September 2023

queerbit:

committing-arson-suicidially:

gothslut161:

emo-56:

queerbit:

crazy-foxx:

queerbit:

Anyone up to test this theory???

I am :3

@lukewarm-cofee

So would it be 100% comfier with 4 boys in it? :3

Well, really it’d be 75% comfier cause


100% + 50% = 150

150 ÷ 50% = 75


This whole thing was pointless and I don’t even know if I’m right

No that’s clearly wrong

Two boys: 100% * 1.5 = 150%

Four boys: 150% * 1.5 = 225% (i.e. 125% comfier)

Conclusion: all the boys need to be in my bed to achieve infinite comfiness

clockworkcrow:

clockworkcrow:

clockworkcrow:

clockworkcrow:

i think everyone is entitled to complain about UI changes, but if you weren’t here when the reblog button was at the top of the post we can’t be in conversation

“oh it’s so different and awful and functions like an actual social media site now” correct. your pain is nothing compared to those who had to overwrite the muscle memory of scrolling back up to the top of the post to reblog

actually @staff you have the opportunity to be the funniest motherfuckers on the planet if your next UI change is to put the reblog button back on the top of the posts

post cancelled because google informs me this was over a decade ago and i am not okay

rhymebeat:

What I like about this comic is that it doesn’t “trivialize” mental health problems in and of themselves. It’s clear that the koala IS genuinely traumatized by what’s happened. But it does emphasize that the mental health problems are a symptom of some real tangible problem that needs to be dealt with immediately.

lavenderfoxboy-deactivated20240:

i made this instead of doing the things ive been “forgetting” to do

effemimaniac:

it’s easy to think the headpats thing is just some gay furry anime meme Not real but then you get your head pet real good and it’s like oohhhh fuck. what the fuck. this is what I have always needed and will need forever now

jame7t:

jame7t:

Hot tip: don’t fuck your breakfast

listening and learning + posting my apology video to patreon ($25+ tier)

limecircles:

grox:

This picture is so holy and gentle to me

maamlet:

glutko:

Great candles for anyone named Patrick or Emily!

party emilk in the house tonight

hashbang-mods:

advancement-made:

ultrakill-style-bar-updates:

draco-the-voiddragon:

pointless-achievements:

tothechaos:

slicedcheesegremlin:

catboybeebop:

tothechaos:

tothechaos:

:

tothechaos:

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

:)

Do Not Do This To Me

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

Make that several:

@robosnom

@i-am-a-fish

@i-am-a-garganacl

@oshnom

@evil-snom

@evilwizard

GET ‘IM

Increase note count

@dailyquests, @mission-board, @status-updates, @advancement-made, @deathscreenmessages, @nefarious-exclam

>B:3c <- every gimmick blog when posts like this /hj

:)

dottyorange:

lunalights-stuff84:

THIS ALSO GOES FOR WRITING

Please, reblog artists and writers stuff if you enjoy it.

the-haiku-bot:

nachosforfree:

Love my brother *falls into the abyss never to be seen again*

Love my brother *falls

into the abyss never

to be seen again*

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

princessnijireiki:

blazing-orchids:

catchaspark:

timefortigers:

papinianista:

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

a very important holiday amongst my people

FIFTEEN YEARS BABY

axolotlife:

supreme-leader-stoat:

questbedhead:

adistraughtthought:

chlmera:

itsdanimotherfreakingglitter:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

DISGUSTANG

oh my god?

Okay please read this whole article because there is important information in ther, including;

1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels 

2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels. 

3. They took her to an expert to try to understand how she shouted so very loud and his conclusion was that her supernatural volume was fueled entirely by her need to beat her sister. 

That’s just how siblings are.

It really is

c0nfuzzld:

I made a thing

catchymemes:

musicalhell:

everythingfox:

He has places to be

Only valid landlord

animentality:

nonamehorse:

I am like missile

verry eppey

goof might let bedbugd bite

dailyblahaj:

DAILY BLÅHAJ, DAY 21: BLÅHAJ DRIP!?!?!?

lobotomyscars:

“everybody experiences that” says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

intoxicatedinkeep:

random-chaos-thoughts:

cat-fandom:

monchursouls:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

Diglett

Diglett

Diglett

Diglett

vitariesocks:

probablyasocialecologist:

datasoong47:

Important to note that ALL trans people are targeted by this ruling. Trans men will be stripped of all chess titles won, which can only be returned to them by “changing the gender back to a woman” (a direct quote from the ICF’s ruling). ALL transgender chess players will be marked as trans in their files.

Not trying to deflect from the blatant and virulent transmisogyny present here. Just giving a bit more info.

Erin Reed did a good breakdown of the ruling here:

catchymemes:

nyancrimew:

sorry about your boyfriend, we reprogrammed him for fun yea, but a hilarious thing happened, so it turns out we forgot to back him up first, so yea he thinks he’s napoleon bonaparte now, he’s probably in europe rearranging the borders right now lol

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently:

poetry-siir:

HELP

manthropology:

foreskinnty:

umarell:

imagine trying to shame someone for saying hi then posting it online like its a gotcha. Hope that 41 year old king found better hole that appreciates his young mind

nonebinary-leftbeef:

DEVASTATING the lyric you’ve been mishearing is better than the real one

i-say-ok:

arcnoise:

arcnoise:

some time ago i introduced the phrase “food pact” to my friends as a shorthand for “i’ll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food” and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo

the best part of this is when you ask “who wants to do a shower pact” and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying “the pact is sealed”. faustian behavior

ok!

bigtop-skies:

I’m on the haiiiii :3 way to helllll

euxiom:

escuerzoresucitado:

@saltwraith

accessible-tumbling:

pir8core:

so my new phone has suggested automatic responses right

[D: a notification of a new message reading: “hey i’m just in the toilet i won’t be long.” The two auto-suggested replies below in all caps are “Oh, okay” and “No, you’re not” End ID.]

thermofisherscientific:

I think tumblr would like this one

only-tiktoks:

only-tiktoks:

titkoks:

ovur:

only-tiktoks:

someonefromsouth:

robothell:

my little pony circuit board etchings, two of which have been to space. (2012-2015)

You know when something is so unsurprising it shocks you with it’s sheer obviousness

Of course bronies are involved with space agencies

possumjerky:

somethinginthestatic:

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

Wait til you hit 30 and it’s still that

ryebreadgf:

narcissistcookbook:

qalbtalk-deactivated20231105:

kosmogrl:

“…use things to have good days.”

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

finalgirlabigailhobbs:

https://www.indeed.com/careers/gods-favorite-sacrificial-lamb

clove-pinks:

hey don’t cry, ‘large’ creature with 20 arms found lurking in Antarctic sea, okay??

momusu-saval-deactivated2024010:

why do we call shapeshifting? Why not call it something cool? Like fleshchanger, or meatsmith?

gauntletqueen:

frottinq:

frottinq:

you people will reblog anything

voiced it <3

heirtocragflame:

cheriepleasantries-deactivated2:

cirlgum-the-bold-deactivated202:

novacalloway:

archliches:

valmillion:

really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it

avg day on late Web 2.0

firefox do be goated for this tho

Firefox is the best browser and no one can convince me otherwise.

firefox for life someone get me the fox ears and tail plug

Everybody should be using Firefox. It is straight up faster than Chrome and other Chromium based web browsers, and it’s not full of spyware from the world’s largest advertising company (i.e. Google).

IMO, it’s insane that we haven’t hit Google with an anti-trust lawsuit for monopolizing our online data and use that to push out all competition.

gauntletqueen:

frottinq:

frottinq:

you people will reblog anything

voiced it <3

meldrat:

0nigum0:

squirtle-daddy:

that-twink-over-there:

rosalindfranklinsnotes:

russiacore:

mood

Reblog if you’re a little internet friend who finds this funny



gauntletqueen:

frottinq:

frottinq:

you people will reblog anything

voiced it <3

sixth-light:

words-writ-in-starlight:

listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can’t make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn’t just “not terrible” it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the “a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence” classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian’s last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

#this was to dungeons and dragons as galaxy quest was to star trek (@glorious-spoon)

THAT’S IT THAT’S THE VIBE