One of my favorite yuri related things is actually this Japanese article I found once that was like. Directed at younger himejoshi. So I put it through google translate because I was curious and it had a bunch of tips like “if you have a friend who is also a yuri fan… maybe you can go see a movie about girls together! But REMEMBER. Be sure to let her know in advance if you want to be 😳 more than friends 😳” and I genuinely thought it was so funny and cute that it was like “WARNING: we know manga likes to string things along but you cannot do that in real life you need to make your intentions known” LMAO
This is why I get so tired about “whose a real women” and “are transgender people real” and the like because it’s so irrelevant. We have group or people that have an insane suicide rate and we have a solution that reduces that by an insane amount.
No matter how you slice it no theoretical reason nor gender rhetoric can change the gender affirming care is improving more lives than it’ll ever hurt
genuinely it will never stop baffling me how people will wear twilight shirts and talk about team Edward vs team Jacob and then the same people will be like “I’m not basing my personality off of a piece of media (harry potter) made by a transphobe 😌” like good that’s great! so you can excuse racism but you draw the line at transphobia? good to know
I just think it’s really funny how posts about how if you still own a Harry Potter coloring page you made at age 9 you’re a transphobe get 60k notes and are reposted to Instagram Facebook and tik tok but posts about how Stephanie Meyer used real native american people as props in her unbelievably bad stories die out after maybe a few hundred. anyway why don’t you guys go look at the Quileute tribes actual history and culture as presented on their website
!! ur absolutely right I had forgotten about that!
looks like they successfully completed the relocation of their school last year despite receiving none of that twilight money and are going to be moving on to the next phase so if you’ve ever given your money to Stephanie Meyer check out their website and consider helping them out
ahahaha holy shit i tried uploading Dog Estrogen (Estrogen That Turns You Into A Dog) and tumblr immediately flagged it for violating the terms of service in some way
ahahaha holy shit i tried uploading Dog Estrogen (Estrogen That Turns You Into A Dog) and tumblr immediately flagged it for violating the terms of service in some way
Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
no way i must have missed an update!
The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.
Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.
Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show
Y'all suspect af😂
*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*
Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash
Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police
Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.
Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.
all this info is good for writing
but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed
ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone
Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.
Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same
Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)
This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.
use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.
Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?
I love learning.
IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.
ON MY DASH
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S ON MY DASH. ALSO JEVER TRUST ANYONE WITH MORE THEN 3 pigs
Always reblog
“Never trust anyone with more than 3 pigs” is the best thing I’ve ever read
on another note, I just remembered Roald Dahl wrote Lamb to the Slaughter (I read it in sophomore year)
Dummies.
Bury one (1) oyster in the yard for two weeks. Put it on the plate with a bunch of others, serve to victim.
There’s plenty of health risks when it comes to eating raw seafood- No one will bat an eye.
World Heritage Post
Six years later, my dumb ass realizes I never said you also have to pull at least some of the teeth to prevent a match to dental records.
Diplomoceras is a personal favorite. Just because.
There was a period in my teens where I very nearly devoted my entire future to ammonites.
I mean, in retrospect it probably worked out better this way, but occasionally I see posts like this and have a whole “two roads diverged in a fossil bed” moment.
If you ever find yourself in a horror scenario, remember to blush really hard when the ghost/demon/monster appears. If you do that fast enough you might be able to shift the genre.
This applies doubly if the antagonist is more abstract. If a house starts growing teeth and flesh you’ve gotta be prepared to get a little freaky
who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.
One time I saw a guy walk out of a restaurant and throw his half finished soda on the ground and I picked it up and put it in the garbage to make him feel self conscious and with otherwise no visible reaction to me he got into his truck, pulled out of his parking lot, threw another half full soda out the window onto the same pavement and sped away and I realize he’s a giant sack of shit and yes littering is absolutely gross and childish but objectively that was the funniest I’ve ever been completely owned
Someone at Walmart parked on the firelane and left their basket in the firelane. I rolled it in front of their car before I walked inside.
I felt great joy seeing them have to get out and move it lol.
Put up your trash and please put the baskets in the thing meant for baskets.
Put up your trash and
please put the baskets in the
thing meant for baskets.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Had to include this tags cause i also catched people not getting the issues and this person explained it best
[Video Transcript: a video in which a white woman faces the camera and reads off a series of sentences, the words appearing over her head as she says them. The sentences are fast and flow together, making it difficult to tell which sentiment belongs to which. She says:
“This is my favorite thing to make for girl dinner. Girl math is when small purchases don’t count. I love doing my silly little lazy girl job; I’m going to explain what’s going on in Ukraine, but so the girls can understand. Imagine NATO is Hailey Bieber.
When he gets you in your feminine energy, you’re never gonna wanna go back, I just had a curb because I’m a girl driver. Girls, you can do the girl push-ups but the boys have to do real ones Wow, you throw like a fucking girl. I’m one of the few sane member left in this generation, I’m actually saving myself for my husband Nobody’s truly happy in a 50 50 relationship, don’t let him trick you.
This is my day in the life of a stay at home girlfriend. You’ll know you’ve found peace when you no longer have to protect yourself with masculine energy, he’s going to protect you with his masculine energy, he’s going to make you feel like a little girl. English is the girl subject, and science is for boys.
I thought he was straight, but then he wanted to order bottomless mimosas and there’s something a little fruity about boys who are too into theater. Now men are pretending to be women because they want Olympic metals. The only way to protect your children is to keep them at home.
This is my morning routine as a pastor’s wife. I start breakfast at sunrise. Maybe if there’s a good reason for the abortion like rape or incest, but otherwise…
Being a godly woman in the 21st century can be so challenging. He keeps talking about inflation, but I’m a girl. I don’t know economics. She would spend a nuclear war just because she’s on her period There’s something so wrong. With this generation—they need to keep those things out of kids shows, the media is trying to brainwash our children. Have you heard of 12 3 30? It’s the perfect lazy girl workout! the government wants to take away your rights as a parent.
This is what I’m having for girl dinner tonight! /End Transcript]
[Image IDs by @pumakittycat: Tags: #okay not to ruin the joke by explaining it #but people in the notes are legitimately confused #ok some of this is bad but XYZ is just goofy little jokes!!? #yeah that’s what’s happening here #she’s dramatizing how a steady algorhythmic feed of misogyny radicalizes people #it’s silly jokes it’s Not That Deep #and then it’s jolly good-natured lifestyle content #and then it’s deeply ugly reactionary conspiracy theories #but it’s all so light and quick and it just flows effortlessly over you #once you’re in the pipeline #and it all sounds equally friendly and approachable in tone #and maybe the first time you hear something it sounds a little wrong #or not quite what you believe #but the next thing is fine and the next few things are just jokes #until suddenly this is just where you live #this is what the world sounds like hour after hour #this is what the normalization of reactionary fascist ideas sounds like in action /end ID.]
I suppose being cis would be nice and all, but it doesn’t quite have the same “I will sieze Destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing” kind of verve
tumblr user mollyjames picking up hormones: “I will seize destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing”
the cashier at cvs:
Oh hey there’s art now!!
I was very tired when I read this, so I thought maybe Estradiol Valerate was Latin for “Seize destiny”.
I found an old rusty USB in the basement today should I see if anything’s on it
oh we’re off to a good start
These were the only two pictures on it, like 8 folders deep.
Anyone know… Gallifreyan?????
ALSO there were a bunch of ancient (okay from 2014) SCP games on it?? and a Gameboy Emulator and a copy of the game Lifehouse, based off the concept album The Who tried to write in the 70’s, but Pete Townsend got too lost in the sauce or whatever and had a mental breakdown and never finished it
Thank u for your translation also I don’t know how to feel about this but based on the name of the USB I can’t say I’m surprised
AITA for using my coping strategy even though it inconveniences my Roomates?
I (22 M) and my 4 roomates (21-24 F) all share an apartment with 1 kitchen, 5 rooms and 2 bathrooms. We tend to get along but we argue over the bathrooms more than we’d like
They tend to take a long time to get ready in the mornings, and I tend to take a long time at night because of my coping mechanism.
Basically once or twice a week, I take a few edibles, turn off all the lights, and shower while on the floor in complete darkness, rolling around in soap. I call this my Olm time after the blind cave salamander. I basically roll around in all the soap and just pretend I’m a little cave dwelling salamander while high as shit, and then rinse off and crawl out of the shower and head to my room.
It’s like meditation. I go to a completely different state mentally. This is the only thing that has significantly helped me with stress, while allowing me to incorporate all of my self care duties into my routine. Becoming one with the Olm is my only option.
My roomates don’t know about Olm time but they have realized I take a while in the shower some nights, and they have tried to argue by saying that everyone needs to get ready for bed too. I’ve told them that they take a really long time in the mornings, and I often have to brush my teeth in the kitchen sink because the bathrooms are basically locked from around 6:30-8:45 every day because of how long they take.
Basically they’re all pretty frustrated with me and I’m pretty frustrated with them. That self care time is pretty much what keeps me going through really hard days, and they don’t seem to get that, even when they tell me how important their getting ready time is for them in the mornings. I don’t know if I’m being an asshole or if I’m genuinely standing up for myself here. AITA?
Fucking tell them about Olm Time, lmao. If they are remotely decent people and have gone through some shit at some point in their lives, they will understand.
Mentioning not only because this could help (assuming you wanted to solve this particular problem) but, also, – especially as crap like this is becoming more common – mentioning that a VPN is a generally safer means of browsing the web.
I won’t rehash what a VPN does (I’m not sure how familiar you are though I’m happy to detail if you’re unfamiliar and would want to know) but just to mention what’s often the largest impediment for me.
Most VPNs require a fee (which can be more difficult for those without any source of income) so I want to mention RiseUp.
They’re a volunteer-run collective dedicated to technological freedom and privacy and provide services towards those aims (such as personal E-mail amounts with encryption or, well, a VPN).
In particular, their VPN is provided for free; it’s a volunteer org. so their resources won’t be quite the same as a corporate option (which is great reason to donate, if you can) and may be somewhat slower but it still is an option, if you need one (https://riseup.net/en/vpn); plus, – as a non-corporate entity – they will have less incentive to make decisions that benefit them monetarily but harm users.
The VPN will disguise your location so sites that’re forced to verify you, due to the state you’re in, won’t because – as far as the site can tell – you don’t reside in that state (even though you do, thanks to being on a VPN).
This could, obviously, be further helpful if your state decides to crackdown further in other areas or other reasons to keep yourself anonymous.
i honestly dont think I’ve willingly used a chatbot since….. cleverbot in 2012. i genuinely dont know why so many people care about this ai bullshit. sorry im with the boomers on this one. i need human creation, emotion, and thought to be interested, pal
Plus since ChatGPT is sanitized you could never get interactions like these
The Woman Behind The World’s Most Famous Tarot Deck Was Nearly Lost In History
For centuries, people of all walks of life have turned to tarot to divine what may lay ahead and reach a higher level of self-understanding.
The cards’ enigmatic symbols have become culturally ingrained in music, art and film, but the woman who inked and painted the illustrations of the most widely used set of cards today – the Rider-Waite deck from 1909,originally published by Rider & Co. – fell into obscurity, overshadowed by the man who commissioned her, Arthur Edward Waite.
Now, over 70 years after her death, the creator Pamela Colman Smith has been included in a new exhibition at the Whitney Museum of American Art in New York highlighting many underappreciated artists of early 20th-century American modernism in addition to famous names like Georgia O’Keeffe and Louise Nevelson.
IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS HAS BECOME DIVINE
I SAW AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A CAR THAT LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER CAR AND THEY COMPARED IT TO A UNUSUAL UGLY LITTLE VEHICLE AND ITS STRANGENESS WAS FAR MORE CAPTIVATING THAN THE SLEEK BORING CAR THE AD WAS ACTUALLY FOR
i know we’re all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don’t think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i’d share my favorite self-care hand out
brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad
OP this is EXCELLENT
Now THAT’S a self care resource! If you’ve gotten distracted by capitalism’s appropriation of “self-care” and watering the meaning down to nothing this is a super helpful guide to cut through the bullshit.
The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious
