There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.
1. Power move.
2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the person needs to help? Where’s my isekai where the MC slowly finds out they got in with like the deranged zealots and are part of the evil faction, and not the plucky rebels?
I think about this comic once per week. It’s funnier then anything I can conceive of. Mastery.
whispering “fentanyl” under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout
Can someone actually explain what these cop fentanyl posts are all about I’m out of the loop
There was a cop in Florida a few months back who claimed to have temporarily overdosed from touching a bag of fentanyl while wearing rubber gloves.
Is the joke here that that’s not how drugs work?
yeah, cases like these where the cops seem to think that being within a 1 mile radius of 1g of fentanyl = instant death caused ppl to joke about cops ODing from hearing the word “fentanyl” lmao.
One guy during a protest just stared at a cop and said it at him over and over and the cop eventually left lol. I don’t have the video for it but I know it’s somewhere online.
hope u dont mind me keeping ur tags because ur right:
I’ll reblog this every time I see it.
this is why i steer clear of hard drugs. i’ve seen a fair share of stories similar to this. it’s good and great and awesome until it’s not and then there’s little hope for escape if you either don’t have help or can’t break out of the cycle for a second to realize you need to get that help.
anti-drug campaigns should absolutely be run by recovering addicts. shit, that’s what the anti-smoking campaigns do.
i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it
the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it
Paracelsus walking into the university of Wurtenberg to tell the other doctors stop treating gunshot wounds with poultices made of feathers and cow manure.
Paracelus after treating period cramps with tampons soaked in alchemically synthesized laudanum.
I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.
the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend
I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman
the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter
I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names!
AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky.
Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.
IIRC, with the waxing and warning the moon many times has been a symbol of change so why would the moon EVER been a symbol of cisness??
SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON
[id: a banner with a huge image of the :-) (smiley face with nose) emoticon captioned “smiley / first emoted here / 19 september 1982 / computer science department / www.cs.cmu.edu/smiley / carnegie mellon.” end id]
happy birthday :-) face
it’s that time of the year again everyone say happy 40th birthday :-)
This is apparently what was contained in the original message that invented the :-) and I’m obsessed with Fahlman’s diction here
Y’all ever just doing something on your phone in bed and you put it down and it disappears and you realize you’ve been half asleep the whole time and you were just hallucinating your phone?
“ai is making it so everyone can make art” Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity
this goes hand in hand w the “so if this (unconventional/modern art) is art then i guess i’m an artist bc i did stuff like this in 3rd grade lol!!!” yes. Yes you are. Go Forth.
Dark magic is the only magic discipline that your school doesn’t teach and forbids the practice of. Unfortunately it is also the only discipline that you are any good at and so, year after year, you try your hardest to convince the school that dark magic can be used for more than just evil.
… and that is why i think instead of being banned under terrorism, dark magic should be banned under sexual misconduct.
Y’all ever just doing something on your phone in bed and you put it down and it disappears and you realize you’ve been half asleep the whole time and you were just hallucinating your phone?
Y’all ever just doing something on your phone in bed and you put it down and it disappears and you realize you’ve been half asleep the whole time and you were just hallucinating your phone?
Everyone deserves the opportunity to dress their best. That’s why I’m so glad to be able to share Tommy Hilfiger’s innovative #TommyAdaptive collection with you. #TommyPartner
I know this is very important for people with disabilities and such but all I’m thinking is “Oh this is where super heroes get their shirts from.”
my mom’s arthritis makes buttons so hard for her omg
Oh man that would be so nice for me, too, honestly. Buttons against my skin make me crazy with my autism. But fake buttons I might be able to do!
This is why we need diversity in design, these answer SO MANY problems that some people face every single day.
And now that we have them, who else would just enjoy these things? Who would use them to solve a problem they have with some activities? Or in some outfits?
i hate when people say “unalive” is gen z slang don’t group me in with those ppl on tiktok. i don’t know anybody irl that says unalive. your experiences are not universal
you are allowed to say kill. lets say kill together
oooooo what a cool post my mutual just reblogged ! I think I will reblog it as well !!! oooooh who did they reblog it from ? That username seems familiar,,, hohoho it’s me ! from an hour ago !
The closest they gnome culture has ever come to religious conflict, was a single summer in 1385, in which the high priests could not determine who had made the better berry wine for the festival of flowers.
For a full twenty minutes, the undecided holygnomes retreated into the divine sanctum within the hollow spirit tree, wherein they meditated and shared in good-natured debate.
Ultimately, it was decided that the lavender and citrus sangria best represented the spirit of the summer, and the year was blessed with a bountiful weed harvest.
