mynt-derg:

thanook:

allbankbasalisk:

rosadiaz-givesme-bipanic:

mr-freezo-42069:

imokube:

derranger:

likkrrr:

cuteautumn:

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

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TOMMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

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ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER

T̴̤͝O̵̢͕̚͠M̴̤̎̕O̴͕͋́R̶̤̽͠R̴͖̪̽Ó̶̌ͅẄ̸͕͜ ̶̬͓͘I̴̳̋S̷̺̺͗̄ ̶͉̕H̶̯̯̾͌A̴̰̫̾́L̴͈͔̈̀Ḻ̶̃͆Ộ̷͖̊Ẇ̶̳̪̕Ȩ̷̟͋̓E̵̢̠͐Ṅ̸͉̓

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fruity-phrog:

gay-jesus-probably:

libertarianblue:

r4cs0:

smstransformers:

coexiststickeronaglock:

andrew-yakson:

adaughterofhorror:

Great work everybody, hit the showers

coldgoldlazarus:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It’s me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here’s the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

washimbembe:

sonypraystation:

eternal-fractal:

gaaytrox:

Vaporeon could probably do this in canon. Like several dex entries state they’re almost 100% water.

when you tell his spoiled ass no

Blobboreon

starridge:

depsidase:

the username and icon got me

boycritter:

is a hot dog a sandwich is a hot dog a taco why cant a hot dog just be a hot dog. why do we feel the need to categorize food based on other foods. cant they be their own thing. hot dogs dont need to conform to the arbitrary classifications of what a SANDWICH is. i feel so so strongly about this. cant we stop trying to sort a thing into either box a or box b when those boxes have no actual relevance to the classification of a hot dog.

fishtrouts:

Ominous..

sburbling:

paulfrankjuliusthemonkey:

anyway. onto better things

onto better things thursday

ahhvernin:

kitten-kin:

menoftiktok:

LMAO the last one! The strongman’s immediately like “No. No, absolutely not. Nope.” and the bodybuilder looks around like “Are you kidding me? I’ll die. You know that, right? I’ll die?”

The Rogue, the Paladin, the Barbarian have a day to themselves and enjoy some friendly competition.

This is such a fun video to watch. Not only do you see 3 versions of masculine fitness and strength but with each movement you can almost see where their weight is distributed and where they place their control. Which makes it fun to think about body builds and fantasy characters.

solidssnakeass:

redpandarascal:

elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241:

fuckyeah2000s:

That shit reading like a metal gear solid dialogue

finlizziah:

Do you accept?

dragonesseclectic:

astraltrickster:

astraltrickster:

Periodic reminder that you are not immune to reactionary radicalization through fandom.

We all know the “jokes” about how old bronies either came out as queer or became fascists - except they’re not really jokes, and a lot of the queer ones admit to having been in the pipeline before they came out (some in a way that implies they never totally got out of said pipeline and don’t understand the gravity of it),

GamerGate was an entire right-wing reactionary movement that was - and this is not hyperbole - partially responsible for turning fascism into a “legitimate” position by the American Overton window, composed entirely of people who feared losing their fan spaces,

We’ve had terfs right here on tumblr dot com BRAGGING about how useful fandom is as a recruiting space,

TJLC was a big pipeline for acephobia on this hellsite in particular, when people argued that headcanoning Sherlock as ace was inherently homophobic because it was denying a TOTALLY GONNA BE CANON (while the creators were promising that it wasn’t going to be canon) gay pairing, and puritanical, and just HAVING that headcanon was saying that people COULDN’T ship Johnlock, all in the interest of a “fake” sexuality and “pretending to be oppressed” and oh whoops there you went,

We see people who all but center their fandom activity and identities around figuring out which people in predominantly queer fandom spaces are SECRETLY PEDOPHILES AND GROOMERS, acting consciously or otherwise under the assumption that predominantly queer fandom spaces are just massively infested with them in a way that other spaces are not for SOME reason, who twist the definition of “pedophilia” in these spaces until it covers shipping a 17-year old fictional character with an 18-year old fictional character, or a 30-year old with a 45-year old, or including an autistic character in a ship, and drawing two 17-year old characters kissing constitutes “child porn”, and who unironically say we should bring back the Hays Code and Censorship Is Good Actually And Our Problem Is We Don’t Do It Enough and this often becomes a pipeline to “sex ed is child abuse; people shouldn’t even know what sex is until they turn 18; you need my consent to wear certain outfits in public if I see them as sexually charged, and Pride SHOULD be an assimilationist sideshow for our corporate overlords family-friendly party with no sadness or anger or ESPECIALLY acknowledgement of sex allowed”,

We’ve seen otherwise progressive people defend literal hate symbols in fanart when pushback against the above brand of reactionaries gets corrupted into zero-nuance “it’s us vs. them so anything they don’t like is Good”,

Even outside of those examples some of the most vicious, unapologetic, blatant queerphobic abuse I’ve seen in recent years hasn’t come from right-wingers but from LGBT+ people, dressing their deep, violent, seething hatred for queer people who aren’t exactly like them in a thin veneer of progressive language, who have become so convinced that they’re the main character of the fucking universe that they think writing or enjoying a queer story that doesn’t resonate with them is more queerphobic than sending a queer person who writes or enjoys such a story countless rape and death threats and denying their identity,

We’ve seen these examples again and again and again, and we keep seeing it again and again and again, so I am once again on my knees BEGGING people to recognize that this is not Something That Happens To Other, BAD People, or Something That Happens To People In BAD Fandoms, or Something That Happens To People On The OTHER Side Of Perennial Drama; this is something that CAN happen to you.

These things are the result of the fact that fandom is, by nature, a place of heightened emotion and if you don’t know what to look out for that is very exploitable; you need to know the methods people use to do this, simply Being In The Right Fandoms or Liking The Right Ships is not enough.

So, if you see someone trying to convince you that you have the ONLY valid approach to any specific character, or ship, or show, or whatever, that your ship is activism and your fanfics are praxis, and liking something else or liking the same thing differently is Only For Bad People, that is the single biggest red flag that YOU NEED TO RUN, THEY’RE TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING THAT YOU DO NOT WANT

Seeing people reblog this with mile-long DNI pages that talk about about “irredeemable media” and “you’re a pedophile if you like XYZ mainstream piece of media and I hate you” and “if you like these things that are bad irl happening in fiction in any context that’s apologism for them in reality and you should be ashamed” and “if you’re okay with consenting adults having weird sex and talking about weird sex with other consenting adults and putting weird sex in appropriately tagged fanfics that means you support rape and pedophilia and bestiality and incest and you’re evil” and “terfs and exclusionists and gatekeepers gtfo BUT combination labels aren’t valid and trans men aren’t really oppressed beyond collateral damage and fuck off if you think they are lol” and doing the biggest facepalm of my life like

👏 THIS 👏 IS 👏 ABOUT 👏 YOU 👏

👏 THIS 👏 IS 👏 ABOUT 👏 YOU 👏

👏 THIS 👏 IS 👏 ABOUT 👏 YOU 👏

👏 THIS 👏 IS 👏 ABOUT 👏 YOU 👏

👏 THIS 👏 IS 👏 ABOUT 👏 YOU 👏

👏 THIS 👏 IS 👏 ABOUT 👏 YOU 👏

👏 THIS 👏 IS 👏 ABOUT 👏 YOU 👏

So I sincerely hope, if you’re one of those people reblogging this, you’re taking it as a call to seriously reflect on those beliefs and how you came to hold them, and not just sitting there smugly thinking that when I said “YOU are not immune to this” I meant “YOUR FOLLOWERS may not be immune to this, but YOU are, oh great and glorious Knower of Pure from Irredeemable, holder of the True Correct Media Opinions”

Let’s simplify it a bit: No one is immune to doing evil, period. Always reflect on what you are doing and saying and why. Becoming complacent, thinking that you’re a “good person” and thus can only do “good things” is the fast-lane to the worst kind of evil: that which tries to justify itself as good.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, indeed.

isa-ghost:

jsillabub:

mariaalenkoshepard:

bondsmagii:

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.

the spider one too while we’re at it what the fuck

guy0509:

why does it cost money

galehive:

i dug ur grave shallow in case u change ur mind down there bro 🤙

goondah:

sapphymayeyeplease:

lordoftablecloths:

skelewife:

i don’t know if tumblr has seen this yet but this is honest to god my favorite video

SANS WAKE UP WAKE UP SANS SANS YOU HAVE TO WAKE WAKE UP SANS WAKE UP

ALT

lordoftablecloths:

qusok:

lordoftablecloths:

g

google kitten on your computer and press the button

GUYSGUYSGUYS IT MADE ME SO HAPPY

KITTENS

deadaaa started sobbing when i figured it out thw first time lmao

a-yoda-a-day:

stormesandshowers:

death2america:

This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it

Me rn:

crabs-in-a-trench-coat:

fizztapp:

Trollface and :-) having the same birthday is incredible. It’s beautiful. It’s meaningful. I am crying

Brothers

creepymutelilbugger:

marnanel:

I just discovered that my late grandfather was in the crowd that gathered in Milan in April 1945 to see Mussolini’s body hanging. He took a photo. We don’t have the photo. I wonder whether my aunt does.

Apparently he also went to La Scala to see whether there was an opera on, and there was nobody there, so he went on the stage. I don’t know whether he sang an aria to the empty house, but I rather think he did. It was the sort of person he was.

I remember he said, and I have no reason to doubt it, that when his unit passed through Rome he went to the Vatican and asked to see the Pope, and he actually got to talk to the Pope for thirty seconds. I wish I had even half the confidence that must have taken. The conversation went

Pius XII: Where are you from?

Grandpa: Birmingham.

Pius: A very great city.

Also I already told you he won the MC for blowing up fascists, yeah? This is the citation. His bomb didn’t go off so he crawled back and put another detonator on it.

ALT

When he talks about WWII boot camp in his memoirs, he mentions several times forging passes so he could get out to see my grandma. It’s really sweet.

Also while I’m stanning my grandfather: he looked amazing in drag.

ALT

nerdybluehairandpronouns:

robotzgalaxy:

themothgalaxy:

Reblog if your blog is a safe space for these identities: agender, demiboy, demigirl, genderfluid, non-binary, and transgender!

I’d sure fucking hope so as someone who identifies with that lovely, beautiful, magnificent flag on the top center position ;)

Top right for me!

whimsicallywiddershins:

ch3rrywinee:

bananahomo:

memewhore:

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

For anyone and everyone that has medical bills that they can’t afford to pay

wallflowers-garden:

mr-squiggley-poufs:

Ok so I’ve found a way to describe what Neurodivergent Can’t Do Task Mode™ feels like to neurotypicals

So you know how you can’t make yourself put your hand down on a hot stovetop? There’s a part of your brain that stops you from doing that? That’s what Neurodivergent Can’t Do Task Mode™ feels like

Even if we want to do it, there’s a barrier stopping us from doing it, and it’s really hard to override

And why does our brain see the task as a hot stovetop? Because when neurotypicals finish a task, they get serotonin, but we don’t get that satisfaction after completing a task. A neurotypical wouldn’t get serotonin from putting their hand on a hot stovetop, it would just hurt. When we can’t do a task, it’s because our brain knows that the task will hurt (metaphorically) and wants to avoid that.

It’s not that we’re choosing not to do the task, it’s that our brain is physically preventing us from doing it.

Neurotypicals can and should reblog but please don’t add anything

(Sorry/not sorry about the random bolding, it makes it easier for us to read)

and sometimes (for those of us that are not only neurodivergent but chronically ill/disabled) it can be our body’s way of telling us not to overexert ourselves.

it can difficult to rely on “typical” signals of exhaustion for many of us, so our bodies subconsciously adapt into letting us know when we need to STOP!

listen to your neurodivergent/chronically ill/disabled friends and family. our energy is different than yours.

anton-exe:

affricative–collective:

probablybadrpgideas:

[MEAN STATEMENT]

[MEDIAN STATEMENT]

[MODE STATEMENT]

ageblue-aka-varnah-g:

puppygirl-hornyposting:

fuck transphobes, and people who restrict access to gender reaffirming care especially if they know the statistics

“Black people are always undereducated and poor!” - Guess what.

“Gypsies (proper name is rromi but ydgaf) are always poor and isolated, plus are all unemployed thieves!” - Guess what.

“Women are dumb and only do good at the kitchen and at home raising children!” - Guess what.

“Trans and queer people are more often doing suicide!” - Guess what motherfucker.

“Furries are cringe and suicidal too!” - Guess the fuck what you piece of shit.

.

This formula works in any goddamn way no matter what try to put there. Calling someone X and then refusing to let them do something that X don’t usually do is a self-fulfilling prophecy of actually fucking making them X.

This shit’s been done to the Irish by the Brits, almost the entire black race, it’s been done to rromi, to fucking everyone.

And it’s never fucking late to just. Stop doing that shit. But terfs, sexist trads, furryphobes, racists, nationalists, nazi - all are so deep in the septic tanks they call their own brains that they won’t change unless the oppressed unite.

spiribia:

spiribia:

remember that photo of ikuhara sitting next to a couch with a live raccoon on it and he was like the raccoon cleans the storyboards for revolutionary girl utena. what on earth is he ever talking about ever

lunnefisk:

lunnefisk:

YOU THERE! RECENT FOLLOWER WITH NO PROFILE PICTURE. CAN YOU PASS THE TURING TEST

bulletsgirl:

sorry i cant go to bed i have to hang out with my friends online. yeah we’re all just posting at the same time. yeah this is actually the most important thing we could possibly be doing with our time

mikopikopon:

foodandfriends:

the woman in my earbuds: Battery Low

me: so you’re just going to leave me. just like everyone else

How dare you say that when she stayed with you till the end? When she gave you her all? Provided with joy as long as it was possible? Even though her time was shorter than yours, she did not abandon you. It was your neglect that caused her demise and yet she did not leave.

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

“Cis is a slur” “don’t call me straight” ok. Faggn’t

a-feral-coffee-enthusiast:

thetreetopinn:

milfposting69:

softblockwashere-deactivated202:

*DYING AT THAT TAG*

These are the type of people that you could never call yourself a fag in front of

mossbawn:

mossbawn:

people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue

“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry

sapphling:

it’s always “lmao WHY would the people in this horror movie summon an ancient evil or appeal to an objectively evil deity of staggering power?” and then a few years go by and you get worse and you go “OH okay. alright. yeah”

mossbawn:

mossbawn:

people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue

“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry

mossbawn:

mossbawn:

people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue

“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry