reason look suspicious (not hard to do), they will take the worst case interpretation for your actions and find an excuse to take you in. And if you’re actually doing something illegal, no matter how minor, you’re open season.
The alien armada approached earth, an advisor being brushed off by a general “Oh please, the humans only invented air-travel a hundred or so cycles ago, how advanced could they be?”
The general seemed to be right, at first. All the humans in the city we’d decided to conquer first were quick to flee, surrender or be killed…but over time, we noticed pushback as we tried to conquer the human’s home world, and it was getting stronger with every city and town we successfully took over. “It’s normal!” The general assured “All the civilisations we’ve conquered resisted for a while before they crumbled.” The general led us to another city the next day and it was fairly routine…until I heard one of our soldiers cry out and I looked over just in time to see them collapse dead at a female woman’s feet, who looked shocked and relieved before turning to her young and saying something to them before reluctantly parting from them, advancing towards another soldier as I noticed other human civilians grabbing weapons, emboldened by seeing one of us fall. It wasn’t long before we were forced to retreat from that city, such was their boldness and ferocity. Soon after, we began losing cities and towns we’d conquered, faster and faster as the free humans encouraged our captives until we were back where we’d started “I told you we shouldn’t underestimate them!” I exclaimed in the privacy of our headquarters “This is a minor setback, they happen sometimes.” The general assured, but I pleaded that we either surrender or retreat nonetheless. Within the week, the general was dead and arrangements had been made for a peace treaty to be negotiated. “How advanced could they be” Indeed.
if ur listening to spotify on ur computer and get an advertisement break , just open task manager and close the application . reopen it and voila , the ads are just gone and u can go back to listening to music . use task manager to force close the app whenever a new advertisement break pops up and you’ll never have to sit through ninety seconds of bullshit again 👍
i’m in love with this grumpy french frog . he has a little mustache and a beret . guys. guys he’s blushing….. 📣 📣 guys the grumpy french frog likes the rain 📣📣
i’m no artist but sometimes i make things that make me happy and that’s enough
me when somebody says anything that isn’t overwhelmingly positive about my favourite character (it is actually an attack against my entire being and they wish i and all of my friends and family simultaneously burst into flames)
[Image Description: All-caps black text on a white background reading, “You have to marry whatever is on your phone/computer background. Who is it?” End ID.]
… I- I am marrying all 4 members of My Chemical Romance-
Congrats on your marraiges
I am marrying a fish I saw in a fish tank and a false turkey tail mushroom! Our children will be beautiful
Cops lie all the time about being contact poisoned with fentanyl, saying touching someone using/some contaminated surface RESULTED IN FOUR COPS OVERDOSING AND NEARLY DYING !!!11!!1 despite the fact that this is physically not possible. Primarily it is done to either hide the fact that cops are using, or to fearmonger about fentanyl and addicts. No this cop wasn’t using fentanyl, it was some junkie scum who used and then when the cop touched the desk it was strong enough to make him OD ! Also if fentanyl can make four pigs OD just by touching traces, what would happen if little Jimmy had touched it ? we have to kill junkies to protect our cops and your children !!
The joke is that theyve blown it so far out of proportion that even being faxed an image of fentanyl would cause the whole precinct to OD and keel over dead.
just wanted to add some resources to back this up cause i didn’t know it was bs until now
Reblog to make all the cops die from touching a fax machine
Adding to this, y’all realize that if fentanyl could kill you merely by existing in its presence a lot of healthcare workers and healthcare patients would be dead. Heck, I had to clean up a broken fentanyl vial at work the other day and even touched a droplet of the liquid by accident, and I’m still alive. This isn’t even looking at how stigmatizing drugs and drug users like this makes them less likely to seek help for their situation.
Graceful degradation is the ability of a computer, machine, electronic system or network to maintain limited functionality even when a large portion of it has been destroyed or rendered inoperative. The purpose of graceful degradation is to prevent catastrophic failure. (Tech Target, first result on the search engine)
Literal opposite of planned obsolescence. I love you graceful degradation.
of course you have a full suit of armour both marking you as the romantic ideal of masculinity and obscuring your body so completely that your sex loses importance when signifying your gender and class. and pronouns
Hey, if you haven’t heard yet… Disney+ just released “The Roof,” a ‘coming of age’ short film about a two-spirit Cheyenne teen. It was written, directed, produced, and starring Indigenous people. It’s very much worth checking out!
I volunteered to be an extra in this film (a background spectator during the pow wow scene) and am very proud to have supported a film like this!
