October 2023

nonamehorse:

nudityandnerdery:

cipheramnesia:

eternallovers65:

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)



Bonus:

Somewhere along the line Pattinson figured out the celebrity interview was 95% bullshit social contract with zero penalty associated with breaking it and ever since then he’s turned them into his own personal postmodern entertainment project. I appreciate him for it.

good for him

asteroidtroglodyte:

asteroidtroglodyte:

Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”

You pass peer review

professionalchaoticdumbass:

cadaverousdecay:

🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow

just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st

     silverstaked-deactivated2023100

oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?

crucifix get fucked bloodsuckersALT

🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow

literally what the fuck is your problem?

fangs4fags Follow

of course its a fucking hunter

🧛‍♀️ cadaverouscathy Follow

Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff

skellingtom Follow

silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.

🐺 howlin4u Follow

#tw crucifix#tw bloodsucker#hunter mention#exorcism mention#ive literally had moon pics spammed in my inbox by silverstaked before
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adding these tags from @vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess

👻 tombfoolery Follow

  silverstaked-deactivated2023100ALT

we did it ghouls

pressurizedpleasure:

The punchline of this comic is the truest thing to ever exist.

dancing-homestuck:

I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball

depsidase:

depsidase:

throathole:

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

gay-pidgeons:

im of the personal opinion you can be in a romantic relationship platonically. this makes sense to me and thats what matters

markscherz:

anarchobotany:

amphibianaday:

jelly

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day 651

@markscherz who is this raspberry and cream boy

This is Epipedobates anthonyi, a common dart frog in greenhouses, kept for biological pest control and the delight of tumblrians.

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

krillbeans:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

So at a party it is socially acceptable to just silently join a circle of people talking and contribute to the conversation when you feel like it as if you already know everyone in the circle, btw.

If you want to know people’s names at some point saying “Sorry, did I catch your name?” or “Sorry, what was your name again?” like you’ve briefly been introduced before is a good move.

Conversation openers for starting a conversation with a random person next to you:

  • What’s the punch taste like?
  • What are you drinking?
  • How do you know the host?
  • Hey, nice shoes!
  • Did you bring this drink/food/decoration/etc.?
  • Hey, what’s your costume?
  • Are you from (place where a lot of people at the party work or are from)?
  • Hi! Did you come with (mutual friend)?

Fr? On god? Just like that?

Yeah, just act like you’ve been there the whole time.

I have social anxiety and discovered this by trial and error despite my fears. I took on this burden for all of you so you don’t have to. Trust me. Just stand in the gap in the circle. It’s waiting for you. It’s an event where people are expecting to meet other people. It’s not creepy or weird. They’re there to talk to strangers and friends alike. Just step into the circle.

alterouslyinlove:

i think it’d be real silly if i had a boy’s hoodie. you ‘accidentally’ leave it at my house and i ‘just happen’ to wear it all the time because it smells like you. id give it back eventually but. just for a while.

jacmirie:

hey could someone spare some cash so my mom and i can get groceries, there’s next to nothing to eat in our apartment right now

- paypal

- cashapp

moved-2-coyotemaximum:

every once in a while i’ll randomly get hit with the fact that i’m like. an actual animal that just got really lucky in the brains department. and then i’ll go back to eating my popcorn like a lizard

mysharona1987:

mapletree10:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re a deity of something small and seemingly unimportant. You’re the first one the people stop praying and sacrificing to when things get dire. Oh, what fools they are.

…Fools, indeed.

For a long time, A small village praised me, claiming I brought good luck. That’s all. No more, no less. They chalked their good fortune up to good luck, and they chalked their good luck up to me. It was a quiet village, full of naught but elders, as well as their kin. Overall, I would wager that there was around 6 total bloodlines Inhabiting the village. The oldest nearing their final breaths, the youngest, no older than three or four years of age. You lose track of some numbers when you’ve been watching over a village for as long as I have.

Of course, a deity cannot protect a village forever, especially not one of luck and good fortune, such as I; or, that’s what they believed, anyways. And, sure enough, with their beliefs… they were right.

Destruction. Carnage. Livestock were carried away, buildings were destroyed. Luckily, everyone was safe… of course, they didn’t thank me for that. I’m naught but a minor god. A deity to be taken for granted, used for good luck in games of gambling between old adventurers and con men. So, as the town began to rebuild… people stopped coming to visit me. My once quaint altar became damaged and dilapidated by the weather. Fewer and fewer people came to pray to me, until one day, nobody came at all. It was a sad existence…

… oh, for me? No. I didn’t mind taking a small rest. Miserable, it was indeed, for the people of the village. Try as they might, their village had been taking beating after beating by the effects of the weather. And when it wasn’t, their crops would be burnt to a crisp by harsh draughts, leading them to spend their luckily earned money on fresh water and food from a neighbouring town. Some of the young adults went off to find adventure, to bring good fortune back to our town. Of course, they left the young in the care of the elders, though it oft felt the other way around. Elders, especially the able bodied ones, sending mere children out to the forest, just to find something to eat!

… okay, so perhaps I gifted the young a plentiful harvest of sweet berries once in awhile. Could you truly blame me?

Ah, apologies. I’m getting off track. In spite of doing everything they could, the village continued to be beat down by the environment surrounding them, and the people continued to forget as much as my name.

That was until rather recently, anyways… it had been a long time since I had heard the sound so close, yet it was unmistakable.

“Er… I’m unsure if you still reside here, or if you remember me.” Of course I do, I would say. Of course, mere mortals would always be unable to understand my voice. I am the whistling of the wind. I am the crickets chirping in the night.

“Ahaha… how crazy must I sound, praying to a god that hasn’t been heard of in ten years…” had it truly been that long? My dear, I had never forgotten your voice.

“Well!” Well. Well well well. That word rang through, as she accidentally said it just a little too loud. Of course I remember her. Just an orphan, she had told me. She would always bring a loaf of bread, and tear some off, handing it to me. My altar, anyways. She would talk, and talk, and talk. Never wishing for anyone. I always wondered why… perhaps she thought I was lonely. Still, there she stood, the same toothy grin on her face as all those years ago. Oh, how I longed to hear her voice once more. She was one of my favourites. She asked nothing but to listen, which I would so gladly do. I would hear tales of other children in the village, of a newcomer, of a shady looking salesman… of the village’s downfall. She was the last to inform me, as if I hadn’t seen it all happen in real time.

And yet… here she was, once again. Both of our names worn away to the other by time, leaving naught but a sense of familiarity. She sat down once more, in her same spot. It was a particularly hot day, so I allowed a breeze to momentarily cool her off. I’m unsure if she knows it was me. And, with no more than a moment’s notice, she began talking. Telling me stories of adventurers. Grandiose treasure. Ways the elders had made up to entertain the new younglings. It was… rather nice, I must admit. As if meeting with an old friend once more.

I lost count of how many hours had been spent. The young girl, now blossoming into a beautiful young lady, told me all sorts of stories. Of bravery, heroism. Stories of who was previously the young transforming into brave knights, working to restore honour to their accursed village. Nothing worked, but they still persisted, no matter what. It was admirable, if not a little foolish.

“…Deity of luck, if I could make one request, after all of these years?” Oh? This was certainly interesting… though, I suppose I could grant her one wish. One selfish desire, after all this time… not so bad. A few leaves fell from a tree, landing on her lap.

“Aha… I will take that as a yes. My only wish, Is that the young are taken care of. More and more parents are leaving to find glory, leaving their young children here, alone, to fend for themselves. I do not want them to want like I have. To starve like I have. Please, if nothing else… protect them. Ensure they always have enough to eat.”

…this girl. This… infuriatingly wonderful girl. The purest heart I have ever seen, in all my years of seeing over this village, and that’s what she asks? It made me laugh. My laugh boomed across the forest. The sound of a tree falling in the distance. Of course. I shouldn’t have expected anything less from this human. Still, I couldn’t disappoint my little… Ah, of course. I cannot remember her name. How unfortunate.

“…well, that’s all. I’ll come back tomorrow, okay? Promise!” She insisted to me, standing up once more, and taking her leave.

Sure enough… she did. Day after day. Occasionally, she would bring other children by. Ones who had been left without parents. The dangers of the trade, I suppose. Regardless, they would tell me stories as well, just as she had. Some were so clearly made up, I couldn’t help but reward their creativity with a plentiful berry harvest the next day. They didn’t question the food suddenly appearing, nor would they question the same bush not being there the next day.

Days, weeks, months passed. Soon, it wasn’t just the young coming by, and sharing their stories. I didn’t receive much in the way of offerings anymore, but I was okay with that. I received something much better. Stories. Words.

Hope.

And in some way, I like to think I granted the villagers Hope once more as well. No, the weather didn’t change much, not at first. What changed was how much work the villagers were willing to put in. No, it wasn’t me that granted them bountiful harvests, it never was. I was nothing more than something to believe in. A god of good luck and fortune. So of course, when all seemed lost, the village’s morale was crushed. They thought I had failed them, or maybe they had always thought I was only good for petty luck. A game of dice, a day off from schooling. However… I was no longer the god of luck. That name slowly faded away. The village slowly rebuilt, finding new and improved ways to work around the harsh conditions they found themselves in. And, of course, they would always come by and sit down. Tell me about what was going on, as if I didn’t already know. They even went as far as to have my monument rebuilt, more beautiful than it had ever been. True, people stopped praying to the god of good luck and fortune. They were fools.

Just as foolish as those who came to me every day, wasting hours away telling me about their lives. It was an admirable sort of foolishness, I had to admit. I enjoyed the company. I enjoyed meeting new travellers, whom the children insisted had to meet “their best friend”.

… no, I was no longer the god of fortune and luck. I had picked up several new names, however. The god of stories. The god of friendships. The god of bringing people together (that one was always a little wordy to me.), However, I think my favourite title, created by those fools, those wonderful, wonderful fools…

I was now known to be the god of community. And I would protect the community I had watched fall and rise once more, so long as they continued to recant me with their lovely tales.

renthony:

dovesndecay:

Shots fired to keep rent low:

ACAB, pro-kink, sex work is work, faggots and dykes and dykefags are my weed-smoking communist lovers, filth is my life, watch a fucked up movie, kill the puritanical cop in your head, and be excellent to each other

A gif of Bill and Tedd saying, "Party on, dudes."ALT

lyssatbqh:

sonic06apologist:

lyssatbqh:

sonic06apologist:

Feels like they’re putting less meat in the hot pockets these days

only one way to fix this

By seizing the means of production so the rich can stop producing smaller amounts for higher prices?

why didn’t you say this before i buirnd my bits

virtualgirladvance:

lactating:

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

But what if this time I got it??

mister-girrrl:

moonygoldstone:

mister-girrrl:

homunculus-argument:

“Yeah but were you like born a boy or a girl?”

I was born against my wishes and have spent the past 30 years figuring out how to make everyone else regret it more than I do. Next question.

*signals with my finger to come closer and then screams in their ear* I WAS BORN A BABY!!!!

I was born, indeed. Now whose problem shall I make it today XD.

Make it everyone’s problem 💀

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

dude-the-ancient-dragon:

On second thought, Wizard Island sounds like it’s for the kind of people who enjoy watching golf on TV. And like, regular golf not the one where there’s wolves and Tigers and the golfers are allowed to fight to the death.

I’m offended. We are not boring.

tenmyoujump:

trans person consuming media they enjoy: wow…. getting real “transgender” vibes from these guys

mxamalgam:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

Y'all. Roman Polytheism was not woke and socially progressive.

Neither was Greek Polytheism, mind you. Alexander the Great didn’t get that title by leaving people alone.

If I’m conquering your country, I can murder all your priests, or I can save some time and money and syncretize your sun god with my sun god. Wow crazy how we both worship Apollo even though we’ve never met? What do you mean his name isn’t Apollo? His name is Apollo. You’re Roman now by the way. You can keep worshiping your version of Apollo but if you stop paying taxes we kill you.

Lmao

prokopetz:

cognito-ergo-hazard:

crypticspren:

what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button

i dont know but whatever it says, its magnified by literally every bag of popcorn saying “don’t use the popcorn button”

Funnily enough, there’s an answer for that.

In brief, the “popcorn” button was initially introduced by fancy high-end microwaves that used an integrated humidity sensor to tell when your popcorn was done; microwaveable popcorn vents steam as it cooks, so by monitoring the amount of steam in the cooking chamber, you can get pretty close to perfectly popped popcorn every time (though it’s generally only pretty close, since different brands of microwaveable popcorn have different moisture content).

As the feature became popular, manufacturers of cheap microwaves started adding a button labelled “popcorn” as well, in order to imply that they offer this feature. These “popcorn” buttons simply run the microwave for a fixed amount of time that the manufacturer figures is close enough to the printed cooking time of most commercial brands.

In practice, of course, the fixed-time “popcorn” button usually just sets your popcorn on fire. To make matters worse, owing to America’s permissive advertising laws, microwave manufacturers are allowed to make all sorts of misleading-but-technically-true statements in their packaging and instruction manuals, rendering it nearly impossible to tell whether a given model of microwave has a real humidity-sensing “popcorn” button or a fake fixed-time “popcorn” button before buying it.

In summary: the “popcorn” button that your microwave popcorn instructs you not to use exists because American microwave manufacturers are using a misleadingly labelled button in order to imply that their product has a feature that it does not in fact have, in a way that can potentially trick people into burning their houses down, for advertising purposes. This is perfectly legal.

So: what does that say about our culture?

ralfmaximus:

Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.

And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.

A website of tiny ceramic frogs.

Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.

I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.

“This is your website?” I asked finally.

“Yep!”

“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.

“Yep!”

“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”

“I made those too,” he says, beaming. 

And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.

“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”

It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team. 

And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.

lmaonade:

radishblogging:

The necessary whiteboard

pansyfemme:

pansyfemme:

they should make dance dance revolution but for drone music

i lie in deep meditation unmoving in the middle of the arcade while the neon lights flash over my still body

mortalityplays:

one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it’s not a warning and it’s not a judgement and it’s not an excuse, and it’s certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.

creative-anchorage:

rosesforwildwitches:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

Here’s my logic:

  • You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station
  • You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence
  • You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way
  • If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours

These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world’s population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

sotir1a:

deliriumcrow:

sic-semper-hominibus:

panduus:

found the artist’s name in the notes and went looking because this slaps (it’s called A Place Where I’ll Dance) and its not even their best song. check this shit out:

I didn’t know this was a thing but now I need so much more of it

The dancing plague begins anew

sotir1a:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that there’s a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

The hero’s journey

sotir1a:

minisnail:

sotir1a:

minisnail:

do you guys even WANT to see my two snails kissing on eggplant slices…………??

Yes please :( can I see them

ya sure :3

This is so cool! I’ve never interacted with someone online like this before! Thank you for the snail pictures señhor!

jimothy-raemos:

softgaycontent:

biblioprincessdalian:

Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, “over” honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

It is hell! I want to acknowledge that the original point of the post is NOT fixed by my providing solutions (the way jobs are filled makes no sense), but also I want to leave some notes for folks struggling with these unspoken rules. 

Some brief notes on the correct kinds of “LYING”:

  • Always use “I” expressions, instead of “we”:
    1. eg “I created a solution to a recurring problem by doing [x].”, even if it was really you and two others in a group
    2. If you LED the group (or did project-management), you can say, “I led a team to create a solution to a recurring problem by doing [x].”
    3. This is because employers like to know that YOU can do, and they also value team-leadership. If you say “we”, they may stop you and ask what You did specifically. You can avoid this by just saying “I”.
  • Someone asks if you have experience in a program (like excel):
    1. If you feel confident using it:  “Yes, I am very proficient.”
    2. If you have used it a few times, and could at least google what to do next: “Yes, I have good experience.”
    3. If you don’t have any experience: “I have used it before. I generally pick up programs very fast, and I’m a quick learner.”
  • Mistakes (some interviewers may ask about a time you made a mistake, or a weakness of yours):
    1. Good answers are those with solutions.
    2. Bad answer examples:  “Sometimes I don’t catch mistakes before sending things.”  OR  “I don’t like working with other people”
    3. Good answer examples:  “I had a problem catching typos, so I implemented steps that force me to check my work.”  OR  “I prefer to do things on my own so I know it’s done right, but I’m working on trusting my teammates to take on pieces as well.”
  • Someone asks if you’ve ever led a team / managed a project:
    1. Try to say YES to this question (even if it is a lie)
    2. If you have, say yes, and say how many people were on the team. 
    3. If you haven’t, but you played a large role in a group of people, say yes, and talk about your primary role on the team. 
    4. If you haven’t, but you worked solo on something that needed input from other people, say yes, and say what the project was about. 

    Additional:

  • Misc Rules
    1. You can ask people to repeat interview questions
    2. You can write down interview questions while they’re asking (write the basics of the question down for yourself, like the top things you have to answer). People will wait for you to finish writing, you don’t have to answer Immediately.
    3. Try to keep your answer to questions somewhere between 30 seconds to 1 minute and 30 seconds. You don’t have to time it, but if you find that your answers are taking 3 minutes, you might lose interest.
  • Have a list of projects / bragging points to talk about in advance
    1. Try to make sure they at least answer the core question asked, don’t just bring up a completely unrelated topic
    2. Example: if you are really excited to talk about a program you wrote, and someone asks about balancing projects, you can say you are good at AUTOMATION, and an example is this program you wrote
  • “Do you have any questions for us?” (A question asked at the end of most interviews.)
    1. “What has been your favorite part of working at [company]?”
    2. “What’s been your favorite project to work on?”
    3. People like talking about themselves
  • Thank you emails
    1. Some employers care if you send them a thank you “letter” (email). Sometime by the end of the day (you can do it right after the interview if you think you’ll forget), send a thank you email like this (you can look up other templates, or ask a friend for help):
    2. Subject Line:  Thank You
    3. “Hi [interviewer name],
      It was great speaking with you. Hearing more about the role, as well as what you said about [their answer to a question you asked them] has made me even more excited for this opportunity.
      Thank you for your time today,
      [Your Name]

    Good luck!!

    Jobs are terrifying, pray it’ll work

    mysharona1987:

    prokopetz:

    “I can never get it tasting like my mom used to make” yeah, because your mom had a giant Costco-size bottle of a specific pre-mixed spice blend that was discontinued by its manufacturer in 1998 and spent your entire childhood putting it in every meal to use the stupid thing up faster – she doesn’t know how to replicate it any more than you do.

    kaylasartwork:

    Lol getting a handful of hateful DMs lately. Is it weird that I find this is kinda funny? Like… Am I popular enough to start getting a hater 🥹

    markscherz:

    anarchobotany:

    amphibianaday:

    jelly

    ___

    day 651

    @markscherz who is this raspberry and cream boy

    This is Epipedobates anthonyi, a common dart frog in greenhouses, kept for biological pest control and the delight of tumblrians.

    cannibalchicken:

    man made horrors beyond our comprehension

    modogoblin:

    catasters:

    i-am-a-fish:

    fifty thousand dollars would honestly solve a lot of my problems

    vantwinblade:

    tiktoks-i-like:

    residentevildash-moved:

    got high & played tf2 yesterday and everytime this guy in the lobby was rude i spent like 5 minutes typing out his name which he hated for some reason

    doctor-seamonster:

    greatmountainfloofsquatch:

    floralbambie:

    ruby-white-rabbit:

    ristay:

    Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

    Follow me on Webtoons

    The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

    NO

    WELP

    I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

    cocoon2010:

    mightyoctopus:

    nionom-art:

    Have a Miku… thing

    [ID: Traditional illustration of Hatsune Miku, but instead of her usual twin tails she has two large “worms on strings” for hair. /end ID]

    juelzsantanabandana2:

    modogoblin:

    New tarot cards just dropped

    heyzebulon:

    You may be good, but are you “fucked a man so hard he created genre re-defining art so incredible that it has reached across multiple mediums and impacted them for generations to come” good?

    dogposts:

    he thinks she’s a stuffed animal

    elfwreck:

    geekandmisandry:

    saintsatellite-deactivated20240:

    when someone has “taken” in their bio it’s bc they’ve been consumed by the fog

    What kind of frog can consume a whole person??