October 2023

toastpotent:

lovingexotics:

Arboreal Salamander

Aneides lugubris

Source: Here

You Know He Bit A Finger

i-am-totally-not-a-lizard:

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn’t a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

voidbat:

umbriant:

umbriant:

in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat

some of you asked for the picture so here it is

this is as raw as data gets.

eros-moonknight:

Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this

moniquill:

politijohn:

Source

calamitys-child:

Hello Jeff. I want to play a game. For too long now you have been the killer. Now it is I who is going to the kill you.

weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact:

ATTENTION EVERYONE, IT IS NOW

heedra:

I think it’s possible to play a tabletop character who truly sucks as a person and that it’s possible to play a tabletop character who’s very aloof but it’s extremely hard to successfully play both of those in the same character. a character who’s a total bastard and ALSO pushes people away gives everyone else both very little to work with and also very little reason to want to. if you’re committed to playing an asswipe in a collaborative game they need to be a little bit hopelessly codependent, be it on the party or on elements of the plot. they need to have some ‘the gang from always sunny’ energy to them. you need to be prepared to get kind of crony with it. to swallow ur dignity a bit.

supernatural-bias:

my dads response could not have been better

mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

coat:

King triton: What did you do to my daughter???

Ursula:

secondhanddragon:

what if- and consider this: dragons??? 🥺

secondhanddragon:

what if- and consider this: dragons??? 🥺

politijohn:

Source

angelicguy:

well biden wasnt our first choice but at least he protected abortio-ahhh. well at least student loans are forgi-uhhh. At least he doesn’t support endless war in the middle-ahh. damn. at least hes old.

sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes:

a-shramp:

hardlymatters:

theimpossiblehologramtree:

royalrent:

jogthejewels3:

deacytits:

im-happy-at-home:

turtlemuffinbutt:

lazytuesday-creation:

captaintriscuitbiscuit:

nishikinico:

doctordragonisback:

thatsonofamitch:

fucks sake

image

god dammit

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

S T O P

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

This spoke to my soul wth

I feel attacked.

hmmm

i hate this post yet it keeps coming back

dude T-T

mmm, good hot drink

FOR FUCKS SAKE

I nearly took my glasses off in reflex

iamnotlanuk:

it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that’s killed community and crushes your soul

carnation-damnation:

memorycycle:

coughloop:

A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep

can u pls leave the discussions to the scholars

@artnerd1123

carnation-damnation:

memorycycle:

coughloop:

A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep

can u pls leave the discussions to the scholars

@artnerd1123

acekoral:

tactidoll:

could you imagine if THATS how you learn you’re allergic to pumpkin

@clarificationsw, I really hope that you tried eating pumpkin beforehand to avoid this situation

acekoral:

durbikins:

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

Still think about “first day of standing lessons” regularly

They are doing great. very strong standing for a beginner

resettingprogress:

affricative–collective:

bisexualisopod:

phlebasthebroenician:

Haha like this post to totally remove the door!

i looked in the mirror, i saw what i saw, i took the saw and sawed the mirror in half, two halves make a whole, i walk out the hole

@resettingprogress reSet-core

Reset core <33

ze-lion-mane:

colour-punk:

dino-spine:

hungry-fangirl14:

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

omfg the update i didnt know i needed

non-state-actor:

roxylalonde:

princessdawnauroreon:

underlytrashy:

blogkhadra:

Milk in a cookie cup

Backwards egg

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?

flintsilvers:

ze-lion-mane:

colour-punk:

dino-spine:

hungry-fangirl14:

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

omfg the update i didnt know i needed

escuerzoresucitado:

gandalfsbignaturals:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

this mans enthisiasm and zest for life are both contagious and exemplary. keep it up king

Every post begins its life as a single fertilized cell.

natashafromfallout:

natashafromfallout:

natashafromfallout:

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natashafromfallout:

natashafromfallout:

Reblog to help this post zygote evolve into a Creature

The process by which cells make copies of themselves is called mitosis.

The fertilized egg quickly divides into a round clump of cells known as a blastocyst.

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The blastocyst undergoes cleavage, developing a hollow interior with one opening that will eventually form the post’s digestive tract. In some posts (protostomes) the initial opening becomes the mouth, in others (deuterostomes) it becomes the anus. The post also develops distinct limbs.

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The creature appears to be a tetrapod with four limbs, a head, and a tail.

Or uh. Maybe not?

Every post begins its life as a single fertilized cell.

natashafromfallout:

natashafromfallout:

natashafromfallout:

natashafromfallout:

natashafromfallout:

natashafromfallout:

natashafromfallout:

natashafromfallout:

Reblog to help this post zygote evolve into a Creature

The process by which cells make copies of themselves is called mitosis.

The fertilized egg quickly divides into a round clump of cells known as a blastocyst.

image

The blastocyst undergoes cleavage, developing a hollow interior with one opening that will eventually form the post’s digestive tract. In some posts (protostomes) the initial opening becomes the mouth, in others (deuterostomes) it becomes the anus. The post also develops distinct limbs.

image

The creature appears to be a tetrapod with four limbs, a head, and a tail.

Or uh. Maybe not?

thememedaddy:

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl:

switch-and-twitch-deactivated20:

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl:

switch-and-twitch-deactivated20:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

rheatyrano:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

I love when people get delightedly flustered by compliments. It activates some kind of insane prey drive in me. Today at lunch we had this cute trans server in a well-coordinated outfit and she got so bashful when I complimented it that I immediately became a dachshund of light flirtation and could not physically stop myself from laying it on outrageously thick just to see her begin to lose her composure and turn entirely pink.

Oh, so that’s the other side of this…

blood in the water baybee!!!!

Blushing or giggling is like the equivalent of a gazelle limping across the Serengeti in front of a leopard.

This is absolutely the truth

Gosh im such a blushy bitch when i get compliments

You’re so cute and lovely though! You always know how to dress, and you have such lovely hair!

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Honestly im so out of it rn i dkdnt even meanto bait but it has worked like bait so nice

pastadoughie:

simonalkenmayer:

winking:

this app is truly amazing

That’s a granny if ever there was one

yesterdaysprint:

The News-Herald, Franklin, Pennsylvania, March 26, 1924

splicky:

weirdness-is-good:

calware:

she tells herself this every day she spends waiting for her life to start

trickstertime:

acekoral:

allyourfearsarecomingtrue:

skulandcrossbones:

Note how she states that it was more difficult to get permits to do this shit than actually coordinate the drones.

Companies will want to do more of this, but environmental/wildlife laws make it difficult. So, they’ll lobby to weaken them. Be vigilant. This woman accidentally said the quiet part loud. They won’t let that happen again - this is our only warning

Also tire iron is effective

A tire iron is ineffective.

Look, if someone was very irresponsible they’d look up drone parts and buy a set of 2.4GHz and 5GHz directional antennas (yagi or, not patch) and then get a set of 2.4GHz and 5Ghz noise generators (illigal almost everywhere) or look up how to make them (weirdly easy to do apparently) and then they would wait for the display to start and turn on their contraption with the antennas point towards the display. Because the drones would be communicated to from the main computer on either 2.4GHz or 5Ghz, a contraption like this would cause anything from a section, to all, of the drones losing communication and automatically landing. The fact that they waited until the display was in progress means that all that set up time would have been waisted so the rest of the show can’t go ahead and they’ll have to spend a few days checking everyone over.

Don’t do this. it’s very illigal to make a jamming device. Even though you’d be using a long range antenna so youd be safely far away and almost totally undetectable even to people beside you, especially if you hid it in a bag or small box. It’s very illigal. Don’t.

neververy4:

fatsexybitch:

bironore:

fatsexybitch:

katelyn-danger:

fatsexybitch:

thepastisaroadmap:

katisconfused:

fatsexybitch:

Twitter ‘Discourse’


I have made twitter a new logo you’re welcome twitter

[Image description: the first image is a green ouroboros emoji. The second is the same emoji, but now blue and winged. End image description]

Fun fact! This is not an emoji but a digital painting by my friend kat

Happy self suck Thursday

Absolutely NOT we are not doing that on my post

Happy self suck Thursday

Happy self suck Thursday

thedman0310:

before–midnight:

afeelgoodblog:

my man San Pelligrono

mister-girrrl:

moonygoldstone:

mister-girrrl:

homunculus-argument:

“Yeah but were you like born a boy or a girl?”

I was born against my wishes and have spent the past 30 years figuring out how to make everyone else regret it more than I do. Next question.

*signals with my finger to come closer and then screams in their ear* I WAS BORN A BABY!!!!

I was born, indeed. Now whose problem shall I make it today XD.

Make it everyone’s problem 💀

detentiontrack:

Just scheduled a job interview!!!

hostilemuppet:

hostilemuppet:

I need to make my blorbos in the sims or I will implode

sims 2 is awful for making blorbos btw. there are only 4 hair colours

detentiontrack:

Okay I didn’t end up doing anything yesterday because of the horrors so I’m posting my to-do list again 10/18

amphirelle:

bootleg-nessie:

Queer people always respond with a keyboard mash instead of words whenever they find something funny and absolutely I love y’all for it <3

jieshrtiuzdedhfgoisdhgodsihgoysfhuisxofiush thank you <3

hostilemuppet:

a-spoonful-o-generosity:

hostilemuppet:

a-spoonful-o-generosity:

hostilemuppet:

a-spoonful-o-generosity:

hostilemuppet:

maybe im just old fashioned but i dont think indie animation should have celebrity voice actors. you should get michael who has a day job at starbucks to voice the lead. like god intended

Dwayne Johnson might disagree. He is a famous actor and he had to take special lessons to learn how to be a voice actor.

Voice acting takes an entirely different set of skills.

But who knows, maybe Michael is a natural or like, a fast learner?

Silver spoon do you think moana was an indie film

Of course not. The production budget of the film is inconsequential to my point. My point is voice acting is not something anyone can do with quality.

Are you saying indie films do not deserve the best voice actor/actress?

If you pay some random off the street and put them in front of a mike you’re not likely going to get any quality lines from them. It takes practice and dedication to the craft.

Watch the Team Four Star commentary and you will hear them talk about how voice acting is difficult if you want to get it right.

Silver spoon from hit cartoon “my little pony: friendship is magic” I did not say that they shouldn’t get professional voice actors. I said that indie animation should have smaller, less well known voice actors, instead of using the entire budget on getting household names (especially if it was crowdfunded via kickstarter or something). Indie animation deserves indie talent

As long as they know what they’re in for.

If one is not prepared one can literally injure their vocal cords. Taka tore his more than once voicing for DBZA. On that note, would you like to see my Nightmare Night costume?

Bitches love cannons, My spooky Darlings <3

Happy Nightmare Month >;2

silver spoon there is more to the voice acting scene than “veterans that have been doing the job for 30 years and are not struggling for work” and “people who dont even own a microphone” please god please god please god