September 2023

comme-des-chatons:

Pierre

escaping-amish:

I love how he finds the words to describe the concepts that float around my head daily ❤️❤️❤️❤️ love him!

pitbolshevik:

i know yall like calling tumblr the gay communism website but i don’t really think it has earned that title considering how common it is to be accused of being a psyop for opinions as mild as “maybe war is bad” and “the US electoral system might not be infallible”

milk5:

milk5:

Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:

not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭

thelonelynindroid:

When violent characters are gentle and tender & when gentle characters are violent and unhinged

mysharona1987:

emuanon34:

Donald Trump MughshotALT
Kenneth Carson Mugshot by Twitter user RealYoutubeKidsALT

i-ate-your-kneecaps:

has this been done before

darkshrimpemotions:

When Barbie looks at her creator and asks to become human, and Ruth tells her “you don’t need my permission” and tells her to just feel it. The idea that you look at your god and say “can I change please” and they say back “you don’t need to ask me to change, all you have to do is feel what you are.” My trans little heart sang.

fieldbears:

fullmetalquest:

robotsandfrippary:

99laundry:

gogomrbrown:

I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztec cities they were stunned by the grid. The Aztecs had city planning and that there was no rational lay out to European cities at the time. No organization.

When the Spanish first arrived in Tenochtitlan (now downtown mexico city) they thought they were dreaming. They had arrived from incredibly unsanitary medieval Europe to a city five times the size of that century’s london with a working sewage system, artificial “floating gardens” (chinampas), a grid system, and aqueducts providing fresh water. Which wasn’t even for drinking! Water from the aqueducts was used for washing and bathing- they preferred using nearby mountain springs for drinking. Hygiene was a huge part if their culture, most people bathed twice a day while the king bathed at least four times a day. Located on an island in the middle of a lake, they used advanced causeways to allow access to the mainland that could be cut off to let canoes through or to defend the city. The Spanish saw their buildings and towers and thought they were rising out of the water. The city was one of the most advanced societies at the time.

Anyone who thinks that Native Americans were the savages instead of the filthy, disease ridden colonizers who appeared on their land is a damn fool.

They’ve also recently discovered a lost Native American city in Kansas called Etzanoa It rivals the size of Cahokia, which was very large as well.

Makes me happy to see people learn about the culture of my country :D

Also, please remember that the idea of a nomadic or semi-nomadic culture being “less intelligent”, “less civilized” (and please unpack that word) was invented by people who wanted to make a graph where they were on the top.

Societies that functioned without 1) staying exclusively in one location or 2) having to make complicated, difficult-to-construct tools to go about their daily lives… were not somehow less valid than others.

onceapirateprincess:

andrew-yakson:

inunah:

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I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life

Do You Know What Children Are

They don’t have jobs, nor do they pay for rent, utilities, or food. That’s the textbook definition of a freeloader.

i would gladly bury you alive

Reblog to send people who call children freeloaders all the way to hell

solarianloverboi:

guerrillatech:

muffinlevelchicanery:

“The paradox of conservatism is they want being normal to be punk. They want to rebel against authority while being the ones in power. They want to be rugged individuals and they think everyone should be the same as them. They want to overcome adversity while staying in the majority.” -@innuendostudios on twitter

mellifexfarm:

scrumbling her

assumptionprime:

“what have you been doing over quarantine?”

well, uh…

sigynsilica:

I don’t hate Christians. I just don’t agree with their lifestyle or choices.

I have a little niece to look out for, you know. If she sees Christians yelling at people for existing, how am I supposed to explain that to her? Do I just tell her some people legitimately believe people who disagree with them deserve torture? What kind of a world is that to grow up in?

sigynsilica:

I don’t hate Christians. I just don’t agree with their lifestyle or choices.

I have a little niece to look out for, you know. If she sees Christians yelling at people for existing, how am I supposed to explain that to her? Do I just tell her some people legitimately believe people who disagree with them deserve torture? What kind of a world is that to grow up in?

atomicdinosaur6969:

she-is-ovarit:

Eat shit sexist fuck.

miawashere:

the rise of homophobia

in a world where people simply want to be who they are without being apologetic, there will always be people who bring others down. it sometimes feels like the world is more accepting of peoples sexuality, but that’s sadly not the case. in just 2022, over 60 countries around the world made lgbtq+ relationships/ marriages illegal and according to NBC, almost 670 homophobic bills have been passed since 2018. even on social media, random strangers will be harassed and bullied in comment sections by cyberbullies simply for being openly apart of the lgbtq* community. it happens so often that it’s become essentially normalized, when people say it’s a joke but it’s clearly just being a bully. during pride month people literally tore down target lgbtq+ section in my city because they believed it was wrong to be gay, that it was a bad thing. STOP LGBTQ+ HATE!! THEY ARE PEOPLE WITH FEELINGS AND IT DOESNT MAKE THEM ANY LESS OF A PERSON.

boreal-sea:

girljeremystrong:

why is this so funny

“All squares are quadrilaterals” does not mean “All quadrilaterals are squares” is equally true, because newsflash! That’s not how shit works, even in fucking math! But clearly, someone wasn’t paying attention in math class.

mywitchcultblr:

wheresanegg:

siobhanblank:

darkskinnedprivilege:

agoodcartoon:

great

Wait this was supposed to be a bad thing???

never understand why conservatives are on Tumblr, why? Go back to Facebook

genderkoolaid:

btw an important figure in feminist history being a trans man does not erase their importance or significance because trans men are also oppressed by the patriarchy. trans men’s defiance against misogyny is not somehow less radical because they aren’t a woman. feminism has gotta stop clinging to woman-identity as the most important thing wrt anti-patriarchal action

sevens-evan:

idk man i think that if you can read dozens and dozens of trans men talking about how their support systems abandoned them when they started getting too masculine on T or had top surgery or whatever, and queer spaces started treating them like threats or potential predators, and you find these stories going back to the 90s or even earlier, and you read all of that and come away thinking that there’s nothing wrong with how progressive communities treat men, you are just fundamentally beyond help dude. you don’t see us as people

cetitanhasmoved:

It’s so crazy how “Don’t feed the trolls” was like the Motto of the internet & in forum culture of the 00s and early 10s and now you log onto a certain website and it’s just an endless sea of people pouring gruel into the troll trough day in day out and no one seems to realize or care that their internet experience being a constant deluge of misery and bad faith discussion might in fact be their own fault

its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

hedge-rambles:

stitchthesewords:

💀 my brother in christopher

Congrats to anon for being this astoundingly wrong.

ivygorgon:

Pride isn't about turning straight kids into queer kids;
Pride is about not turning queer kids into dead kids.ALT

The True Meaning of Pride

juvenilefrogg-deactivated202502:

“Not everything is gay” babe youre saying this on the wrong platform. Everything is kinda gay on Tumblr.

princessesfanarts:

Different Love Stories by Yingzong X

victorlincolnpine:

secretkeeper007:

whats-a-bear:

stole this from twitter

Audio Transcript:

Bugs Bunny: I’m tellin’ you, doc, they/them pussy is different

Daffy Duck: Aw, pussy is pussy. Just watch me.

*fireworks*

Daffy Duck: God damn

that’s IMPRESSIVELY well done voice acting

antelopian:

dorohedorah:

number-one-toku-robot-lover:

coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

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bedupolker:

Typical Firetruck fans vs Average Evanescence Enjoyer

edit: oh… I could have made a sleeping with sirens joke

becausebirds:

These birds have mastered the art of cohabitation.

lynati:

theconcealedweapon:

But they don’t want to fight sex trafficking. They want an excuse to go after every marginalized group they can demonize by suggesting or outright accusing said groups of being sexual deviants who all love the idea of sex trafficking. Point out that such claims is ludicrous? That just gets you accused of defending sex trafficking. And nobody wants to look like they’re defending sex trafficking, right?

(Sometimes they say “pedophilia” instead of “sex trafficking”, which is even more transparently not what they actually care about, given how many people in the same political party are fighting to make sure that they can continue to marry 14-year-old girls in the states that still allow that.)

transmortifried:

y'all are really gonna say 40 year olds can’t date 25 year olds while milf stocks are at an all time high, huh? while mommy kink is blowing up hugely? you make me sick.

lemondemonhater:

heritageposts:

once-lier:

god bless

date of origin: 3rd of august, 2012.

this post is going to make me throw up hes a board hes flat theres nothing there why would you make an edit of this concave ass im sick of tumblr i hate all of you

rain-droplet:

charlesoberonn:

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

using my mind powers to reverse the flow of this creature

lifblogs:

Alley has decided Caturday is for naps.

spookyskeletonblog:

huffylemon:

Happy Halloween

whirlwindwonderland:

science-bastard:

pfffft, you call yourself a supervillain but you’re STILL using chrome? dumbass! everyone knows REAL evildoers switch to firefox!!

I already reblogged this post but this tag made me laugh for 10 minutes

two-entire-bits:

sodium-bitch:

nick-nonya:

ti0mumu:

harperhug:

abraxasrinbalt:

grimeclown:

velvetys:

How is bnha anime of the decade…… they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969………

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

ohmg

someonesfavoriteworstnightmare:

lord-of-wolves:

ragabond:

this is a poem

i couldn’t not draw this

the rat poem is too powerful that’s why they don’t talk about it

maddisandy:

everyone right now

meldrat:

0nigum0:

squirtle-daddy:

that-twink-over-there:

rosalindfranklinsnotes:

russiacore:

mood

Reblog if you’re a little internet friend who finds this funny



i think you're amazing btw

thedatafucker:

data fucker thanks you

pigmenting:

something i wish i had realized earlier: you can write poems on the same subject more than once. you can write, paint, draw the same thing over and over if you want to. you can spend your whole life making art about oranges. i think i always felt this pressure to get it right the first time like i couldn’t go back and use that inspiration again. but you can. you can go back and revisit it. you can pick up the conversation again and again if you have more to say.

quillusquillus:

just experienced a friend saying I had his “bode of confidence” and then quietly losing his mind when we finally figured out that he’d thought that was how the expression “vote of confidence” went for his entire 30+ years of life

this is extra funny because he’s a very well-spoken individual otherwise but also I, a chronic tumblr user, was immediately like BODE???

catchymemes:

elnorhughs:

mexigay:

leaf-jelly:

leatherjacketsupervillain:

disgustinganimals:

tideartist:

Needed this to cheer up–

please watch with sound on

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

that’s what

WHOMST

Good news guys