Rightoids have been raging about LEGO’s latest theme (LEGO Dreamzzz) because it’s marketed as being gender-neutral, you know, like how LEGO was originally marketed? 🙄
This is the bare minimum of decent human behavior for ANY gender. If you are an adult and someone who is not an adult wants to have a relationship with you, it is your duty to, at bare minimum, turn them away.
and like… having crushes on adults is a Normal Adolescent Thing, but it doesn’t mean they’re ready for–or for that matter, want–an actual relationship with said adult. it’s a goddamn developmental phase for kids working out their sexuality, and treating it as a chance to get laid is fucking monstrous.
Same reason why when a younger kid tries to playfully fight with you, the appropriate response is not to sweep the leg, get them on the ground and then start kicking.
incorrect, absolutely do sweep the leg, not because they asked for a fight but because children falling over is funny
correct answer, incorrect reason: do sweep the leg, but then catch them and pantomime punching them a thousand times because play-fighting with kids is fun.
i was so good at this water sort mobile game and i’m stuck on level like 348 and i’m convinced this one is impossible. i was stuck on it for weeks like a year ago and then quit and came back to it recently with a new hunger and vengeance and it’s kicking my ass i swear
it’s just not possible.
i take back every bad thing i ever said about this website
me feeling guilty about my spanish being so bad when people talk to me around the city assuming i speak it fluently like I’m so sorry I’m a disgrace please forgive me and then I remember I’m actually asian
If we are only permitted to consent or not consent to certain aspects of life then consent as a whole is meaningless. It's not a phobia or an ism to say that I don't consent to seeing people's genitals all over my dash. Tumblr is not Onlyfans, go slop your nasty grundle at the camera on OF. Us normal people don't want to see that.
You can consent to unfollow or follow accounts that post mature content in the feed, but none of the PFPs in the live carousel are violating your consent by wearing bathing suits and visibly existing.
And I slop my cunt on clips4sale because OF is too uptight for fisting.
People need to wrap their heads around the idea that ‘consent’ only comes into play when someone is doing something to you. It doesn’t come into play when people are simply existing in a way that you don’t like, including being naked.
In your life, things will be visible to you that you don’t want to have visible to you – the answer is not to make those things not exist, but to turn off those things or turn away from them so that they are no longer visible to you. Even if someone was spreading their cheeks on Tumblr Live right there in the PFPs, the problem isn’t them spreading their cheeks but that Tumblr is forcing you to look at the PFPs once a week in order to turn shit off.
There are many places, incidentally, where public nudity is perfectly legal in real life. In most of Oregon, you can be naked as long as you aren’t advertising anything or performing a sex act or actively trying to arouse people. Portland has laws against exposing your genitals except as an act of protest. (See: Naked Bike Ride.) In Washington State, you must commit 'lewd or obscene behavior’ for nudity to be illegal – and no, being naked is not lewd or obscene behavior on its own, sorry bubbuleh. There are only 3 states in the US where Titties Out For Purposes Other Than Breastfeeding But The Titties Are Just Hanging Out is illegal all by itself. (Indiana, Tennessee, and Utah, in case you were wondering.)
People’s trauma doesn’t make other people’s actions morally wrong, either, because that’s usually the next argument. I was literally put into an Exvangelical flashback and onto the verge of a panic attack earlier today by a comedian badly singing a bit from 'I’m In The Lord’s Army.’ That doesn’t make doing that morally wrong, it just meant that I had to be a fucking grown-up and deal with the feelings that I had when that happened.
And can we talk about the idea that being naked or sexual is not 'normal’? Lord almighty.
my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today
here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:
what the hell is this
Always reblog the 5D chess with multiverse time travel horror
I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
He stops and looks both ways?!?
You wanna know what makes this better?
Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.
People swing wildly between seeing indigenous people as “evil savages” and “noble protectors of the forest” instead of just seeing us as people and it’s not only really goddamn dehumanizing, it also makes it harder to talk about our own community issues without supposedly progressive people thinking that that gives them permission to jump right into violent racism that they pulled directly from Manifest Destiny propaganda.
Like I see so many Native people who desperately wish they could talk more openly about enrollment issues and lack of marriage equality and other forms of bigotry that our tribes justify with blood quantum and claims of tradition but they can’t do that because it opens the door for people to just be obscenely, horrifically racist and think that they’re progressive for doing so.
“Oh, this Native person is talking about asshole Elders on their tribe’s council? Well obviously this means that all culture and religion are evil tools of oppression that are holding us back and people who still cling to cultural traditions are just dumb and ignorant bigots.
Except for my culture, obviously, since I see it as the default state of humanity.”
I am biting you. I am biting you and I am killing you.
things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know:
the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve her wife’s consciousness in a digital file so her wife can be immortal in the body of a robot.
Holy shit you neglected to mention that when her daughter got a terminal disease with no cure or treatment possible she literally went to the library got some medical textbooks and taught herself enough biochemistry to actually begin developing a drug that halted the disease good god why have we never heard of this absolute genius
YOU KNOW WHY
YOU K N O W W H Y
Real life tony stark is a gay trans woman
Her name is Martine Rothblatt. She also founded United Therapeutics, which is a company that works to find cures for “””small””” diseases that don’t necessarily affect a lot of people.
oh, yes–and she’s Jewish.
Here is a picture of Martine and her wife, Bina Aspen:
Realistic Stuttering: “Sorry, I uh… I didn’t mean- I didn’t mean to do that…”
When people stutter, they usually reword what they’re saying as they speak, and subconsciously insert “filler words” such as “uh, like, you know,” and etc.
*puts on speech therapist hat*
ACTUALLY! It depends on why they are stuttering.
A Nervous Stutter results in what is called Mazing, or rewording the sentence. That is the classic “I, um… well I… look it’s just that… so we…” that @hellishhues is talking about. When someone is mazing their words you’re seeing a form of Speech Apraxia where the brain is having trouble forming verbal speech. This can be brought on by brain damage, memory loss, anxiety, nerves, and several other things.
The root cause of a nervous stutter is a disconnect between the mouth and the brain.
With this you will also sometimes see the classic “S-s-s-sorry…” especially if the person has been training to speak clearly and is now at a point of fatigue or stress where they are not mentally capable of forming the words.
The other kind of stutter is a Physical Stutter, sometimes referred to as slurring, and another facet of Speech Apraxia. This stutter is caused when the muscles of the mouth, tongue, and throat are physically unable to form certain sounds. This is most often seen in the very young and victims of brain trauma.
Sounds are acquired at different ages, so a 2-year-old will probably not be able to clearly pronounce certain words (which is why toddler sound so off when they’re written with developed dialogue). These mis-pronunciations are sometimes referred to as lisping, but only if the sounds are run together. If the person starts and restarts the sound because they got it wrong, it can also sound like the classic sound stutter.
But it all depends on why the character is stuttering!
Do they have Speech Apraxia, Audio Processing Disorder, muscle dysfunction, or another medical reason to stutter? (1)
Are they stuttering because of anxiety, stress, or fatigue? (2)
Does the stutter stem from intoxication or blood loss? (3)
All of those will sound different!
1 - Will have mazing, repeated sound stutters, and be the classic stutter that annoys OP.
2 - This is where you’ll see the repetition stutter, mazing, rephrasing, and filler words.
3 - This is where you are more likely to see starts and stops and slurring of words.
My mum has apraxia and I just wanted to say that’s one of the most concise and clear ways I’ve seen it explained, thank you!
This is like the people always mocking “X let out the breath they didnt know they were holding” as an unrealistic cliche. Just because you dont realize its real doesnt mean its not real
I have a physical stutter and was in speech therapy for 10 years and @lianabrooks hits the nail on the head with her explanation. There are many different types of stuttering, with different causes. Thank you!
Buckkkkkkk oh my celestia this hurts!!!! does anypony have a bandaid?
When this PARTICULAR brony stubs their toe (which is every FIVE MINUTES!!!)
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH manure manure manure manure manure manure MANURE MANURE MANU}RE BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCK BUCK YOU BUCK HIM BUCK HER BUCK EVERYPONY CELESTIA LUNA CADANCE THORAX TWILIGHT MOTHERBUCKING SPARKLE SWEEEEEEEEEEET BABY FLURRY HEART *incessant hoof slamming on any nearby object* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
this hive of pain will be my sweet sweet end
sweet release from the torture of cyberbullies and trolls
sweet release
YOU PONY HATING FUCKS CAN UNFOLLOW AND BLOCK ME NOW. GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE. YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING CONFESSION OUT OF ME. NOW GO.
you know at least once a week i’ll think that i’ve seen the worst post on this entire website but then, just like that, i’ll be BLESSED with a post that tops every other post i’ve seen, ever
In a very important home life update: we got a high vis vest for one of our chickens
They apparently have a great unintended use of stopping hens from getting bullied, so we got one to try it out since the above hen gets excessively picked on by the others (we don’t really know why).
Shout put to the wonderful @gingervivilou who told me about it!!
If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say “yes”, the second will say “no.”
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? “Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?” For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: “I don’t have a card for that.”
“What the fuck,” they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: “I have laryngitis. I’ve lost speech. My throat hurts”. Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. “How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?”
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
me: *wants to become polyglot, historian, poet, artist, master four instruments, travel the world, have a social life and a romantic relationship*
also me: due to my personal reasons i will now completely detach myself from reality, sit in my bedroom and contemplate existence for four (4) hours straight.
Ah, I see you have chosen the noble path of the philosopher.
One of the cleverest and most practical use of Lego in movies would be in the Danish comedic crime series, the “Olsen Gang” movies. A group of hapless thieves led by Egon Olsen, the Olsen Gang never use weapons or violence, and often use everyday items in clever ways in their robberies, like lego or balloons.
In “Olsen-banden overgiver sig aldrig” (1979), the Olsen Gang create a Lego device that is able to go up stairs and even open a door from the other side, created by the production team entirely out of real Lego toy parts, with no movie trickery whatsoever. The entire sequence is worth watching in its entirety.
Perhaps because of this astonishing sequence, and also because the Olsen Gang movies come from Denmark, home of Lego (and share Lego’s whimsical and nonviolent ethos), the Lego community has a strange affection for the Olsen Gang films, often producing custom kits and figures of Egon Olsen, Benny, Kjeld, and Yvonne, along with his 1959 Chevrolet, and recreate entire scenes from the 14 movies in the series.
you’ve got my watching from afar now, this is interesting stuff to say the least
The dog chasing the frog on the log in the bog has just found something shiny in the ground!
oooh well they can have if they want unless it’s cool then it’s mine unless they actually do want it and give me puppy dog eyes that’s typically my found treasure policy
It looks like the dog chasing the frog on the log in the bog has found a cog!
that is not at all standard bog treasure i have no idea what that’s doing here or what it’s for
Huh. Suddenly, the dog with the cog chasing the frog on the log in the bog gets somewhat obscured. It seems there’s some fog!
fack shit- typical bog weather,, i’m trying to watch these events transpire from an unspecified distance away damnit
You can still somewhat see the dog with the cog chasing the frog on the log in the bog through the fog, luckily.
my special move where i close my eyelids but only a little bit and then stick my head out and lean forward a bit also
Amazing!!! With this new sight, you can see another animal enter… there is now a hog chasing the dog with a cog chasing the frog on the log in the bog, obscured by fog!!!
w-why is there a hog now too?? this is honestly one of the situations of all time, just some absolute stuff happening right now
You are having trouble seeing the hog chasing the dog with the cog chasing the frog on the log in the bog obscured by fog again! Perhaps you should get closer - maybe you should jog?
many thoughts are going through my mind at this,,
1. is this really worth exercising for? 2. what if the hog was just chasing the dog cause it wanted to know what was happening, and so by committing myself to chasing the hog i create another link in an ever growing chain of confusion 3. it’s like 11pm i’m tired i really don’t wanna jog rn
>:(
Fine then. As you wonder this while you jog to the hog chasing the dog with the cog chasing the frog on the log in the bog, obscured by fog, you see something. You see… Peg Nog!!!!! (It quickly enters your mouth and makes you drink it)