ghostslimu:

reblog if you have narcissistic eyes and dark energy

unamccormack:

dduane:

levi-ish:

saw this on twitter rn, if you ever feel discouraged about writing fanfiction, read this again

…This.

I just like writing my little stories.

wowzoerz-blog:

mamajosrefuge:

The EU is doing a big survey for LGBTQ people who live in the EU about how it is for them right now. That’s the kind of survey that’s used for official reports and for laws so it’s super important that it has as many people taking it as possible. You can take it in every EU language. (You can change the language in the top right corner) Share it with your friends!

https://www.lgbtiqsurvey.eu/lgbtiq

Rb for all my eu friends

benihana-circumcision:

benihana-circumcision:

benihana-circumcision:

killwizard:

girlzero:

lurking on r/machinists and it’s good

@benihana-circumcision

i find that machining as a profession is incredibly compatible with the specific blueprint of autism mapped out by reddit infrastructure

mikkeneko:

jeanjauthor:

rongzhi:

Regarding porcelain pillows

English added by me :)

If you think about the ancient Egyptian head-rest or neck-rest,

…it’s basically the same idea.  Something to get the head positioned comfortably while minimizing anything that could trap body heat & sweat in an already hot climate.

As the video points out, it’s not that they didn’t have fabric or other soft pillows, but soft pillows wouldn’t be preserved until modern day. So we have more records of the hard ones :)

kennickkavi:

Hmmm 💖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💖

identifying-cars-in-posts:

r0semultiverse:

Like music to my ears

1956 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray

i-cant-carry-it-for-you:

adelphicoracle:

savethewailes:

cristalplanetheart:

😳

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

Perfect tags

onlykex:

creepymutelilbugger:

you know. in terms of being crushed to death against things. there’s not really a lot of options that are “worse” or “better”. it’s all just getting crushed to death

yourfriendlygoosewizard:

bakersfield-row:

(Last meme I saved on r/196)

the-lumpfish-king:

cubesandstuff:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

in mindcraft when youre like auhh i fell and scraped my dick on the sidewalk i have to eat 13 steaks about it

auhh i fell 45 stories onto solid conk create the doctor prescribed a bunch of meats

auhh im burning to death and just fucking GOBBLING entire rotisserie chickens like my life depends on it

Me chugging my magma cube juice so I dont melt alive

glitch1920:

katelyn-danger:

Among Us is the game, amongus is the creature

flyin-shark:

I don’t make the rules I just break them :3

deluxetrashqueen:

deluxetrashqueen:

runela9:

ophanimcowboys:

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.

By Talos, this can’t be happening.

mega-gaymer-party:

listlessponybarrista-blog:

apas-95:

in usa only food they can afford is burgers. the heartiest meal for usa peasants is called mcdonalds-rib. but the regime doesn’t let them eat it. they ban it and only let them eat it sometimes. and they make them celebrate when they’re allowed like its a gift

ALT

Shhh don’t tell no one but I’ve got the plug for black market mcribs

jame7t:

fuuuck dude… the green portal leads to a second location

coolxatu:

sleepyurl:

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

creepymutelilbugger:

wizard-tips:

Wizard Tip #2: Trans Your Gender

emi-maru-deactivated20241003:

guidancerune:

wewwo:

guidancerune:

dose anyone want to smoke with me

hi. your telephone is unplugged

then why can i hear you

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

mitzo:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

mitzo:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

mitzo:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

nokiisland:

mitzo:

nokiisland:

*sticks my hand in your nucleus and swirls your dna around*

I’m a prokaryote

using a fork and twirling it like spaghetti

aaatttctga caaacgttac agggtgctgc tctgcaacgg tcaccagact cccgctctcc aacaaggtac tcacagcagt agacaggtca ctgcgttgtc cttgagatct aggagctcca cactcgataa gtaagttgcc ttctttactg cagtattctt tattctgctg gtctgttcct ttcgctttct cgatgtggca gcgggcacca aaataccact tcactttatt aaaagtttgc ttcttcacaa aattagcgaa cccctgtagg tggggtgttc ggccttcctc attaccctcc tcgccaacaa taaaataatc aaatagggag attgggagct cccgtatttt cttgcgctcg tcttcggaag gattattgag agtgaacacc caccttttat gtggttgggg tccgcttctt ccattcttct tactgggcat gttgctgctg aggtgctgcc gaggtgctgc cgctgccgaa gtgcgctggt aatacttaca gcgcacttct ttcgttttca gctatgacgt atccaaggag gcgtttccgc agacgaagac accgcccccg cagccatctt ggccagatcc tccgccgccg cccctggctc gtccaccccc gccaccgtta ccgctggaga aggaaaaatg gcatcttcaa cacccgcctc tcccgcacca tcggttatac tgtcaagaaa accacagtca gaacgccctc ctggaatgtg gacatgatga gatttaatat taatgatttt cttcccccag gagggggctc aaaccccctc actgtgccct ttgaatacta cagaataagg aaggttaagg ttgaattctg gccctgctcc ccaatcaccc agggtgacag gggagtgggc tccactgctg ttattctaga tgataacttt gtaacaaagg ccaatgccct aacctatgac ccctatgtaa actactcctc ccgccatacc ataacccagc ccttctccta ccactcccgg tactttaccc cgaaacctgt ccttgatggg acaatcgatt acttccaacc caataacaaa agaaatcaac tctggctgag actacaaact actggaaatg tagaccatgt aggcctcggc actgcgttcg aaaacagtat atacgaccag gactacaata tccgtataac catgtatgta caattcagag aatttaatct taaagacccc ccacttaacc ctaagtgaat aataaaaacc attacgaagt gataaaaaag actcagtaat ttatttcata tggaaattca gggcatgggg gggaaagggt gacgaactgg cccccttcct ccgtggattg ttctgtagca ttcttccaaa ataccaagga agtaatcctc cgatagagag cttctacagc taggacagca gttgaggagt accattccaa cggggtctga ttgctggtaa tcagaatact gcgggccaaa aaaggtacag ttccaccttt agtctctaca gtcaatggat atcgatcaca cagtctcagt agatcatccc acggcagcca accataaaag tcatcaataa caaccacttc ttcaccatgg taaccatccc accacttgtt tcgaggtggt ttccagtatg tggtttccgg gtctgcaaaa ttagcagccc atttgctttt accacaccca ggtggcccca caatgacgtg tacattggtc ttccaatcac gcttctgcat tttcccgctc actttcaaaa gttcagccag cccgcgg

I’m not translating all of that

lass it’s a genome

did you just

make a genome?

no joke in it

you just posted a genome sequence?

yeah, t-something bacteriophage if memory serves

why

eh

plightofthecentipede:

plightofthecentipede:

i love it when you’re steeping some tea and you press a spoon against the teabag and the blood comes out

I DESIRE THESE TANNINS

iridescent-lightning:

kaijutegu:

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-…-.. .-.. / -.. — .– -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. — -.- . / – -.– / .–. . -. .. - … / - — -.. .- -.– / -.– . — .– -.-. …. / — ..- -.-. …. / -.– — ..- -.-. …. -.-.– -.-.– -.-.– -.-.– / … . -. - / ..-. .-. — – / – -.– / - . .-.. . –. .-. .- .–. ….

personally i prefer semaphore

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I’d help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

cryptotheism:

tamamita:

jame7t:

there’s no way humans could build the Eiffel Tower

That’s because French people aren’t human

The ancient French had power crystal technology.

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

roseycanvas:

queerpeers:

xuxii-bunny:

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Is there a transfem version?!?

ask and ye shall receive

Nonbinary version?

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

like status: sick 😎

captain-plutonium:

lordoftablecloths:

captain-plutonium:

lordoftablecloths:

captain-plutonium:

lordoftablecloths:

ahamkaracature:

lordoftablecloths:

ahamkaracature:

lordoftablecloths:

ahamkaracature:

“Rise and grind gamers” I say as I get out of bed after sleeping for two hours and pouring a Monster into my cereal

you are going to get a kidney stone 💥💥

Infinite gravel glitch

NO 💥💥

you are going to be in more pain than you have ever conceptualized in your entire life

Running bet of who can make the largest kidney stone

I am begging you please drink something else 💥💥

is semen an acceptable beverage

no, tumblr user captain-plutonium, semen is not an acceptable beverage

sounds like you just hate to see me winning

incomprehensible, have a nice day

captain-plutonium:

heatwa-ves:

captain-plutonium:

heatwa-ves:

awful awful weather

excuse to stay inside and be useless >:)

it would be but I’m outside

why.

grox: