I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing at the thought of Jesus as a toddler. Bible stories aside. Mary being like “I know this is the Son of God but I can’t handle him crying every time he senses someone sinning.” Finding Jesus playing in his own poop and swiping him up to get away from the Holy shit. Having to repeatedly take things out of his hands because he won’t stop whipping people with it. Getting in trouble because he won’t stop dunking things in water to “baptize” them. Yes I’m making up my own version of Jesus at this point but that’s what King James did too
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i, a queer mixed sicky icky, recently got fired again bcuz i asked for just shorter hours to ease into working long physically hard shifts and we have to be out of here by November, December at the latest i have nowhere to go no family nowhere and idk what to do im going to call 211 tomorrow ive been applying for jobs but my phone is gonna get cut soon im so behind on rent and my storage unit is angry at me idk what to do and i need prescriptions and im scared and tired and idk how to keep crawling and fighting
my goal rn is just 1250 to start catching up on bills and saving idk idk i need help plz help
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im embarrassed i spent money on food house stuff and some transportation costs but my phone got cut off this morning i have prescriptions for my asthma and allergies i need to call about to price and i cant 🥴 any help is super appreciated i am Struggling
phones back onnn! my storage is still super overdue tho 🥲
storage is paid tysm everyone i have a job interview this week and im also working on unemployment but i need to save up for the very imminent move ~somewhere~(TBA) any support is super like ✨✨🫀 goal is being reset cuz i still need to plan what i need where me and bathbomb are going a lot of stuff is in the air rn
I don’t believe in the inherent talent of nepo babies or whatever but I do think we’re going to see a hilarious side effect of people who are medium famous and have massive RPF followings & have to bar their children from the internet entirely as a result which is that they will be having the most logged off well adjusted children of all time and those kids are definitely going to get a competitive advantage over the leagues of ipad cocomelon reared children of rich unfamous adults in their immediate social circles. “why is this 12 year old so good at spatial reasoning” -> it’s because their dad is a heavy hitter in Ao3’s top 100 most used ship tags of all time and therefore the only thing they are allowed to interact with are wooden blocks that cannot connect to bluetooth
also medium famous is one thing imagine the really reallly famous ones. thinking about how the children of one direction are going to be reared in an X men style facility where the word “google” is considered a swear word and where they will be reading tolstoy by age 7
seeing people write “dog” messages in front of every animal/turtle in elden ring followed by finally finding a dog and seeing all the messages be “likely turtle?” “Unknown beast” is actually the funniest moment I’ve ever experienced in a game
*fruitfly loosely bumbling around my food* hey i thought i told you to get lost *rolls up my sleeve* *a second fruitfly appears* ,woah haha i was just joking .i was kidding guys here you can have it
Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon
It’s carbon it’s pretty and it didn’t involve slave labor what’s not to love??? Hi I’m having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I’m right
There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don’t have the time to unpack all that
not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself “man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce”
We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.
another very cool lab grown gem is Moissanite. It has a 9.25 on the mohs hardness scale where diamond is a 10. Moissanote also has a 2.69 refractive index in comparison to diamond’s 2.419 and here is the difference
and the best thing about moissanite? It is all lab grown and it costs only a fraction of what diamond costs. So fuck the diamond indsutry and buy lab grown gems which cost significantly less
Also it’s just cool to think of some mad scientist lookin person doing shit against the law of the universe and making pretty gems for you. Like cmon. This shouldnt be allowed probably. But humans really be like on gOD i want some shiny an just started MAKIN em
for years people wanted alchemy, well now we have alchemy and we’re making gemstones out of it and suddenly “it doesn’t count” anymore
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like “posts that a gnome would make” or like “are you a phone”
new strat: I bring these to family gatherings and slam my hand on the buzzer whenever someone misgenders me. no other comment or correction, just a loud blaring sound that interrupts whatever they were saying
so funny to randomly get hit with realizations like “i could just hold the vehemoth phosbat”. like,, yeah! i absolutely could! and i would like to hold it. perhaps even kiss it on its little head like this
I think it should take longer to make tv shows and movies. I think shooting days should be shorter. I think AD’s lives should be longer. I think we shouldn’t have to be in a goddamn rush all the time. I think we should have the time it takes to make good art. I think fans should wait even longer than they do and be happy that everyone who made the art is getting full nights of sleep.
Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable
Ok So I’m getting more notes than I thought quicker than I expected! So I’m gonna elaborate bc I want to.
I get it, when you’re someone who writes a lot and talks a lot, it’s hard to keep things readable, but it’s not as much about cutting out the fat(that can be a problem) so much as a formatting issue.
You are also actively NERFING yourself by not formatting it correctly, it can make impactful scenes feel so, so much better. Compare this,
To THIS.
Easier to read, and hits harder.
No more over-saturated paragraphs. Space things out.
@s1ld3n4f1l WAIT WAIT WAIT SO TRUE LITERALLY LITERALLY
(talking out loud in a pitch black room) man, it’d be so crazy if a ghost or perhaps some kind of ghoul showed up and really fucked up and horny things to me,,, that would be just,, awful……
(talking out loud in a pitch black room) man, it’d be so crazy if a ghost or perhaps some kind of ghoul showed up and really fucked up and horny things to me,,, that would be just,, awful……
“Having refused the poor what is necessary, they give the rich what is superfluous.”
It is not because of the few thousand francs which would have to be spent to put a roof over the third-class carriages or to upholster the third-class seats that some company or other has open carriages with wooden benches. What the company is trying to do is to prevent the passengers who can pay the second class fare from traveling third class; it hits the poor, not because it wants to hurt them, but to frighten the rich. And it is again for the same reason that the companies, having proved almost cruel to the third-class passengers and mean to the second-class ones, become lavish in dealing with first-class passengers. Having refused the poor what is necessary, they give the rich what is superfluous.
How increasing cruelty and decadence is baked into the economic system.
This is why airlines have kept the “temporary security measures” in place long after 9/11. The more money you give the airlines, the less hassle you have to deal with going through the security theater, so airlines profit off the misery.
if completing tasks feels so good and reminds me completing tasks is easy then why is starting them the emotional equivalent of sending my first born to war
Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.
Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.
Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.
Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.
There are so many people in the Pokémon irl community that I wanna tell I run pokemart so I can acquire them as a mutual but I physically can not bring myself to do so out of cowardice.
USPS was completely self-sustaining until 2006, when Congress inexplicably began requiring it to pre-fund retirement health benefits for all of its eligible employees and retirees, 75 years in advance. This unprecedented requirement cost USPS more than $5 billion per year for 16 years … which is almost exactly the amount they were in debt.
And still, USPS maintains First Class mail delivery to every household in the country within 5 days for less than a dollar. No private carrier comes close to their price point (which USPS actually doesn’t control), and many of them actually use USPS as their “last mile” carrier in rural areas where it’s too costly for them to operate.
“Cringe culture is dead” isn’t just about letting 15 year olds cosplay MHA (but is also an issue). It’s about letting 50 year olds dance at clubs even if they’re “bad at it”, it’s about letting 10 year old’s wear random bits of clothes to make an outfit that’s “weird”, it’s about letting adult men experiment with artsy makeup looks even when they’re “messy”, it’s about letting teens scream music even if they “sound bad”.
“Cringe culture is dead” means letting people learn new hobbies at any age, experiment with their identity at any time, expressing themselves in ways outside the norm just as much as it means let 20 year olds play roblox.
Cringe culture is just social norms being forced on people rebelling against societies value consensus, it’s keeping people in brackets that are easier to market to.
Let cringe culture be dead in every aspect of life outside online spaces.
idk i just keep thinking about how like. seven thousand people were murdered. if seven thousand people were murdered in america there would be massive outpourings of public grief but because the people murdered were far away and belonged to a country the us doesnt support theyre just statistics and numbers to like everyone around me and theyre just going about their days. i have literally never heard seen this level mass murder on a short condensed time scale like this in my lifetime and no one is reacting. i feel like im going insane
As a Taylor Swift expert, Gaylor hater, and recovering 1989er, you probably don't want to know that apparently in the notes of the re-recording Taylor Swift talks about how she wasn't dating any of her female friends, and the Gaylors are having meltdowns on twitter. Words like "gaslit" and "queerbaiting" are being used.
of COURSE I want to know about that, I need to go log back into my twitter account RIGHT NOW
also goddddd as a certified 1989 enjoyer I’m gonna have to listen to Taylor’s Version :/
oh damn the girlies are NOT taking this well
sorry I’m so sorry this is the funniest thing that has EVER happened
our homegrown tumblr gaylors are also going through it btw
Holy fuck.
People literally getting ANGRY AT HER for daring to mention she’s STRAIGHT. It’s personally offending her marginalized fans for her to not go along with their desperation for HER to be Queer.
… Me, I’m a P!nk fan, I have no idea what this is about. Delighted not to be Le Involved here.
You left the best part in the tags!
Wow what a coincidence @booksandfiltercoffee was just telling me about gaylor panic in the streets of social media.
That was brought upon by this post
I especially love that Tumblr screenshot saying “if what you’re implying is the truth, just SAY IT” because she has! She’s stated over and over again “I am not gay, I am straight, I am heterosexual” and they REFUSED to believe her and blamed it on compulsory heterosexuality, or her being too scared to come out. She LITERALLY did just say it!
People in the notes are saying they’re not sure if this is satire or not.
It very much is, and if you haven’t seen it before, it’s also referencing the famous ‘Gotcha’ comic by the same artist that riffs on obnoxious argumentative fallacies:
Kudos to the artist for making this asshat so fucking punchable that I actually want to yeet my phone to smash his face
The most infuriating thing about the mob votes to me is how Mojang makes it so that popular features are “locked” behind one of the prospective mobs.
Like many people support the armadillo being added because they want wolf armor.
But Mojang could just add wolf armor. In fact it makes no sense at all that you would need a whole new material to craft wolf armor, it’s totally pointless. There’s no reason at all wolf armor couldn’t be found in chests just like horse armor and be made from the basic materials already in the game.
In fact this would be better, because adding a new material for each new slightly different purpose is just bloat that makes the game harder to play due to the already hellish inventory situation.
But Mojang knows the best way to hype up the new update (apart from actually adding things people want lmao) is to get people to fight over what they want to be added.
please can we have an update that’s just adding all the shit that’s been “confirmed” and promised for like 5 years before doing any new stuff
It’s very much in line with their recent ethos. Every update has to be new and shiny and add something previously unseen. It can’t build on what’s already there. No modifications, only additions. In another universe the Sniffer’s abilities were just added onto the pig. Pigs remain pink rectangles because they’re already added and that means they have to find new, different, other things to add.
Cherry wood has its own set of sounds different from all other wood. Every leafy plant has the exact same sound except moss. Camels lay down and goats ram and sniffers sniff, but cows do nothing but moo.
every time someone tags #ableist language or something similar on a post that has the word stupid in it i have to balance the acknowledgement of meaning well against the frustration about performativity within online social justice movements being the only thing that matters on fear of doxxing and other horrific shit
look at me. look at me. if you think disabled people are going to be actively harmed and placed in emotional distress if they are forced to see someone call a netflix show “stupid”, there is definitely ableism happening, but it is coming from inside the you. treating us like we’re paper-thin porcelain weepy and sheltered, terrified of the very idea of bad words like “dumb” and “idiotic”, is the absolute paragon of disrespectful infantilizing of us, something that is actually ableist! the historic treatment of all disabled people, physically or mentally, has been one where full grown fucking adults get treated like they’re literally 5, incapable of the same level of maturity, comprehension, and existence as a “normal” adult! think about your fucking actions, my dude, and stop just blindly assuming you need to perform this bullshit when if you considered for even .2 seconds how this looks, you’d realize how bad that is!
“Don’t just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!” unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn’t involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that’d be great
May I recommend the sashiko family of techniques? I’m not sure if you’ve seen this particular method but it’s one that is likely thousands of years old and is especially good for areas like the inseam or the knees that generally get more wear than other regions:
Many of the visible mending hacks one sees are designed to be aesthetic and not structural, as OP points out, but this technique is different:
1) you’ll notice that the mended area is larger than the actual damage. All of the stitched area indicates where additional fabric is added for strength.
2) the pattern of visible stitching is PRACTICAL in this work. The reason pants wear down along the inseam is that the fabric is constantly being rubbed against the other leg. Here, the stitching is what’s rubbing against itself, and the embroidery will fail first, meaning the fabric underneath will last longer.
3) this technique is very, very simple once you draw your grid, and there are plenty of places online that sell water soluble graph paper that you can sew into as a guide and then wash out.
Please please please don’t give up on home sewing and mending because of content farms - I promise there’s a whole world of incredibly simple and reliable techniques that - while perhaps time consuming - are PROVEN to increase the longevity of your clothes AND give you further opportunities to express your creativity and style!!!
Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven’t lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn’t matter. It’s okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.
That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you’re struggling with, and it’ll come up with what you need + other related how-to’s:)
If you’re having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:
It’s also perfectly okay if these don’t help or aren’t appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.
Also if the reason you don’t know is developmental , intelectual or learning disabilities making you struggle even if you’ve been taught a bunch of times , you are so cool and awesome too :^) [smiley face ]
yeah im still thinking about the minotaur sorry but just . imagine youre born wrong. imagine your entire existence is a punishment from the gods. for something you had no control over. imagine your mother holds nothing but contempt for you. she wont even look at you, not really, & she keeps crying & you keep crying & reaching towards her with your little arms & someone drags you away from her. & they keep you hidden & alone & a stranger comes & builds an impenetrable prison around you so youre doomed to forever haunt these endless corridors & youve never known kindness or companionship or love. & when they call you a monster. well. you believe them
babe you reblogged orpheuslament minotaur post 23 times are you okay
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