October 2023

the-haiku-bot:

sashayed:

heroes-wear-green:

beste-glatisant:

audientvoid13:

A horrifying mushroom

Is this Stemonitis fusca?

decay is what prayer looks like in material form! have a nice day

decay is what prayer

looks like in material

form! have a nice day

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

inhumanliquid:

If this gets 100k notes I’ll do one self-care.

chartreuxcatz:

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

vaspider:

cognitohazardous:

cognitohazardous:

cognitohazardous:

cognitohazardous:

dude oh my god. like theres no question that theres a transphobe working for staff doing this shit and theyre just letting it happen

like theres just some fuming raging terf in the moderation team harassing any single post regarding trans women and the staff of the “queerest place on the internet” think shes too much of a pal to actually deal with

UPDATE staff sent me this message and removed the flag. hopefully they really are working on the unfair flagging of trans posts and itll get better in the future but idk.

(the buff col sanders image wasnt nsfw it was a fully clothed image of col sanders drawn to be really buff that i edited to say “every terf that interacts w this post will die in a car crash within 3 days” or something. i added it after the flag and removed it eventually)

another update if you see something thats sfw get flagged you should dm @/humans apparently theyre willing to work it out. unfortunately not the best way to fix terfs mass reporting posts about trans women but hopefully you can get some of the unfairly flagged posts resolved.

Dang that’s super cool of that person and I appreciate them very much.

zoominballs:

sophiamoment:

jhomikle:

jhomikle:

jhomikle:

agentleem:

agentleem:

aroace-wizard:

aroace-wizard:

f4y3w00d5:

slimylittlemaggot:

f4y3w00d5:

slimylittlemaggot:

p0is0n-is-th3-cur3:

f4y3w00d5:

alexs-random-bullshit:

slimylittlemaggot:

slimylittlemaggot:

If this gets 10,000 notes, then I’ll go to therapy.

Aileax stop

Aileax please

@f4y3w00d5 @combustion-wizard @character-selecton @monsterfucker-research-wizard @physically-omnipotent-god

FANDOMS CONVERGE ON THIS POST, THERAPY CAN HAPPEN!

WHOA
YEAH I’LL HELP

@nova-the-killjoy @mychemicalwhatever @the-gnomish-bastard @ashen-the-tiefling @thepotatoheadsaga AND EVERYONE ELSE TOO

@ireallyliketalldarksultrymen @frog-in-the-bog @feta-cheese-raviolis @moth-without-toes 😈😈😈😈😈

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DELETE THIS POST AT 9,000

YOU WILL NOT!!!!
IF YOU DO WE SHALL FIND YOU

NOOOOO YOU CAN’T DO THIS TOO ME I DON’T WANT TO GO TO THERAPY YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

never mind that the campus has free therapy services

I DON’T NEED THERAPY I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I DON’T NEED THERAPY

YOU MUST GO TO THERAPY
I ABSOLUTELY WILL MAKE YOU!!!

AND USE THE FUCKING FREE THERAPY

YOU CAN GET FREE THERAPY YOU SHOULD USE IT

@ashen-the-tiefling @the-door-wizards @agentldiddy @the-haiku-bot

We need to get this
Person to therapy as
Fast as possible

On it. TO ME MY X-MEN!!!! @ferno-does-random-shit @terrencetheshark14 @jhomikle @a-steamy-roll @mayhem-moth @cu-riogach @lukadjo @phlo0p @mayhaps-am-mallard @1dreana0 @gwblwbwlwbl @sun-almighty-wukong @theflowerchild1 @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @profeshinul-wizurd I summon nearly all of my mutuals (one already @ed me and another, and one has been seemingly lost in the war) to get OP some therapy.

Yes, @jhomikle , show OP ultimate mercy

Operation METS (Magical Endgame Therapy Spam) is GO!

I call upon A LEGION of the Magical, The Gimmick, and Those That are just plain Cool

HELP GET TO 10K!!! HELP SPREAD THE WORD!!!

TAGS:

Squad 1: @ignisuada @the-wizard-council-blog @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @the-breadwizard @the-undead-wizard-council @the-littlewizard @wheredidmybooksgo @scaredfurryfire @appledoawrite @drew-bard-for-hire @dova-p-i @helcross-fatherofvoid @vulgarmaw @amphibiouswizard @wizard-council @wizardpotions @wizardgender @wizardanarchosocialist @wizard-at-large @mynaemtony @king-aetherling-the-despised @deathheadlunarmoth @hiddendragontavern @malware-wizard @malicious-spellcaster-420 @willowplantcat @captain-exclam @wild-magic-happens @wild-west-wizardry @wildwizard @the-discerning-skull @leo-the-first @your-local-chaos-god @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @spooky-timeline-seeker @blue-tennis-ball @thatgayforkcrow @that-lich-queen @thatfunkylilwizard @thatlich @anothertennisballbitesthedust @another-tennis-ball @paranormalinvestigatortennisball @flaming-tennis-ball @coffee-wizard @circuslemon @circuswizard @totally-real-tennis-ball @evil-warlord @ball-with-a-god-complex

Squad 2: @song-de-lune @eater-of-the-sand @wizpolys @wizardmania @the-mystic-council @nebulaaaaaa @combustion-wizard @terrencetheshark14 @a-mushroom-wizard @decadentlyevilwizard @gnomishgimmy @lixorloveslicorice @succufaerie @potato-murderer @cracker-barrel @chaos-familiar @tennis-racquet-thing @lore-tennis-ball @dennysoffical @whataburger-unofficial @wendys-unofficial @starbucks-unofficially @culvers-unofficial @kfc-unofficial @official-wendells @mcdonalds-unofficial @unofficial-ihop @kurbgerbing @burger-queen-unofficial @burger-king-unofficial @black-lab @the-tennis-ball-hunter @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @blacktipreefsharkwizard @zoominballs @pink-tennis-ball @waffle-house-unofficial @centers-for-disease-control @center-for-catboy-control @tennisball-wizard @existensial-tennisball @wizvai @sexy-tennis-ball @crazy-tennis-ball @old-tennis-ball @elongated-tennis-ball @elongatedtennisball @a-third-tennis-ball @i-hate-tennis-ball @biblically-accurate-tennis-ball

Squad 3: @goblinofthelaboratory @i-say-nothing @i-say-ok @official-megumin @lunesorcerer @shadowwizard @council-for-demons @mossthewizard @wizardly-accountant @wizardly-shrubbery @i-want-tennis-ball @another-tennis-ball @a-tennisball @tennis-ball-launcher @saul-moleman @the-crab-wizard @the-god-of-magic @exra-ace-wizard @aileaxthevoidien @ace-goblin-of-dumb-facts @good-wizard @monsterfucker-research-wizard @wizard-bureau-of-investigation @evil-wild-lesbian-wizard @the-wizard-library @wizardothesea @wizard-of-trees @humm-bird @ashen-the-tiefling @autism–wizard @autistic-frog-wizard @sluttyvampiresorceress @shittest-wizard-ever @the-frog-wizard-leep @cooking-wizard-rival-of-all @cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords @wizard-detective-apprentice @wizardofgrace @papa-bastard @snailcheeserulz @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @amuletwizard @sluttyambiguouswizard @riverthemagicwolf @wizardpostsdotorg @wizardpigeon @wizard-of-top-surgery @siley-the-wizard @verylegalwizard @darkblade-the-unending-curse

I Want Tennis Ball here,

@duckdotcom @ditchuart @existensial-tennisball @elongated-tennis-ball @somewhere-south-of-neutral @odin-n-out @one-time-i-dreamt @old-tennis-ball @rei-is-hiding @raysunshine16 @akondo @an-obvious-tennis-ball @lesserknownwaifus @moringmark @moonlovingvampire @oh-god-nathan @zoominballs @zedleaked @zomdead @fanonical @fancyson @facts-i-just-made-up @pink-tennis-ball @phdinmypantz @writing-prompt-s @randomweirdohuman @influencer-tennis-ball @is-it-out-of-touch-thursday @i-am-a-fish @pocketss @xcziel @stardew-help-wanted @shitpeoplesayintf2 @joja-co-official @johnpronouns @jermafaggot @justavibevibing @northern-lights-enby @thatbendyfan @illumiost @whatsthatmagiccard @thespongebobsquarepantsmovie @theotherendcomics @tripppantz @bettinalevyisdetermined @verbednoundaily @neil-gaiman @badjokesbyjeff @bloggingboutburgers @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

@liberalsarecool @little-guys-tourney @amongussexgif @sonicapproves @shencomix @jade-gemstone @dailycephalopods @daily-megumi-sasahara @dailyshinai @daily-shin @dailykeiji @dailyteardrop @tothechaos @bludraws094 @blueengland @theauthor27 @the-book-ferret @the-list-of-ao3-weirdness @outofcontextdiscord @fixing-bad-posts @googledetective @rachelcommitscrimes @nonbinaryandnonexistent @edentobisa @pastelclownkitty @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @nico-the-overlord @vampicore @randompolls @randomweirdohuman @russian-blorbo-rumble @reading-comp-posting @your-fave-is-being-blended @i-give-chess-pieces-to-people @coloured-texter @color-picked-pride-flags @colortracker @females-fucked-over-tourney @danganronpafakes @danganronpa-textposts @danganronpa96

professionalchaoticdumbass:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

the-most-adorkable-smile:

adamtheredbeard:

polyphonetic:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

wvyldthingsandstuff:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

outburstsoftheordinary:

theotheristhedoctor:

dunkstein:

dunkstein:

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

That was a near-religious experience 

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist

@identifying-cars-in-posts?

1994-1996 Ford Aspire

(formerly)

I’m partial to the “Can a Snowplow Split a Car in Two” one. The answer was “No”, so they naturally ramped it up. Which led to this

A rocket powered, sharpened steel wedge slicing a car (with its engine!) in two, right down the middle

@identifying-cars-in-posts what’s this one?

1988-1989 Honda Civic

(formerly)

whatareyoureallyafraidof:

ironwoman359:

transmascpetewentz:

mlarayoukai:

my mutuals

reblog if you regularly speak to homosexuals online.

Reblog if you communicate through phone and computer

whydidisavethistomyphone:

godisafujoshi:

paxamericana:

otterlysmitten:

Hello! I am simple tumblr merchant. Can I interest you in some of my wares?

-1 horse plinko game board, complete with fire sound effects

-10 gallons vanilla extract, on clearance! There was a huge market for it a while back so I bought a ton. No one’s bought any since. :(

-1 GENUINE ball from the dashcon ball pit. Own a piece of history! How’d I get it? People really don’t know the value of things- some guy gave it to me for free! When I asked what they wanted for it, they just got this haunted look in their eye and said not to worry about it.

You seem like a good sort, so I’ll show you one of my secret backstock-a vintage Goncharov poster! Oh, you haven’t seen it? It’s an incredible movie, really changed my perspective on the human experience. You’ll love it! So much that you’ll wish you bought this poster when you had the chance! Only 70 credits!

Fuck you for your business!

kabewski:

laazytoasty:

23. Meme(s)

best one yet i think

Prompt by @icryink link to post -> HERE

3liza:

vyorei:

HAMAS TRIED TO RELEASE HOSTAGES AND ISRAEL REFUSED

murderous-snail:

punk-isnt-dead-its-a-vampire:

gork-le:

abcsofadhd:

So I found out a few months ago that wanting to ‘not exist’ or wishing you could ‘just sleep forever’ is also considered suicidal (specifically suicidal idealization). It shocked me cause I used to think that way when I was younger but had previously thought that being suicidal meant explicitly wanting to die.. but it actually involves wanting to not live too.

I think its an important thing to note cause it might allow someone to realize the severity of their condition earlier.

This was the funniest thing to me. Because I was talking to a counselor, and they were like “Are you suicidal?”

“No not really. But sometimes I don’t want to exist though”

“You do know that’s suicidal ideation?”

“…what?”

I wish I kind of knew before. Like honestly, we know so little about mental health.

Same goes for wanting to run away, I had this urge for the longest time, to just leave, I thought it was because I was looking for thrill or something but after a few dozen times of googling “why do I want to run away so badly?” And “is it normal to want to run away?” I found out that that’s also a symptom of depression and suicidal idealization, obviously not as strong but definetly also a part that’s not talked about a lot

Hey, this goes for the “I just wish time would stop for a while.” too.

A rare form, but those who desire the entire world enter a stasis-like state so they can have the time and escape they need is still a part of the desire to escape at any cost.


There are many forms of suicidal idealization, not all involve active, or even passive suicide.


If you spend a lot of time thinking of ways to escape, possible or impossible, consider speaking to a good therapist whom you connect with.

foxysoxes:

scemoterydrive:

fatgothgf:

fuzzysocklove72:

fatgothgf:

themasterofbees:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

sprachtraeume:

zeveisenberg:

lipstickandapplejuice:

wizardtwins:

when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i’d rather take a shitty one i can laugh at later 

here’s this

continuing:

Can I play, too?

I’m howling

this explains the tourists i saw taking a picture of a picture of edinburgh castle outside tesco instead of idk going to edinburgh castle 10 minutes away

This belongs here:

everyone please look at all the images in the replies of this post im dying i had no idea other people were as dumb as me

A rat eating from a trash can with the eiffel tower in the background

ok this one wins

is that Remy of fucking ratatouille

Statue of Liberty, ain’t she a beaut

ggxxacr:

nannotual-moved-deactivated2021:

dear lord…

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

100nebulas:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

Fred Flinstone was the first trans man

sometimes i just say things hoping they’ll take off and we’ll see a cultural meltdown on twitter but they never do but I keep trying

ill say it then. posts that have 10000 notes to me

not this time chief this one don’t even got legs

Ok now it’s funny

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

100nebulas:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

Fred Flinstone was the first trans man

sometimes i just say things hoping they’ll take off and we’ll see a cultural meltdown on twitter but they never do but I keep trying

ill say it then. posts that have 10000 notes to me

not this time chief this one don’t even got legs

Ok now it’s funny

helloiamaegg:

decentmonster:

gay-vampire-with-a-violin:

decentmonster:

decentmonster:

I had a dream last night that tumblr came up with a pride flag for closeted gays and it was just a light blue flag with a shrimp on it. People would also wear shrimp pins on their lapels for some Reason???

and the vegan gays started Discourse because shrimp deserved more respect

Wth that’s brilliant

like this?

closeted queers, you now have a discreet pride flag. wreak havoc.

EXACTLY LIKE THAT

Not a dream, but a prophecy

agentleem:

the-haiku-bot:

jelly-fish-wishes-deactivated20:

I’m ignoring the part of the internet who is going “Oh no” at this.


BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

Bowser really is

the type to love you if you

became a worm lol

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Look at the amount of flowers post-power up. Bowser is the type to love you EVEN MORE if you became a worm

joyce-stick:

nyancrimew:

bearsonpluto:

nyancrimew:

keiachi-chan:

nyancrimew:

castrateurfate:

nyancrimew:

why do i need to pay bills to survive i am going to kill every single government

maia you are already wanted by most of them

yea so what’s gonna change

Don’t kill the government, overthrow it. That way u can make the rules and we can have universal basic income

how do you think governments are overthrown

I would vote maia arson crimew for emperor

some of yall are so quick to forget im an anarchist and this is not at all what i am fighting for, i dont wanna rule, as a matter of fact i dont want a ruler at all

maia arson crimew says "i dont want a ruler at all" and there is a ruler next to maia that has been xd out with a funky red X. a large fonty message says near her "MAIA ARSON CRIMEW SAYS NO TO FEET AND INCHES"ALT

qsycomplainsalot:

gwydionmisha:

depsidase:

A real thing that happened is me as a teenager.

I had what turned out to be a dangerous walking pneumonia, for a week, but the manager at Burger King wouldn’t let me off.  My breathing was very loud and ragged.  I was coughing on and breathing on the food.

I wasn’t allowed to leave.  I was told if i called out, I was fired.

So Im shuffling around wheezing loudly swaying with my high fever as I work drive thru by myself, and a paramedic walked in to order dinner.

He goes ballistic, My friends.  He demands to see the Manager.  he chews him out at the top of his lungs so the whole restaurant can here.  Guys working the back came up to watch.  Customers staring and thinking hard about the infectious food they were eating.  Dude losing his shit about how infectious I was and all the people management had been endangering for days judging from my breathing and I needed to be home on antibiotics RIGHT NOW and the health Department was going to hear about this.

I went home.  i got the week off.  Didn’t even need a doctor’s note.

Getting friends management doesn’t know to do this WOULD WORK.

Same manager not letting me take my influenza home a year later  despite repeated vomiting?  Threw up in front of customers.  Customers demanded money back and started threatening the manager with lawsuits.

I got to go home and got time off until I stopped vomitting.

GO AHEAD and THROW UP in front of Customers.  THEY will Complain.

Don’t be shy.  

They are supposed to let you stay home when you are sick.  Stop protecting management. (Hiding how sick you are protects management).  They are abusing you.  Let them reap what they sow.

shock:

shock:

obsessed with how working with middle schoolers is how they’re all soooo cool and everything is sooooo lame but the second you introduce a stuffed animal as a new student who “doesn’t know anything about math and wants to learn but is too scared to do it alone” one of them says it’s a girl, calls her Baby T, this spreads as fact until everyone is using the same name, and even though Baby T lives in the math classroom they convinced me to take her with us to the park because she is a student

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

radiofreederry:

bees-with-swords:

“Do you ever dream of land?” The whale asks the tuna.

“No.” Says the tuna, “Do you?”

“I have never seen it.” Says the whale, “but deep in my body, I remember it.”

“Why do you care,” says the tuna, “if you will never see it.”

“There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains.” Says the whale.

“They will disappear.” Says the tuna, “one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains.”

“Maybe I don’t want to forget,” Says the whale, “The forests were once my home.”

“I have seen the forests.” Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

“Tell me what you have seen,” says the whale.

“The forests spawned me.” Says the salmon. “They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home.”

“Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?” Asks the whale. “They have bounty of their own.”

“You forget,” says the salmon, “That the oceans were once their home.”

Favorite shape?

ask-big-anon:

oasis-j:

ask-big-anon:

oasis-j:

ask-big-anon:

gonna have to say I’m pretty solidly a fan of ovals.

Even small ovals?

i don’t fucking know, dude. sure. i picked ovals on a whim anyways. why does it matter?

You said you were solidly a fan of ovals? Contradictory much?

I can pick something on a whim and still be confident in my choice.

gooseworx, give me some advice(GOD PLEASE)

How can I explain to people that ships don’t spoil the fandom?

I'm tired try explain(why did you open the questions..)

gooseworx:

you simply direct them to one of the four signs

psychoticallytrans:

feelthemonster:

I’m not a psychology researcher, but my guess would be that the nature of it being a time-limited puzzle game where you have to juggle multiple factors means that your short-term memory gets filled and the traumatic images are “dumped” in favor of remembering how many times to rotate the L piece. “As soon as possible” is probably because the sooner you do it, the less likely it is to become part of your long-term memory.

If that is true, then other time-limited activities where you have to remember and plan in a tight time frame may serve a similar purpose.

ferviduspizza:

This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

ryan-sometimes:

ryan-sometimes:

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

Hey uh brand new addition

christopher-bryant:

catgirltitties:

shimp-heaven:

This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

jhomikle:

jhomikle:

jhomikle:

agentleem:

agentleem:

aroace-wizard:

aroace-wizard:

f4y3w00d5:

slimylittlemaggot:

f4y3w00d5:

slimylittlemaggot:

p0is0n-is-th3-cur3:

f4y3w00d5:

alexs-random-bullshit:

slimylittlemaggot:

slimylittlemaggot:

If this gets 10,000 notes, then I’ll go to therapy.

Aileax stop

Aileax please

@f4y3w00d5 @combustion-wizard @character-selecton @monsterfucker-research-wizard @physically-omnipotent-god

FANDOMS CONVERGE ON THIS POST, THERAPY CAN HAPPEN!

WHOA
YEAH I’LL HELP

@nova-the-killjoy @mychemicalwhatever @the-gnomish-bastard @ashen-the-tiefling @thepotatoheadsaga AND EVERYONE ELSE TOO

@ireallyliketalldarksultrymen @frog-in-the-bog @feta-cheese-raviolis @moth-without-toes 😈😈😈😈😈

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DELETE THIS POST AT 9,000

YOU WILL NOT!!!!
IF YOU DO WE SHALL FIND YOU

NOOOOO YOU CAN’T DO THIS TOO ME I DON’T WANT TO GO TO THERAPY YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

never mind that the campus has free therapy services

I DON’T NEED THERAPY I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I DON’T NEED THERAPY

YOU MUST GO TO THERAPY
I ABSOLUTELY WILL MAKE YOU!!!

AND USE THE FUCKING FREE THERAPY

YOU CAN GET FREE THERAPY YOU SHOULD USE IT

@ashen-the-tiefling @the-door-wizards @agentldiddy @the-haiku-bot

We need to get this
Person to therapy as
Fast as possible

On it. TO ME MY X-MEN!!!! @ferno-does-random-shit @terrencetheshark14 @jhomikle @a-steamy-roll @mayhem-moth @cu-riogach @lukadjo @phlo0p @mayhaps-am-mallard @1dreana0 @gwblwbwlwbl @sun-almighty-wukong @theflowerchild1 @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @profeshinul-wizurd I summon nearly all of my mutuals (one already @ed me and another, and one has been seemingly lost in the war) to get OP some therapy.

Yes, @jhomikle , show OP ultimate mercy

Operation METS (Magical Endgame Therapy Spam) is GO!

I call upon A LEGION of the Magical, The Gimmick, and Those That are just plain Cool

HELP GET TO 10K!!! HELP SPREAD THE WORD!!!

TAGS:

Squad 1: @ignisuada @the-wizard-council-blog @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @the-breadwizard @the-undead-wizard-council @the-littlewizard @wheredidmybooksgo @scaredfurryfire @appledoawrite @drew-bard-for-hire @dova-p-i @helcross-fatherofvoid @vulgarmaw @amphibiouswizard @wizard-council @wizardpotions @wizardgender @wizardanarchosocialist @wizard-at-large @mynaemtony @king-aetherling-the-despised @deathheadlunarmoth @hiddendragontavern @malware-wizard @malicious-spellcaster-420 @willowplantcat @captain-exclam @wild-magic-happens @wild-west-wizardry @wildwizard @the-discerning-skull @leo-the-first @your-local-chaos-god @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @spooky-timeline-seeker @blue-tennis-ball @thatgayforkcrow @that-lich-queen @thatfunkylilwizard @thatlich @anothertennisballbitesthedust @another-tennis-ball @paranormalinvestigatortennisball @flaming-tennis-ball @coffee-wizard @circuslemon @circuswizard @totally-real-tennis-ball @evil-warlord @ball-with-a-god-complex

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warmbing my foot’s

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Following me is signing a contract saying I’m allowed to annoy you with whatever thing I’ve gotten into recently

Listen.

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thatpettyblackgirl:

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

Okay but like reblog to LITERALLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please puHLEAAASSEEEEEEE BE SAFE

They are called sundown towns and there are a LOT of them in the US.

https://sundown.tougaloo.edu/sundowntowns.php

This website has a clickable map where you can see suspected and confirmed sundown towns by state, as well as information about whether these attitudes are historical or current.

Reblog for the link

reblog for the link

REBLOG FOR THE LINK

Please stay safe

REBLOG IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT BLOG YOU ARE THIS IS GONNA SAVE SOMEONE

I am poc too and i am scared for my LIFE when i go to the south. please stay safe.

I am not poc but I know this could save someone’s life. Please reblog and spread the message.

My obligatory addition to this every time it crosses my dash, because I know the link is definitely missing ones in my own (northern) state and there are some in this thread not on the above link either - thread by LeVar Burton with a LOT of replies from people naming the sundown towns near them:

https://twitter.com/levarburton/status/1300918792143339520

Just in case someone is traveling, please be careful

AUTO REBLOG

On this weeks episode of why America is terrifying.

maythray:

wormstuff:

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maythray:

just found 3 bolts and a snail shell on da groun

like to play with my things

genuinely the worst set of tags ive ever recieved on a post. wow.

before you burn me at the stake:

YOU HAD SOURCES?!???????

buggbraiinz:

kill them with kindness? WRONG! medical malpractice 💉🩸💉🩸💉🩸🩻🫀🩸🫀🩸💉🫀🩸🩻🫀💉🫀💉🫀🩻🩸🩻🫀💉🫀🩸🫀💉🫀🩻💉💉💉💉🩻💉🩻🩸🫀💉🩸🩻💉🩻🩸🫀🩻💉💉💉💉🫀🩻💉🩻🩸🫀🩻💉🫀🩻🫀💉🫀💉🫀🩻🩻🩻🩸🫀💉💉🩻🫀🩸🫀🩻🩻🩻🩻🩸🩻🩻💉🫀🫀🫀

twilightofthesandwiches:

When talking about the distinction between Simon Petrikov and the Ice King,  it’s important to remember that originally, the Crown wasn’t trying to turn Simon into Ice King -

It was trying to turn him into this guy.

At the time, the Ice Crown - or rather the Wishing Crown - was programmed with Gunther’s wish to become Evergreen. So everything related to making the current wearer like Evergreen is a very direct result of the Crown’s Magic. The physical changes -

And the obsession with the name ‘Gunther’ -

And maybe some of the irritability and anger issues -

That is something the Crown is very directly forcing unto its current wielder. 

But everything else?

Ice King, personality-wise, was not much like Evergreen at all, or even like Gunther’s view of him. And Ice Finn of the Farmworld Universe was also pretty different from the both of them.

At the time, I remember people assumed Ice Finn’s behavior is more indicative of what the Crown is actually trying to do with its wielders. That Ice King is so different because of Simon’s subconscious resistance against the Crown - while Finn’s much younger and dumber brain is a lot susceptible to the Curse’s influence to become some sort of mad world-conquering emperor of ice and snow. 

But, with the context of the Crown’s actual backstory. That doesn’t seem very likely anymore. I think what’s actually happening there is that the Crown is just trying to make its wielder an Ice Wizard on par with Evergreen (who was the Actual Goddam Ice Elemental) and that means pumping the wielder’s brain so full of Magic, Madness and Sadness to a level that is bound to overwhelm anyone.

And Simon’s and Farmworld Finn’s very different behaviors after putting on the crown is indicative, more than anything, of how their psyche reacts to Madness and Sadness in general. You know, Finn has a very proactive and kinda aggressive personality - and you add Crown-induced-Madness-and-Sadness and a compulsion to use Ice Magic as much as possible and you get all of…. this 

Meanwhile, for Simon, the compulsions of the Crown originally filtered exclusively via the language of protection 

As his madness always manifested as romantic obsession 

And using goofy humor to try and deny the pain he’s going through 

Because that’s how Simon’s mind specifically reacts to being flooded with so much Madness and Sadness.

That’s why there’s so many parallels between Ice King and the sort of mistakes and screwed-up stuff Simon does right now! He’s even kidnapping people again!

Because the Madness and Sadness of Ice King might’ve been induced by the Crown, but now Simon has plenty of personal home-grown Madness and Sadness inside him - and it’s no surprise that Curse-Induced or not, his mind reacts to it in a sorta-similar way. (Although obviously not as intensely, again, there was a LOT of MMS in the Ice Crown).

Now as for Ice Thing, and the fact that he seems to be actually rather well-adjusted under effects of his version of the Wishing Crown. I mean… not by the time of the 1000+ Era, but that’s literally eons in the future and also maybe more Gibbon’s fault. Even if the Crown will eventually take some sort of toll on him, for now he seems to be doing pretty well considering his wish. I mean, there’s still some sort of Loss of Identity stuff going on

But everything we’ve seen of Ice Thing (in the present day, at least) shows him as a friendly and cheerful individual that gets along well with others. A far cry from how maladjusted every single wielder of the Ice Crown acted.

At the very least, if there’s any notable amount of Sadness in him, we really haven’t seen it yet.

There might be several factors here:

First things first, I should acknowledge the possibility that it’s just that Orgalorg’s eldritch brain is better at intaking all that MMS juice. That could play a part, but I think it’s probably more important, at least thematically, to look at the distinction between ‘I wish to be Evergreen’ and ‘I wish to be Ice King’. 

First in the sense that while Ice King was occasionally mean to Gunter at times - he was generally much kinder than Evergreen ever was for ‘his’ Gunther. So, like, pretty much the one Personality Flaw of Ice King that you can directly link to the Ice Crown’s attempt to mimic Evergreen is the occasional anger issues.

And how they relate to Gunther’s view of Evergreen, so grumpy and controlling and constantly saying ‘NO!’

(Both Finn and Simon’s demonstrable not-crown-induced trauma responses can make them pretty short-tempered as well. So I’m not going to say this is purely the effects of the Crown. It still probably plays some sort of factor at why the wielder of the Ice Crown is Like That).

And that is not a factor in how Gunter views Ice King. For him, Ice King was a doting and loving father figure - so if the Crown was ever trying to implement any sort of specific negative personality traits, this is absolutely no longer a factor. Because the original Ice Crown was a reflection of Evergreen’s abuse, and now Ice Thing is a reflection of Ice King’s fatherly love.

Which is, itself, probably an echo or remnant of Simon’s own strong parental instincts. 

Secondly, while the Crown was trying to make the Ice King just as powerful as Evergreen…. Ice King was obviously not as powerful as Evergreen. Because he was already a second-rate copy of the Ice Elemental’s power, and because Ice King was often just too doofy to use his powers correctly and probably because some remnant of Simon’s original sensible self is subconsciously holding his powers back.

Either way, being ‘like Ice King’ as Gunter sees him requires less Magic than being ‘like Evergreen’ as Gunther saw him - and therefore less Madness and Sadness. Leading to the wearer or, um, the eater being a lot more well-adjusted from the get-go.

And I think that the implication that Ice Thing has fused with the Crown, so there’s never going to be another poor sap who puts on the Crown and gets Ice King’d. But if there is one somehow… at least the process is going to be less mentally detrimental that time around?

Maybe one day Simon could look back and appreciate how much he (or Ice King, or both of them, or however you want to look at the situation) is responsible for basically neutralizing the Crown that ruined his life in the first place.

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szczyrkowa:

i am totally going to come across as a boomer in this post but as an engineer it’s common sense to not build systems with a single point of failure. and i’m starting to realize that our usage of the smart phone is exactly that. a single point of failure. the calling/texting is the implied function of the smartphone, which is fine. that’s what it’s built for. but nowadays we don’t think to keep a physical map or atlas or gps unit in our car because our phone has google maps. we don’t keep address books anymore because it’s all stored in our contacts. i serve customers who no longer carry a wallet/physical card because it’s all on their phone. this is literally a single point of failure. if you lose or break your phone when you are in a foreign place you are fucking screwed. maybe you’re still screwed even in your home town because so many people have become accustomed to using a smart phone to take them anywhere.

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bacardis-leghair:

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

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boggblog:

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Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced

*going to a butterfly farm* there better not be any fuckin butterflies in here

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Jason & Friends

ALWAYS REBLOG

Jason doing ASL is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

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as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

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“kill them with kindness” wrong. bat attack

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community tumblr users kinda just huddle together, they’re like penguins