October 2023

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desktopatomicclocks:

πŸ“¦ shipping update:

missent to mars. perseverance rover took a picture of it and now nasa thinks aliens are stealing our packages. we apologize for the inconvenience.

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brightlotusmoon:

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riftclaw:

destielmemenews:

two panel image of the destiel love confession scene. cas is saying "i love you." the image has been edited to show dean replying "The Federal Communications Commission is planning to restore net neutrality. The proposed rules would reclassify broadband as an essential utility like water or electricity."ALT

source 1

source 2

just so it shows up in the notes: this is an extremely good thing, which is why you will see the internet/cell companies revolt against it– it will prevent them from selling your data to spamcall companies and selectively throttling their competitor’s sites, among other things.

also remember that the internet has basically replaced phone service entirely now, with most phones now simply operating via VOIP. legislating the internet the same way as landlines were is really a no-brainer, it’s the same service in a slightly different form.

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deathwarlock:

issablog:

deathwarlock:

Shaved my head today

@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this postΒ 

β€œbased on your likes”

i’ve literally hitΒ β€œNOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD

STOP

look at my head boy

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himborc:

bunniope:

oh youre bi? why dont you “bi” me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

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lotsandlotsofbirds:

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freelance-fiend:

my century-old great grandfather taking a sip of whatever concoction 8-year-old me brewed for him by using every button on the soda fountain instead of the iced tea he asked for

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teathattast:

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radiofreederry:

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shleepy-girl:

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“kids are getting indoctrinated into transgenderism” did you know that left handedness increased from 3% to 12% when they stopped beating left handed children.

And, fun fact, it plateaued! Just in case you were confused and suddenly afraid that the world would be exclusively lefties now that we are no longer enforcing right-handed-ness.

Does that sound similar to any other stupid viewpoints you might have? Hmmm?

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jenovacomplete:

A cropped screenshot of a pop-up within the YouTube app, reading:
"Craving something new?
(accompanied by distinct shapes in their colour) Red, Blue, Green
Create a feed of YouTube videos based on colour, and enjoy exploring!"
and a button beneath that says, "Let's go!"ALT

what the actual fuck

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naggingatlas:

ghostkidabs:

I can’t get over this fucking photo

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kuromi-hoemie:

transexuality:

im cain and im abel

the brothers

the brother

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gamergoo:

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the-haiku-bot:

surprisebitch:

yesthatgino:

spicywillgraham:

weirdness-is-good:

carnival-phantasm:

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

historians will be trying to decipher this in the future

historians will

be trying to decipher

this in the future

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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punctuation-completionist:

sioltach:

. ’

2/21

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desktopatomicclocks:

reverse burglar that leaves things in your house and upgrades your security

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pcktknife:

“kill em with kindness” wrong one billion draculas πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸˆβ€β¬›

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toudensremade:

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Today I learned you can slam your Miis onto the floor

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chaoticvictorianspirit:

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keepsyuwild:

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

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yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

i-say-ok:

nothingweirdhere:

gayvampyr:

ifiknewiwouldtellyou:

churchoftheconfusedchicken:

butch-bakugo:

doobiebenson:

afronerdism:

adamtheredbeard:

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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it’s rough

Nah let’s post it. Let’s feel it. Don’t look away.

I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.

Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.

Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.

Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.

They were CHILDREN.

They were murdered in cold blood.

I’d like to add this photo I took last night in Victoria of the statue of Captain Cook. Though I myself am not indigenous, I 100% agree that these murderers, kidnappers and rapists shouldn’t have huge statues and plaques that decorate them and say how β€œgreat” they were.

Here’s another photo of the legislative assembly from yesterday. Later on there were more items, candles and signs at the memorial, as well as a big poster with 1505 painted on it but I didn’t get a picture

People need to see this. Not just quickly glance at the photos and keep on scrolling. They need to see this.

Reblog this or just stop following me

I had seen the first picture of the church, but not the second.

I went to a β€œCancel Canada Day” event and burst into tears - not because I was surprised to learn of the unmarked graves (survivors told us they were there. Our government pushed it aside, and we let them), but because seeing all the people gathered in mourning drove it home: They. Were. Children.

This is my country’s legacy - and it’s not history. The last schools closed during my lifetime. My Father went to school with students who lived at the local residential school, after it was changed to a boarding house (read: holding centre) for indigenous youth who went to local schools.

They were all children, injured, abused, and killed in my country’s attempt to erase them. I want the world to see this and hold the state accountable to *active* reconciliation> I mean we could at least truly adopt UNDRIP in action instead of words for god’s sake.

here you can read an article about a survivor of the church and some of the things he experienced to help put into perspective how awful and just how recent it was

this is the memorial at the vancouver art gallery. 215+ pairs of children’s shoes (as well as stuffed toys and flowers) cover the steps…

ok… πŸ’”

I’ve reblogged this once before, I’m reblogging it again.

They. Were. CHILDREN.

This is disgusting and sick and awful and WRONG. Don’t scroll past this. Read it, pay attention. Don’t ignore it.

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creepymutelilbugger:

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sevdrag:

ordinarytalk:

redstonedust:

tbh shoutout to the over 40s on tumblr, sorry the internet acts like yall belong in the retirement home when ur literally just regular adults with hobbies

I was going to leave comments in the tags, but I decided this was important enough to put on main.

In college, my friend group collectively got into the SCA - Society for Creative Anachronism. They’re the people who get really into medieval reenactment, the fighting and crafts and cooking, they have kings and queens and knights and events and a good percentage of them (but not all!) work or have worked at Ren Faires.

I am forever grateful my friends dragged me into that, because it was my first introduction to fandom in older adults. Middle-aged dorks. Elderly nerds. Absolutely as intense and weird and hilarious and fun as any fan in their teens or 20s. I started getting into fandom already knowing there was a road ahead for me as I got older, full of handmade costumes and late night movies and shelves of pewter dragon goblets and mixed-aged road trips to meet ups and conventions.

And it kills me that so many people don’t know that sort of community even exists. On both sides, even! I went to Philcon a few years ago, which tends towards older fans, and an older woman I was talking to sadly told me that she thought fandom was dying out, because she never saw younger fans any more.

Over the past decade, there’s been a really toxic movement towards keeping different ages strictly separated, both in and outside of fandom. There’s this strong implication that if an older person wants to interact with a younger person, there is something inherently predatory about that.

Yeah, that attitude sucks. That drive towards separation and puritanism sucks. Declaring that younger people should have nothing to look forward to and that older people should stay separated and lonely sucks. It sucks and we are all worse for it.

Don’t fear age. Don’t put an age limit on having fun. Give yourself a damn future.

You know what? Call actual predatory behavior β€œpredatory.” It is possible and important for old people and young people to have healthy relationships.

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withasideofshakespeare:

an extremely close up image of a printed text reading "hamblet"ALT

Hamblet

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chuckdrawsthings:

i have a lot of feelings about pigeons ok

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moveslikekeithrichards:

we need positivity posts for people who suck at shuffling cards

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squid-wizard:

kazieka:

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

Actually got an ad for this post. Thanks tumblr.

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moviesludge:

I came into my room and there was a web directly across the inside of my doorway even though it had only been a couple of hours since I last walked in here. Of course I immediately thought of this old Far Side which is never too far from my mind

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gelu-vulpes:

oh boys with grabable hips. thats the post


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achilleansunrise:

Sometimes I just want to be woken up by gentle cuddles and soft kisses on my face.

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mlm-blues:

sometimes a guy just wants to lay in bed boob to boob with another guy. the guy is me

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mewo-cressei:

sovietnam:

.*breathing getting more and more intense*

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betweenparallels:

terminal-burrowing-deactivated2:

t4t4t:

Anyone have that image of like 8 ways of settler colonial justifications ? One of them is terra nullius, can’t find it.

This one?

Image provided is a list titled ‘Eight Stages of White Settler-Colonial Denial,’ which lists the following stages:

1. “They didn’t exist” (terra nullius)
Complete denial of Indigenous presence in a given area (country, province, etc). Includes denial of Indigeneity, e.g. “Indigenous Peoples are Settlers too”.

2. “If they did, the weren’t here” (terra nullius)
Denial that Indigenous People inhabit/travel/harvest/exist in a specific area. Often based on euro-centric definitions of evidence of occupation.

3. “If they were, they didn’t use the land” (doctrine of discovery)
Denial that Indigenous People have a connection with the Land. Often based on euro-centric worldviews of the land as something to be owned and extracted.

4. “If they did, they didn’t deserve it” (great chain of being)
Denial that Indigenous People have rights to their Lands. Often based on euro-centric value judgements of “primitive vs. civilized”, “nomadic vs. sedentary”.

5. “If they did, they lost it” (right of conquest)
Denial that Indigenous People retain their rights to their Lands. Often based on colonially imposed European systems of law / “might makes right” worldviews.

6. “If they didn’t, it doesn’t matter any more” (Westphalian sovereignty)
Denial that Indigenous Rights are still binding and take precedence. Often based on false claims of supremacy of colonial legal institutions and systems.

7. “If it does, we need to move on” (liberalism)
Denial that violations of Indigenous Rights require redress. Often based on on claims redress is “disruptive/unfair/reverse racism” & false calls for “equality”.

8. “If we can’t, we are you” (self-indigenization)
Denial of separateness of Indigenous Peoples and Rights. Often based on attempts to reduce Indigenous Rights to Human Rights, claim Indigeneity, etc.

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annoyingstripper:

thegirlwiththeloontattoo:

People say β€œphase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

holy shit this quote changed my life about four years ago. so crazy that this just resurfaced. i’m really happy.

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trapny:

memehumor:

How to control white people 101

This is like one step removed from ratatouille

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yugiohz:

yugiohz:

music to my earssssss

this is for the people who don’t believe that sharing videos and tweets is doing anything we NEED people to see that there are very real consequences for fake reporting we NEED them to know that they are neither welcome nor save among the people in solidarity with Palestine

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trapny:

slonkel:

bat-drogynous:

lost-in-pink:

jingles:

x

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

Im fucking crying

I watch this video repeatedly, earnestly hoping for the end to change somehow. It doesn’t.

The audio is so visceral and disgusting

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robin-munson:

they did a fucking amazing job with the οΏΌ animatronics. I cant wait to go watch the movie

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once-a-polecat:

catchymemes:

The mugs are tadpoles!?!?!?

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feefal:

It’s very easy to lie to people on the internet

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matenrou:

matenrou:

matenrou:

matenrou:

matenrou:

matenrou:

unloading the dishwasher liveblog !

plate

plate

cup

bowls

diferent. cup

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trapny:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

white phoenix/fenghuang

Holy fuck those are some prophecy birds for real

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a-healthy-dose-of-apathy:

unfortunately for the both of us, i really like you

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randomitemdrop:

judasclementine-deactivated2023:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen

@doctorstarlock ’s comment has passed peer review

By now I’m sure most of y’all have seen this video but I just now noticed this:

Item: wrist-mounted spice holster. The Spice Bracer of Dionysus Jones.

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crazyintheeast:

timidsketch:

If companies didn’t forcibly switch their free trial to a payment plan immediately after the free trial ends so that I have to be extremely cognizant in order to not be taken advantage of, I would actually do free trials and have a better chance of deciding to buy their subscription or whatever. But because I have to be on constant alert to make sure I cancel the free trial before they use my forcibly-given credit card information to charge me money without my consent, I never do the free trial that they believe will convince me to pay for their product.

Posts that remind you how pirating becomes the norm

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the-gnomish-bastard:

cow-stealin-gal:

the-gnomish-bastard:

cow-stealin-gal:

extra-ace-wizard-deactivated202:

the-gnomish-bastard:

Alright, Imma explain this in a way you shitters can understand. There are several types of immortality.

  1. Immortal until killed: These are the ones where old age means nothing. Elves, vampires, and deities fall under this category.
  2. Immortal until natural death: This is kinda the opposite of the first. They won’t die until they perish from age or some other natural cause.
  3. Immortal hive mind: This is just a collection of creatures with a hive mind, so while you can kill the body, you can’t kill the mind.
  4. Immortal under special conditions: These are like the immortals until killed, but you can only kill them in special ways. Think liches, Baldur, etc.
  5. Immortal only in name: Sometimes immortal is given as a title to those who are extremely hard to kill. A title for a warrior like β€œQentyl the Immortal” or some shit.
  6. Immortal reincarnation: This one is pretty self explanatory, if they die, they come back as someone else.
  7. Immortally returning: These are the ones who can be killed, but always come back. The best way to describe them is like the perpetuals in Warhammer 40,000. Vulkan and the like.
  8. True Immortals: These are the worst immortals. These are typically the ones we think of when we think immortal, but we often do not think of the full ramifications of being a true immortal. A true immortal never dies, be it from natural or unnatural causes. Age will not kill them, nor will anything else. These are the ones that will outlive the heat death of the universe (look it up, it’s kind a scary). This is a fate worse than death.
  9. Idiots: The idiots that confuse immortality and eternal youth. They are not one in the same.

True immortality is not as bad as it sounds, as long as you have access to multiversal travel.

Since I can auto-regenerate:

I’m basically an immortal who could only be killed in specific conditions.

Fire and lasers

Nah, that’s just being a troll. Like, that’s the weakness of a troll.

So I’m a cave troll then…

shit

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copywriteddad:

fmetmoved-deactivated20250211:

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

funnytwittertweets:

*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*

#NOOOOO URE SUPPOSED TO MIX THE CORNSTARCH INTO A SLURRY BEFORE ADDING IT TO UR SOUP ITLL CLUMP IN HOT WATERΒ 

NOOO THE PLOT CLUMPENS

Loving the non-writers who are reblogging this specifically for the cooking advice

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fibbunny:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

leolaroot:

*walking around between my mutuals desks* hi how are we doing over here? you guys need anything? *leans down and peeks at your posts* oh youre doing a great job with that picture! awesome job colouring :) is he a character from the cartoon you like? ohhh its called anime? well he looks so cool you did an awesome job.

I’m sorry, but you can’t hide this in the tags

#oh you’re done here? let me put it on the wall then so everyone can see it! *reblogs your post*

You’re all a delight to have