Found this reddit post. This kinda makes me feel better. And it’s something I think about sometimes because I always feel like regardless of how hard I work on something I don’t get anywhere.
Psychology is amazing folks and more of it needs to be common knowledge
Good for my own information…
This really explains 1) some of the gaps in my childhood and 2) my steadily worsening ability to remember shit and actually take in new experiences as anything other than an inconvenience keeping me from sitting at home sleeping or staring at the tv for hours not taking anything in
I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.
THIS.
Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough
Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.
im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall
there’s only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones
I demand vampires with parent issues. the parents in question have been dead for 7 centuries but their immortal offspring still bring them up every week in therapy
and no i don’t mean their vampiric sire aka the rando who bit them in the woods one night and fucked off. i mean like the 14th cent stonemason who refused to let his kid apprentice with a traveling bard, because that’s just not solid steady work, not like this here cathedral we’ve been building for generations, this is a respectable family business my lad, a blessing fallen right into your lap! and you going on and on about the hurdy-gurdy. traveling minstrel indeed!
If you ever find yourself thinking “oh it’s only ██:00, I still have plenty of time before this turns into sleep deprivation” that is the devil speaking. Go to bed NOW before it’s too late
Sad for the people who discover ORV through elaborate joongdok fanart. Sure you’ll get your yaoi breaks but not before being subjected to every horror known to man in webnovel format.
oh so when a so-called “ARCHAEOLOGIST” goes around robbing graves and taking their contents back to their so-cakkklled “MUSEUMS” it’s all fine and dandy, but WHEN I, YOUR LOCAL, SMALL-TIME NECROMANCER-
Bro if I die you can raid my tomb
thank you so much! you wouldn’t have any issue with being RAISED IN UNHOLY SERVITUDE TO THE WORLD’S SOON-TO-BE TYRANT, now, would you?
Nah bro you’re cool
sweet! now if you’ll sign YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL TO MY NECROMANCEROUS WHIMS, uh, here on the dotted line:
Ok this post has well crossed 2k notes, so I should probably finally explain the story of the computer in the middle.
The controversial middle emoji in this set is from the original tossface emoji set. This was an emoji font put together by a Korean company mid-pandemic lockdown, that had a number of drastic emoji changes that were later edited and resubmitted as tossface exclusive emojis, mostly in regards to updating technology or replacing Japanese cultural references with more Korean alternatives. One of these changes was replacing hugging with a video call, as at that moment it was more common.
I included the computer as the center as a representation of online relationships. I myself have experienced a number of close yet long distance friendships over the years with people I likely never would have met otherwise in online communities. People I’d give big hugs if I’d ever met in person that maybe I never will.
I will also say I have noticed a fair amount of cynicism towards the formatting at this board, with a number of people calling the middle emoji “evil”, “soulless”, and “sicking”. I understand where the malice towards the idea of online relationships replacing human love with digital interaction comes from, but I’m going to ask people to lighten up a little on this one; It was supposed to be cute for people with online friends.
well. if this post get 10k notes by the time i get my adhd evaluation, theeeeen ill read homestuck. im not telling you WHEN my adhd evaluation is, you just gotta hope and pray it isnt soon. ill be nice and give you a 1 week warning though!
I’m afraid with the recent death, it’s without a doubt that one of our guests here is a vampire. I’ve narrowed it down between Stacy, who was drinking “red wine” when we got here- Michael, who is goth, or Daniel, who I don’t like.
Professor Acula, hand me that notepad
“I also think it’s Daniel. Fvack you Daniel.”
“Professor Acula, how has your doctorate been coming along? I might just have to start calling you Dr. Acula.”
