October 2023

yamada-ryo:

femboyyuri:

femboyyuri:

mentally im here

outofcontextdiscord:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

casual-mitosis-collective-deact:

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casual-mitosis-collective-deact:

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casual-mitosis-collective-deact:

mewo-cressei:

alexs-random-bullshit:

bismuth-soup:

what emotion is this supposed to convey

Pain

I feel like that all the time.

Same

Smash

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Imagine what that mouth can do

I mean, you’re not wrong.

That mouth can mince garlic for you. You can make great soup

ilexdiapason:

spectrumcore:

smashtheshell-deactivated202405:

[translation of tags: “but they don’t buy yuris????? ffs the sexism in france is unbelievable”]

slipping-into-madness:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

I know it’s really petty but if someone is doing a tiktok bit where they’re portraying multiple characters and they break the 180 rule I go absolutely feral

It’s the rule that if there are two characters in a scene— be it a movie, comic, tiktok, etc— there’s an invisible plane that the characters are on that the camera should only ever be on one side of.

aka, Character A should always be on the left side and Character B should always be on the right side.

It’s something that a lot of people understand intuitively without ever formally learning it, but it also means a lot of people aren’t really learning it.

WAIT YES THAT’S A PERFECT EXAMPLE

here, the 180 rule is broken intentionally for comedic effect! Even to someone that’s never Learned the rule, the change is jarring enough that’s it’s really obvious they switch sides (which is good because it’s the punchline)

badjokesbyjeff:

A robber held up a well-dressed man, pointing his gun and yelling, “Give me all your money!”

The man replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m a U.S. congressman!” 

The robber retorted, “In that case, give me all my money!”

ajax-n-co-deactivated20241014:

spit8:

yeah man we can tell

he looks like hes on the verge of sobbing

How'd you pick the voice for jax?

gooseworx:

I sent Michael a message without context one day asking if he could do a decent Raggedy Andy impression.

notemily:

moreglitter:

Came across the most charmingly delivered piece of advice on r/houseplants

The diagram:

The diagram is great but my favorite part is the quotes around “purchase”

blueengland:

benevolentfantasy:

alien-bumbum:

asaturninegirlspassion:

roosterreturns:

popegoodvibes-returns:

silver-tongues-blog:

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

he got it from marge

TheRealJims is going to go crazy over this simpsons lore. Or not. He probably already knows about it.

thomas–bombadil:

Eggs of all colors, from pure-white to dark-brown.  

These eggs were laid by many different types of hens.

pukicho:

pukicho:

your ligaments

damn girl, your ligaments

towardthehurricane:

dick-the3rd:

xaeyrnofnbe:

spideyyeet:

Please do your research! There is so much misinformation out there and a lot of lies.

Everyone should know the truth so please try to know as much as you can so you can spread awareness and help!

Free Palestine🇵🇸✌️

extra-ace-wizard-deactivated202:

tenebris-aurea:

tenebris-aurea:

had the opportunity to do something really funny over on instagram when i had a planned sleep study

i am lying to all of them :3

See this? All you murderhobos out there see this? THIS is what chaotic good is.

furiousfinnstan:

furiousfinnstan:

im-trying-to-walk-here:

logorrhea5mip:

furiousfinnstan:

10.7.23

HI GUYS THE ONLY LGBT+ SERBIAN MAGAZINE IS RUNNING OUT OF FUNDS AND NEEDS 1,000.000DIN(9,385.37$)TO KEEP RUNNING YOU CAN DONATE ON THIS SITE,ALSO HERE ARE ALL THE CURRENCIES THE SITE ACCEPTS:

IF ANYONE NEEDS ME TO TRANSLATE SOMETHING PLEASE LET ME KNOW!

No problem, i did it:

Support the only LGBT+ magazine in Serbia!
For 12 years, Optimist magazine has been a source of inspiration, information and support fot the Lgbt+ community.
Today we are faced with financial challenges that could pose a threat to our future.
We need your help!

Donations

30,172 donated by 12 donors in 7 days
3% of the million dinar goal(a dinar is roughly a dollar cent)

Campaign lasts for 52 more days
We need 969,828 more dinars(9100$)

The only time tumblr cares about serbia is about some stupid faggot shit

OK PRAZNI BLOGU NA PEDERSKOM VEBSAJTU!!?!! MOLIM TE RECI NAM OTVORENO KAKO SE STVARNO OSEĆAŠ SA GLAVNOG BLOGA?!!😀☺️

OPTIMIST GOT THE MONEY!!!SERBIAN FAGGOTS WON <3

furiousfinnstan:

10.7.23

HI GUYS THE ONLY LGBT+ SERBIAN MAGAZINE IS RUNNING OUT OF FUNDS AND NEEDS 1,000.000DIN(9,385.37$)TO KEEP RUNNING YOU CAN DONATE ON THIS SITE,ALSO HERE ARE ALL THE CURRENCIES THE SITE ACCEPTS:

IF ANYONE NEEDS ME TO TRANSLATE SOMETHING PLEASE LET ME KNOW!

pablo–costa:

prokopetz:

Concept: block-pushing action puzzler about a legendary hero confronting the Evil Overlord where the entire game is notionally the final boss fight of an adventure that’s quickly summarised in the prologue. Each level is framed as a different phase of the boss fight; as it turns out, the Evil Overlord has lots and lots of phases.

demonicae:

dancinbutterfly:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

‘yeah it’s made with love, not skill’

this. is so fucking cute.

‘its made with love, not with skill’ that is ADORABLE

lunar-cryptids:

a proposal for the one piece advertising team

the clown: bad

large red button that says [UNVEIL THE CLOWN] in big white test that causes the clown to fade into existence with a burst of confetti when pressed: good

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

wnderfullyspindly:

always gonna re-reblog

lunar-cryptids:

luminousfeline:

feather-flavored-melancholy:

slightly-gay-pogohammer:

solosrattitties:

thehollywearsthecrown:

winguontheweb:

castesystem:

the-sun-station:

thatstoolow:

pucket:

adgjl103:

pumpkinspicedlesbian:

quantroup:

transgendercrt-moved-deactivate:

straightlightyagami:

ostrigjpg:

bobthecoolrock:

empress-of-dark2005:

unhinged-popsocket:

ultirex:

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Antarctica

The Canadian North

riceoatswheatgrain:

Art challenge thing: Draw a random shape and make a little guy out of it

The shape in question

The little man in question

riceoatswheatgrain:

And at midnight on Christmas Eve of next year, the ghost of past future perfect continuous appeared to Scrooge, and said “Yeah if you didn’t have a change of heart that kid would’ve been dead for like a year by Christmas”

riceoatswheatgrain:

Switzerland isn’t real it’s just a giant paper shredder that destroys peoples tax paperwork and somehow turns them into cheese and watches

so how does it feel to have the number one trending thing on this hellscape of a site we call our home?

gooseworx:

I look at my hands in horror and ask god what I’ve done.

hackfurs:

“because the ai generated gay sex cats killed my grandma, okay?”

idea:
jax in a dress
send ask

gooseworx:

You guys are troublemakers.

Ik you said some of the characters ages but can we get everyone’s age in a list. I’ve been trying to come up with ages for to long I just need them layed out in front of me pretty please

gooseworx:

Aright FINE I’ll give you people your DAMN age list!

Pomni- 25
Jax- 22
Ragatha- 30
Zooble- 22
Gangle- 26
Kinger- 48

can't believe we didn't get to see kaufmo in all his full glory, this is clown erasure >:(

gooseworx:

We could only afford his voice actor, Jack Black, for zero lines.

just changed my pfp to your wife, i hope you don't mind

gooseworx:

kavka–esque:

For some reason. I suddenly stopped simping for jax and instead want him burning in the pits of hell🤔

gooseworx:

mewo-cressei:

rainyophelia:

shef

Shef..,.,,..,,

isomorbism:

piedude:

tahthetrickster:

jo3mm:

kipplekipple:

catgirlvoid:

catgirl-bimbo:

catgirldick:

sharkiethedork:

chongoblog:

2pacula:

c0rpseductor:

chongoblog:

hexea:

chongoblog:

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

Idk if I did it right

sorry!

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

all in a days work! *passes out*

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

Fire

dude my house

What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

This is a graph theory problem.

If anyone wants to see why it’s actually impossible: if we go through a room without starting or ending in it, we must go through an even number of doors in it (since each time we go in and out of a previously unvisited door). So we can go through an odd number of doors in a max of two rooms. However, there are three rooms with five doors.

I hope the all the TADC characters explode (lovingly)

also I drew your wife : )

gooseworx:

she’s beautiful

:

angelofthemornings:

:

[ Palestinian model Bella Hadid wearing a traditional Palestinian kufiyah ]

Another way we’re supporting Palastine is by pre-ordering authentic kufiyas— Palestinians have confirmed that it is NOT appropriation to wear these, as wearing the kufiya shows solidarity to Palestine and keeps their beautiful culture alive all around the world. A symbol of hope, resistance, solidarity.

The Hirbawi Kufiya is now the only kufiya still being actively produced in Palestine— Yasser Hirbawi opened his historic factory in 1961, and they have been authentically woven in Palestine since.

The store is currently taking pre-orders to ship out when the blockade is lifted:

I also want to add that they have a rainbow kufiya. On the website they kind of coyly say it represents “diversity” and on other websites it’s marketed as “Pairs fabulously with any of your closet staples!” and you know exactly what that means. IIRC they might have rolled it out for pride month, but I don’t remember that clearly.

That was a risk. Do NOT let Israel pinkwash. (Also, it’s very pretty.)

(I am saying this as a queer person with partial ancestry from a majority Islamic culture and who used to be a very devout Muslim, so I deeply appreciate this gesture. I don’t think it’s a pink dollar thing.)

Thank you for sharing friend! You’re absolutely right— do NOT let Israel pinkwash. It’s another tactic to cover up their atrocities.

cutebotcalendar:

Kinger?

gooseworx:

potato-murderer:

depsidase:

I will not be stobbef

r4cs0:

memewhore:

thecollectibles:

Tough one by Ekaterina Tambovtseva

hometoursandotherstuff:

wolfjackle:

edgebug:

edgebug:

edgebug:

as an entire queer trans allosexual i think it’s weird when other allosexuals don’t like the term allosexual for themselves. it just means not asexual. smacks of cis people who scream and howl and pee their pants about being called cis

“it lumps me in with my oppressors I don’t like it” cis does that too. lumps your lgbt ass right in with cishet people. so like. why are you ok being called cis but not allo

allosexual isn’t a slur it isn’t perjorative it’s just a word for not asexual. so that ace people don’t have to feel othered as hell when talking about people outside their community. what the fuck do you want them to call you? “normal”? your mask is slipping

ok im done with discourse now i prommy. please treat me really niceys

There’s a few people in the notes complaining that allo- is a stupid prefix because it means other. They think that the categories should just be “asexual” and “sexual.”

But, like, that’s what we did. When I was first realizing my sexuality and hanging out on thr AVEN forums a decade ago, that’s what the categories were.

And you know what? It didn’t work. Virgin and celibate allos didn’t appreciate being called a sexual being. Even those who have sex often don’t like just being called “sexual.”

So we needed an alternative. One of the earliest definitions of asexual is “self-contained sexuality.” It’s been put aside in favor of the current definition of lacking sexual attraction, but it still resonates with a lot of people. And especially did back when we were trying to figure out a better term for “not asexual.”

So allosexual was proposed. It was chosen because allosexual means that you are sexually attracted to other people. To people not yourself.

So yes, the etymology does make sense. You just didn’t bother to look into it.

(I hope the people complaining are doing so in good faith, but I’m not willing to test that by replying to anyone directly. Now the information is out there if anyone wants to bother to look.)

absurdthirst:

galvanizedfriend:

Chloé Zhao, who just won an Oscar for best director, writes fanfiction.

That’s the kind of validation I needed in my life. Thank you, ma'am.

To all those that think there is an age limit to fanfiction or you “have to be this” to write fanfiction — fuck off.

bingle2000:

sylvia-on-the-run:

ayeforscotland:

Love how shit the media is.

the protestors magically got holes in their ankles like the stigmata

This is the same tone of voice you write lab reports in, pretending all this shit just spontaneously happened

pwincesstrixie:

angelasscribbles: