September 2023

aechlys:

throughablogdarkly:

onyourleftbooob:

nadiaoxford:

I don’t have a hard time believing this.

Crows are smart as fuck I don’t even begin to doubt the veracity of these stories

A crow perched on a shrine boarder bowed back to me once while I was living in Japan. I was in laughing hysterics and a bit freaked out all the rest of the way home. Crows are fantastic and terrifying.

peneigh-dzredfohl:

Can everyone who reads this PLEASE reblog it?!?!?  Libraries literally saved my life as a child!

Being abused at home, bullied at school and lost in the world, the library and all the books I could escape to the most amazing worlds, kept me alive!

I would walk to the library, and spend all day, from 10 am to 9 pm reading there!! I got special awards for how many books I read, I wrote little blurbs on why i loved the books (probably why I love to BETA and do ARCs) 

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE Just hit the green arrows and the reblog!!!

As a 50 year old woman, the library offers me so much. Digital art pads to borrow, 3D printing, book clubs that are face to face (yeah, the introvert likes face to face because a moderator will stomp on anyone getting snarky)

New books in LARGE PRINT! I’m visually challenged and as much as I love my kindle, The feel of a real book in my hands will always be a beloved feeling!

Our library also has quarterly books sales of almost free books!! For 5$USD we get in a day early and can buy as many as we want. Anyone else has to wait and there is a limit for the first 2 days.

saturn-itself:

levianity:

jonny-dykeville:

the thing i’ve taken away from ‘kink at pride’ discourse is that a lot of yall have a lot of internalized homophobia.

repeat after me. it is not bad to be flamboyant. it is not bad to be confident and proud in your sexuality. it is not bad to be a sexual being or want to be sexual. you are not a ‘better’ LGBT person because you aren’t sexual or flamboyant or proud of yourself. and your own issues don’t give you a get out of jail free card to be a cunt to people

Love the visual pun of using a comic with a bear.

thememedaddy:

You! You were the reason for wizard notes in my wizard notifications!

sexygaywizard:

tastytoecheese:

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

wizard-email:

wizard-email:

wizard-email:

wizard-email:

i am EVIL!!! no I don’t want to join your found family please go away,,

I’m literally pointing a death lazer at you

*sobs*

stop asking about my dad

moorwood:

Any mistreated AI character has the right to act out or get revenge hope this helps! <3

controlbrainz:

b0tster:

when i say ‘i want worse graphics’, some ppl assume i mean 'i want stylyzed instead of realistic’ then get mad at me for saying it wrong (???) so let me be clear:

i want worse graphics. i want the models topology to be a bit off, i want the rigging to have a few verts mis-weighted, i want the final model to not be accurate to the concept art cuz it would have been too labor intensive to make the scarf that long. i want the shading to do the thing where a real time character shadow is casting on top of another baked in shadow. i want whatever eases the devs workload and prevents crunch so they can go home to their loved ones and actually enjoy their life outside of work

and im not kidding

pileofknives:

keezree:

atouchhereandthere:

a terrifying chair that i would never sit in

I want my ass in this immediately

You: rolling around in office chair

Me: hanging from the ceiling waiting for prey to walk under me

_____ was eaten by the beast. the fucken creature. you know which one I'm talking about.

deathscreenmessages:

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the-nintendo-dsi:

Toys back then: Play with this cool action figure who has an accessory made of lead! (Uranium hat sold separately)

Toys now: SUMMON Oogly Boogly by using the NONTOXIC RED MARKER INK YOU GET FROM BREAKING OPEN A SHEEP SHAPED CONTAINER & say the MAGIC WORDS to make a PLUSHIE appear!!! And as a neat bonus, you get a plastic scroll to write in NONTOXIC BLOOD with that ALSO ACTS AS A CHECKLIST SO YOU CAN GUVE US MORE MONEEYYYYYYYY

Also here’s a bunch of legal text at the bottom of the commercial so you can’t sue us lol

silly-devious-kittys:

Dusko (probably means black or dark I reckon) has his binky to conquer his bathingbfears. good for him.

the-unseelie-court-official:

the-unseelie-court-official:

You know that post about how angels and telephone towers are biologically compatible? That’s how I feel about overgrown plants and industrial machines.

These two things can and SHOULD make offspring.

nerdgasrnz:

punkrorschach:

animesickos:

We’re on a new platform with a totally different audience…we have to prove ourselves all over again…convince a totally new group of people to think we’re funny and worth your attention….so allow me to drop some of my “A” material….the funniest thing I got…….here goes…….

jeef berky

Holly if they named a tree after you would it be called Hollywood?

hollowtones:

I have really exciting news for you about a certain genus of plants

sonofnjobu:

dragonwolfcrane:

solarishashernoseinabook:

kny111:

cantbaretoknowinnocence:

sonofnjobu:

Nappy.co

You know how long I’ve been looking for something like this!?

To any sketch artist out there too.

[Image ID: a black woman wearing a plaid shirt and red bandana around her head. Her braided hair is coming out of the top od her head and falling in front of her. Text says “Did you know there’s a black-owned stock photo company nappy.co that provides stereotype-free images of black people” /end]

the other day i was trying to find reference images of black people for art things but all i was finding were black-and-white images of white people! love this!!

Also! They accept submissions. If you’re a photographer and want to contribute, the button is on the bottom left of the webpage. 

amethystsoda:

acoolguy:

horror-stim:

☠️👻🦇| coalironworks

Can we get some cursed facts about this really strange primate colloquially called "Humans" please? I simply cannot remember how to spell the scientific name, and I don't want to embarrass myself in front of you

bunjywunjy:

well I’m AFRAAIIIID that you’re going to have to be more specific, because “human” is actually a pretty big group, phylogenetically speaking!

specifically, it’s every primate in the genus Homo.

<art src: John Fleagle>

this means that “human” isn’t just the term for the only extant species from this group, H. Sapiens, “human” is also the proper term for all of the extinct members!

H. Neanderthalensis was a human. So was H. Erectus.

H. Habilis, H. Floresiensis, and H. Denisova were all humans.

which makes perfect sense, actually, because Homo is just the Latin word for “human” in the first place! fancy fancy.

but as anyone who’s ever had to sit through a 300-level STEM class knows, Homo has another definition, this time from Greek, meaning “same”.

homodont. homophone. homologous. homogenized.

but doesn’t that also make perfect sense? bones aside, if all of the extinct species of human were resurrected right now and you ran into, say, a Denisovan and a Neanderthal on the street, wouldn’t you recognize them?

“You are like me. We are the same.”

“We are the same.”

<art src (all): Alfons & Adrie Kennis>

stepdadjesus:

bismuthcladbattleship:

musicprincess655:

doughfox:

exhausted-trashgoddex:

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

victusinveritas:

beetledrink:

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

undeadentropy:

aiteanngaelach-deactivated20241:

sraithpics:

apas-95:

David Cleary!

i’m in Ireland and the search for that bastards name is still blocked and hidden… the legnths the british go to defend and protect their instruments of colonialism and violence is beyond belief. no justice for the victims and yet every measure taken to protect David James Cleary and his fellow murderers.


Never a better time for the Streisand Effect than when it’s a government covering up acts of brutality and evil.

sleep-deprived-lesbian:

comment by "lewis4565" on a tumblr post saying "i am nobody's favorite person and i can be given up very easily?"ALT

the pornbots are developing mental illness

the-haiku-bot:

ceirth-designs:

acekoral:

cloverandcrossbones:

autisticmight:

gutsygills:

celyndrical:

sunshine-tattoo:

bee-livers:

delmondo:

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

you forgot russian cat tumblr

Russian cats are right in the middle of the two

actually japanese cat twitters sound verbose to us because the translation loses a detail: it’s all written in katakana, which is considered childish or illiterate!

so japanese cats are really saying “today i wiww conshidah the state of fings ^owo^”

Also the only reason the Russian sounds semi childish is because of the lack of definite or indefinite articles (the, a/an), which Russian just doesn’t have in its language anyway

The corrected translation with English grammar would be “I am a wave” which is neither childish or verbose its just factual and simple

Love the language specific additions

Philosophy in this thread:

Silly little potatoes can be found in every language and culture

Artists and poets can be found in every language and culture

Artists and poets

can be found in every

language and culture

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

ceirth-designs:

acekoral:

cloverandcrossbones:

autisticmight:

gutsygills:

celyndrical:

sunshine-tattoo:

bee-livers:

delmondo:

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

you forgot russian cat tumblr

Russian cats are right in the middle of the two

actually japanese cat twitters sound verbose to us because the translation loses a detail: it’s all written in katakana, which is considered childish or illiterate!

so japanese cats are really saying “today i wiww conshidah the state of fings ^owo^”

Also the only reason the Russian sounds semi childish is because of the lack of definite or indefinite articles (the, a/an), which Russian just doesn’t have in its language anyway

The corrected translation with English grammar would be “I am a wave” which is neither childish or verbose its just factual and simple

Love the language specific additions

Philosophy in this thread:

Silly little potatoes can be found in every language and culture

Artists and poets can be found in every language and culture

Artists and poets

can be found in every

language and culture

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

necodrop-archive:

phantom-lights:

Editing memes to cope

genderkoolaid:

feminist-fog:

the funniest thing to me rn is seeing transphobic women going into bathrooms in transphobic states and then being shocked that trans men are in there and actually (gasp) look like men?!?! (shocking i know /s)

like you guys forced people to go to the bathrooms of their “biological sex” but now when they do it’s disconcerting that men look like men. (yes even if that man has a vagina.)

Transphobes are shocked to realize trans men aren’t all “uwu soft boiz” and HRT does what it’s supposed to. It’s so mind boggling to them that trans people don’t look like their bigoted characatures.

Anyways here are some men that will be forced to use the women’s restroom in states like florida, texas, kansas, etc.

#listen to me#go read about the bathroom problem#jack habsterdam wrote a chapter about it in their book female masculinity#basically#trans women aren’t allowdd in female bathrooms because of their proximity to maleness#trans men aren’t allowdd in female bathrooms also because of their proximity to mleness#butches and dykes are often pushd out of bathrooms because of their proximity to maleness(liking women and being masculine)#bathrooms aren’t “safe spaces for women”#they’re spaces for policing gender and holding women to a ‘safe’ high standard of femininity where women will attack anyone who doesn’t fit#that high standard

thank you pointing this out + bringing up that trans men are not safe in women’s bathrooms, either. a lot of times when people make the point that transphobic bathroom laws will force trans men in women’s bathrooms, they act like all trans men will just be 100% unaffected by this and their presence will only make transphobes ashamed instead of. I don’t know. A cis woman calling a bunch of cis men to beat the shit out of a Latino trans man (where the police reports then call him the aggressor). Transphobia makes public bathrooms unsafe for all kinds of trans people, especially if they aren’t white.

Useful Websites for Students

ghostflowerdreams:

I put together a post containing Awesome Sites and Links for Writers, which is also pretty useful for school work too. Some of these sites I’ve discovered on my own in pursuit of knowledge and other times by friends. Many of them I wish that I knew about back when I was school. Most of the websites listed below are geared towards college students, but a few are aimed at high school students and primary students. So there is a bit of everything for everyone.

Homework Help & Studying

Free Online Courses

Information & Research

Books & Shopping (Student Discounts & Deals)

Apps & Tools

Miscellaneous

how-many-notes-does-it-have:

free-post-store:

i-add-the-word-men-to-your-posts:

sensiblereblogifposts:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

alphabetcompletionist:

christs-cock-deactivated2023110:

alphabetcompletionist:

digitcounter:

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t-counter:

christs-cock-deactivated2023110:

christs-cock-deactivated2023110:

why do people refer to some of their kids as “furry children”? it makes no sense to separate them from your other kids just because they’re a furry

the realisation that furry children means dogs hit me like a train at 4 in the morning

T Count: 16

Letter Count: 185

Your T Percentage: 8.65%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 0.84 times as much as average.

As: 21 Es: 39 Is: 10 Os: 16 Us: 11

❗️Vowel Ys: 4

Total vowels: 101

123456 890

[nine out of ten]

is that jesus 👀👀👀

oh don’t you think about it mister

(2007-2008 Acura TL)

Reblog if it makes sense to separate them from your other kids because they’re a furry

Men

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This post has like five notes. To Me.

stativolt:

in summary: discombobulate

I just sent an ask to the Tumblr CEO…

What was I thinking.

enchantingruinscandy:

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

thirdpunch:

enchantingruinscandy:

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

thirdpunch:

enchantingruinscandy:

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

freshpickle:

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

grimeclown:

They should invent an everything that is easier

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i-draws-dinosaurs:

taylorpixiedust:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

I have exciting information for you! Bird bones are not entirely hollow, rather they are filled with large air pockets. I find the result both delightful and terrifically unsettling!

To expand upon this: a lot of birds’ bones aren’t hollow in order to make them lighter, but instead so that they can take in more oxygen. This is because when you’re flying through the air at speeds of Fast™, it’s very hard to convince the air around you to flow into your nostrils at speeds that let you get enough to breathe. So, birds evolved hollowed out bones to circumvent this, as it allows them to store air.

I feel like not enough people are aware of the fact that birds are nightmare creatures that have respiratory systems that extend directly into their bones. And the same thing was the case with lots of dinosaurs, light bones let birds fly and let dinosaurs grow huge.

#dragons have the same bones

everythingfox:

The sheer effectiveness of pspspsp

(via)

boygeniusbaby:

the-haiku-bot:

awkmanthus:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

ways to tie knots on pendants and keychains

I can’t tie a knot to save my life, so I’ll just timestamp the words

00:00 simplest [knot for] peace pendant (original tying method)

00:18 ring pendant necklace (rotate ring 3 times)

00:29 keychain end knot

00:53 Chinese knot/lucky knot [for] anklet {i think the knot afterwards is also a lucky knot, just for the peace pendant instead of an anklet}

I can’t tie a knot

to save my life, so I’ll just

timestamp the words

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

silver-tongues-blog:

thatidiotagain:

infamouslydorky:

team-magma-grunt-gordi:

patron-de-los-santos:

doublereversequadrupleagent:

xikar:

a-random-mod:

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

What?

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

Where, where have you been sending it?!

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

egirlbutternubs:

egirlbutternubs:

russersprouts:

egirlbutternubs:

Why does this emoji 🪤🪤🪤 exist. In what context would i use this

Dunno. But hey look!

🪤

I put some cheese under this cool box! You should grab it

Ohohoho fuck yes free cheece for me!

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

belovedmuerto:

creative-anchorage:

brattylikestoeat:

I was going to transcribe this, but looked it up instead after seeing the username. Brown Butter Brownies from Broma Bakery!

The single serve double chocolate chip cookies that I pretty religiously make like four times a week are from Broma Bakery and they are so decadent and rich and amazing, I def recommend their recipes.

the-haiku-bot:

abadbadbrujah:

thegirlnoonetexts:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

[Video description: 3 old nokia-type cell phones are placed upright on a table. As they play a ringtone version of Tchaikovsky’s “Waltz of the Flowers,” they rotate slowly as if dancing in time to the music.]

The ringtones are rather shrill, for anyone sensitive to that.

“The ringtones are rather shrill, for anyone sensitive to that.”

“The ringtones are

rather shrill, for anyone

sensitive to that.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

shadowerrata:

bix46:

jellogram:

jellogram:

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you’re fucking ready for this thing

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let’s fucking GOOOO

Behemoth

I saw the opposite of this horse

HONSE & hrse

brightlotusmoon:

saul-tortellini:

This is how 40k works