October 2023

gayvampyr:

gayvampyr:

gayvampyr:

maybe i’m just a commie but i think people shouldn’t be at risk of homelessness if they’re in between jobs

actually y’know what

this post really brought out the most batshit angry takes i’ve ever had the displeasure of reading. truly depressing lives you people lead. when the white hot turmoil inside you consumes you will you even feel it

thememedaddy:

pronouncingitwang:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

doing research on people’s preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i’m including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don’t think i can include this specific response


I regret to inform you all but my Google drive name at my job is Dirk Strider because that is also my real life legal name in my life

[ID: The original post has a tag reading, “if i have to download a pdf to view your im killing myself in my business’s front window.” The first rb has a Google Docs comment being written by the OP with screen name Dirk Strider. It reads, “ive redacted part of this person’s response but i will just say that this person feels extremely strongly about this topic.” The last rb has 4 tags on it reading, “the name of the google account though lol,” “I’m sorry your name on Google is dirk strider,” “why is your display name with your boss dirk strider?” “wait hang on a minute / this is NOTHING to op using ‘dirk strider’ as a work username,” and “[in caps] your google drive name is dirk strider / like at your JOB??? / damn bro” /end ID]

bobacupcake:

party-gilmore:

catgirltail:

radioactive-yuri:

radioactive-yuri:

so guys turns out that being raised by queer people alienates me from the queer experience. probably not a good thing

i genuinely have not experienced most of the “defining” moments yall talk about.

i never came out to my parents because my parents never assumed i was cishet.

i never did an “am i gay?” quiz because i knew the answer didn’t matter, really.

i never “found out” about trans people, my parent has identified as gender neutral my entire life.

i never cried or even felt any big emotions when i found out i was queer. it was just like huh. cool.

my point here is not that i’m sad about having grown up in a queer-friendly enviroment. my point is that the fact that i don’t relate to queer experiences as a queer person might imply that we still define queerness based on suffering.

i’m not saying that queer people who have suffered should stop talking about it. all i’m really saying is that if you want to define queerness based on joy instead of misery, you have to accept that queerness is not a big deal to everybody. you have to accept that not every queer person is going to relate to “queer experiences”.

At the end of the day, that ^, feels like what a lot of us have been fighting for. A world were it is no big deal. And I’m so happy someone has already gotten to experience that.

but also it is SO SO important that we make sure we are actively TRYING to reframe the queer experience as joy instead if misery because it absolutely sucks ASS that anyone who’s lived a welcoming, openly queer life feels alienated at all on the sole basis of… not… suffering…

normal-ghost:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED “Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat”]

[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED “Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]

my beloved mutual, were you aware that you’re the funniest person on the planet?

pokes you with a stick

nyancrimew:

toskarin:

ah… that was my last health point… goodby

tag: SAD! oh well theres other bloggersALT

sportsbianism:

thcbcatles:

Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it

video killed the radio star

goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

only-tiktoks:

greater-than-the-sword:

RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

supermodelcats:

depressedgoblinnightmareman:

draconym:

Had a dream I saw blog on tumblr with “irradiated blogs DNI” in the description and when I looked through their posts I discovered there were some blogs with “uranium code” in their css that would expose you to literal radiation if you looked at them.

roadarchie:

birdievibes-deactivated20231030:

what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me:

what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me:

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

@roadarchie

shit.

nest:

this is the best most pastoral and engaging pic ever i just want to be their friend

official-josh:

otterize:

this hurt my feelings

absolutely-zero-regrets:

dehydratedlydia:

mih-nuh:

queer-as-city-folk:

Amazon is being sued by the FTC and 17 states for being an illegal monopoly

hi hey please talk about this as much as you can constantly over time

so often i’ve seen big-ass Stupid Bullshit News about Stupid Bullshit become absolutely nothing after like 3 days. i’m so fucking tired of it because it means that nothing changes, since we’ve forgotten what we need to change.

now amazon is getting sued. awesome! this is the first time i’ve heard of it. the suit was filed presumably somewhere between a few hours and a day ago, so that’s understandable.

is this really, really going to be covered after, i dunno, three days? i honestly don’t reckon so. amazon has enough money and probably apathy to make this not as much of an important lawsuit as it should - and maybe could - be.

i would love to be reminded every day for weeks and then months that amazon is being sued for operating an illegal monopoly. i want to read every joke, hear every update, see every move that’s made until this shit is wrapped up. i don’t just want to operate on hope and, inversely, a lack of faith on this one.

i want my anger over the way things are run to be grounded in things happening right here and right now, instead of historical events that make you go “that sucks. can’t change the past! :)” and move on, because that changes nothing in the present or the future. please talk about amazon getting sued by the federal trade commission and 17 state attourneys-general for breaking antitrust laws by being an illegal monopoly.

time to schedule post this a few times this month!!

happy fuck amazon fwendnesday

ovur:

frikinnerd:

flunkett:

ovur:

ovur:

You don’t remember my old url….? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don’t… don’t touch me.

*trips while I’m running away and you get a panty shot*

Huh

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

Ok I’ll go fuck myself

haruwuchiyoo:

The little mutual label that appears after your URL in my notifs are friendship bracelets to me btw

magical-bear-dubin:

sensiblereblogifposts:

ashstfu:

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class

Im still a pleasure to have in class

Maybe i have more to go….

m-a-k-k-u:

Sorry I haven’t replied I forgot I’m a person

buzzingroyalty:

ashes2caches:

so it turns out that semen is actually one of the worst fluids to cool a PC with

riverpiracy:

it’s always wild to me how many people use social media exactly like the fake users they make up in tech demos do. just commenting on chipotle’s post about a new type of steak like “😍 can’t wait to try it!” and reacting to articles on mass death events with “😥”

secretlyatargaryen:

oriko-mikuni:

I feel like when I say ‘relatable’ what I really mean is ‘resonant.’ I don’t want characters who I feel are like me, I want characters who have emotions so strong I can feel them through the page.

I think this is important because a lot of us forget the power of stories to make us feel things about characters who are not like us, who have experienced things that we never will. The purpose of listening to someone else’s story should not necessarily be identification, but understanding.

demonstreetmeat-deactivated2024:

were–ralph:

savvytwinkle:

were–ralph:

Anyone with a vag knows what I’m talking about but I fucking love when you wake them up and they look so tired and out of it and they just look weird its so fucking funny

WereRalph, what was it supposed to be?????

CAT!! IT CHANGED TO VAG AND AGAIN JUST NOW

heritageposts:

with tumblr suppressing the palestine tag and pushing pro-zionist propaganda through their ads, the least people here can do is disable their checkmarks/badges and stop buying more

catchymemes:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

monsterfucker-research-wizard:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

monsterfucker-research-wizard:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

monsterfucker-research-wizard:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

monsterfucker-research-wizard:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

monsterfucker-research-wizard:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

monsterfucker-research-wizard:

gobodegoblin:

mega-gaymer-party:

@monsterfucker-research-wizard professional opinion?

Some Pokemon are certainly sentient and fuckable.

Klinklang

I mean… If you want?? I tend to keep my genitalia away from machinery, but you do you.

Cofagrigus

Smash

Re re re regigiga a a a a a s

Listen, I’ve done the pokesmash quiz.

H uh

Which quiz?!?

Look up “pokesmash”.

I got 83 smashes out of 898

What the fuck is wrong with you. That’s too few.

Nahhhh i think i picked the decent ones and some that would get the furry allegations going

gayrika:

dectech:

dankmemeuniversity:

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

eye-lantern:

socialistexan:

socialistexan:

Excuse me, autocorrect?

flying-mint-fangirl:

Blessing y’all with some Henry and Robert content

gayseyjones:

hey is it just me or should we be making a huge fucking deal over tumblr staff deleting a video that debunks IOF propaganda

a Tumblr screenshot of a post by i-am-aprl. the post reads "channel 4 news tears Israel's lies about the hospital bombing to shreds in less than 60 seconds". the attached video, containing what's described in the post, is unavailable due to tumblr removing it. a reblog addition from user komsomolka reads "Tumblr deleted the post too. here's YouTube link"ALT

(and while I’m at it here is the YouTube link to the video also. ive been trying to save/access it in the wayback machine to link that instead for archiving purposes but I’m having difficulties so I’ll try and add it later but if anyone else is able to add it sooner it’s appreciated)

starlightshadowsworld:

literally21:

Felt that it’s important to share videos like this too.

The world wants us to forget that they are people.

People who dance and play and smile just like you and I.

And it’s important to share things like this, to remind them the world that they are human.

narutosfrogwallet:

hatesuneenjoyer:

andaboop:

Day 22: Vampire

(and a small bonus)

theunvanquishedzims:

beemovieerotica:

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it’s like, “oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism” and that was very very brave of them

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he’s still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

centrally-unplanned:

chronicintrovert:

i can’t do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can’t fucking do this anymore!

Area Man Who Has “Had Enough” Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again

radiojamming:

radiojamming:

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

So I know this post is from 2018, and I’ve gone on and on about it haunting me (it does still, and I don’t even work there anymore), but I think all these years later and so close to her own birthday, she deserves to be seen for the gorgeous locomotive she is.

She’s beautiful, we adore her, and she’s going to be 149 this year! Happy birthday, lady!

adhdoofenshmirtz:

orangesideirrational:

adhdoofenshmirtz:

thecraftgremlin:

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

This spatula

Idk why

breadshot:

ayeforscotland:

“Landphobic” 💀💀💀

Landphobia is a serious condition that affects millions of pirates worldwide. Ye ignorant landlubbers need to stop being so disrespectful to sea-farin’ scoundrels and check yarrrr privelage 🙄

riftclaw:

destielmemenews:

two panel image of the destiel love confession scene. cas is saying "i love you." the image has been edited to show dean replying "The Federal Communications Commission is planning to restore net neutrality. The proposed rules would reclassify broadband as an essential utility like water or electricity."ALT

source 1

source 2

just so it shows up in the notes: this is an extremely good thing, which is why you will see the internet/cell companies revolt against it– it will prevent them from selling your data to spamcall companies and selectively throttling their competitor’s sites, among other things.

also remember that the internet has basically replaced phone service entirely now, with most phones now simply operating via VOIP. legislating the internet the same way as landlines were is really a no-brainer, it’s the same service in a slightly different form.

absolutely-zero-regrets:

dehydratedlydia:

mih-nuh:

queer-as-city-folk:

Amazon is being sued by the FTC and 17 states for being an illegal monopoly

hi hey please talk about this as much as you can constantly over time

so often i’ve seen big-ass Stupid Bullshit News about Stupid Bullshit become absolutely nothing after like 3 days. i’m so fucking tired of it because it means that nothing changes, since we’ve forgotten what we need to change.

now amazon is getting sued. awesome! this is the first time i’ve heard of it. the suit was filed presumably somewhere between a few hours and a day ago, so that’s understandable.

is this really, really going to be covered after, i dunno, three days? i honestly don’t reckon so. amazon has enough money and probably apathy to make this not as much of an important lawsuit as it should - and maybe could - be.

i would love to be reminded every day for weeks and then months that amazon is being sued for operating an illegal monopoly. i want to read every joke, hear every update, see every move that’s made until this shit is wrapped up. i don’t just want to operate on hope and, inversely, a lack of faith on this one.

i want my anger over the way things are run to be grounded in things happening right here and right now, instead of historical events that make you go “that sucks. can’t change the past! :)” and move on, because that changes nothing in the present or the future. please talk about amazon getting sued by the federal trade commission and 17 state attourneys-general for breaking antitrust laws by being an illegal monopoly.

time to schedule post this a few times this month!!

happy fuck amazon fwendnesday

nateconnolly:

[Image ID:

A picture that says “A student once asked anthropologist Margaret Mead, “What is the earliest sign of civilization? The student expected her to say a clay pot, a grinding stone, or maybe a weapon. 

Margaret Mead thought for a moment, then she said, “A healed femur.”

The second picture is a news headline. It is bolded and a much larger font. “27-year-old who couldn’t afford $1,200 insulin copay dies after trying cheaper version.”

The third picture is the same font and size as the Margaret Mead quote. It’s a continuation. It says, “A femur is the longest bone in the body, linking hip to knee. In societies without the benefits of modern medicine, it takes about six weeks of rest for a fractured femur to heal. A healed femur shows that someone cared for the injured person, did their hunting and gathering, stayed with them, and offered physical protection and human companionship until the injury could mend.” 

The fourth picture is another headline. It is in a large and bolded type. “Dying man who couldn’t afford to go to hospital after vomiting blood"

The fifth picture is a screenshot of the Margaret Mead story.

Mead explained that where the law of the jungle—the survival of the fittest—rules, no healed femurs are found. The first sign of civilization is compassion, seen in a healed femur. 

The next screenshot is of a slightly different font. The letters are pointier and the lines are a little curvier. It says, “Susan Finley returned to her job at a Walmart retail store in Grand Junction Colorado, after having to call in sick because she was recovering from pneumonia.

The day after she returned, the fifty three  year old received her ten year associate award — and was simultaneously laid off, according to her family. She had taken off one day beyond what is permitted by Walmart’s attendance policy.

After losing her job in May 2016, Finley also lost her health insurance coverage and struggled to find a new job. Three months later, Finley was found dead in her apartment after avoiding going to see a doctor for flu-like symptoms. 

A screenshot of a bold, bigger headline. It says ‘The house always wins’: Insurers’ record profits.

A final screenshot of smaller text with a slightly gray background. It says “We are at our best when we serve others. Be civilized.” /end ID.] 

impossiblepackage:

sodom-hussein:

stay-chillen:

thequeenofsastiel:

infinibastard:

pterygota:

krakensdottir:

lokeanrampant:

radwolf76:

disenchanted-mona-lisa:

dimpledgucci:

cookiescr:

cookiescr:

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

they’re just vibing yknow?

porcupines do this too :)

i have excellent news about the manul cat

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

I am porcupine.

Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh

Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:

look at this squirrel

by inaturalist user gregslak

@rhythpo

And let’s not forget the time an entire pride of ten lions decided to take a nap in a single tree

Yes these photos are real

@kaatrina

Planking

pro-sipper:

the post: everything has a right to exist in fiction, even if it’s fucked up

the comments: i was going to reblog this until i realized op likes fucked up stuff in fiction. this is a common dogwhistle phrase for people who like fucked up stuff in fiction. they have to talk in code to trick people into agreeing with them. stay safe out there!