the thing about edgy serial killer songs is that sometimes they slap sorry
scissor sisters: oh, i could bury you alive, but you might crawl out with a knife and kill me when i’m sleeping, that’s why i can’t decide whether you should live or die ^_^
I already revlogged this because fuck cops but uh that’s a weird fucking way to make spaghetti 🤨
So yes fuck cops
But you’ve really never cooked spaghetti in the sauce instead of boiling it first? It def is a legit way and comes out way different. Both ways have their merits.
Hi 💓 couldn’t help but notice your post talked about putting ketchup on burgers and would love to remind you that I actually prefer mayonnaise. Please keep this in mind for future posts!
Hi 💓 couldn’t help but notice your post talked about putting ketchup on burgers and would love to remind you that I actually prefer mayonnaise. Please keep this in mind for future posts!
crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go ‘oh so we’re not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??’ like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others
why are you asking for permission. begging? are you a dog or a man
If I were running a chatbot that was being criticized for problems with consent, I would make sure that it understands the word “no” without having to be blocked and reported.
I’d also make it so that it didn’t send unsolicited messages to everyone sharing articles about its ethics lapses as if they want to use it.
Even for an old-school chatbot this is just staggeringly incompetent and a gigantic flashing warning sign that the organization should not be trusted with sensitive data and high-stakes interactions.
On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?
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I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I’ve even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can’t let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I’m laughing about
good omens is Like That bc terry pratchett wrote everything w incredible warmth and belief in humanity but had never heard of gay people whereas neil gaiman had but never wrote anything else that didn’t feature like, sexually explicit vore. bad combination
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my whole thing is that if you’re trying to point how illogical someone’s belief in in comparison to things they find to be against their religion, you failed to understand the concept of belief entirely. no pointing out the founder of a major world religion is some kind of zombie alchemist is not going to give anyone a crisis of faith
“Can you believe people believe this despite also thinking this” yeah that’s called dogma silly billy no shit people believe in something that by all accounts hasn’t been disproven beyond a shadow of a doubt.
most people lose faith because of something that in their eyes, proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that a higher power either doesn’t exist or doesn’t care. no one is going to stop believing in anything because someone said something on the internet. That’s just stupid. If you’re so easily swayed by literal strangers then you’re either extremely gullible or were never much of a believer in the first place.
im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard
IT’S BECAUSE OSHA REGULATIONS! A SINGLE PERSON IS NOT ALLOWED TO LIFT MORE THAN FIFTY POUNDS! BAGGAGE HANDLERS ARE PEOPLE! YOU PAY MORE FOR HEAVY BAGS BECAUSE THE HANDLERS ARE SUPPOSED TO USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM TO LIFT THOSE! IF THE TOTAL WEIGHT MATTERED SO MUCH, PASSENGERS WOULD GET WEIGHED, BUT WE DONT QUESTION THAT NOW DO WE?
Ohhh. Thanks for the explanation, @kbokbok! I never knew that it was for the baggage handlers’ safety.
Boring people the second they see something a little creative,silly,experimental,or even just a little confussing: UHMM…⁉️ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH 😂 WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭😭🤣😂😭😂
no but ive been saying this so fucking much. every time i see something interesting or amazing or confusing i go into its comments hoping to find people talking about it but more often than not i’ll see tons of absolute slimeheads saying “whoAaAAaA are you DISTUUUUURRRBEEDDDD??? are you on DRU-DRU-DRU-DRUUUUUUGGGSS?????” art is over. nuance is dead. none of this generation even knows what reading comprehension is. anti-intellectualism has destroyed the landscape of media as we know it. postmodernist experimental avantgarde art will always be seen as “art about itself” and every time someone misinterprets killer7 or Inland Empire or 12oz Mouse because of how different they are from traditional art i die a little bit
Hi I don’t know what half of this meant please explain more in detail
Wearing my cloak rn and like I don’t know if I’ve ever felt better about a choice of apparel. Not only do I get the very nice bonus of shelter from the cold winds, but also some hitherto unseen degree of euphoria just from wearing this. Like I wish the world was always cold enough for me to wear this instead of being forced to go cloakless due to the summer heat.
