n-breezii:

whalewithay:

yellow pikmin are my favorite

scificrows:

Okay, my brain refuses to think about anything other than Murderbot, so I looked at every use of the word “friend[s]” in TMBD and… created some pie charts. Normal human activities.

ALT

ALT

ALT

Some Thoughts™ I had while putting this together (under the cut):

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chaotic-neutral-knitter:

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

In case anyone is having a bad night:

nyxsomnia7:

fiddlepickdouglas:

emeraldrain55:

i-am-midnight:

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot:

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot:

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot:

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot:

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot:

heythereclifford:

radiolightning:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

to find later

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

pinning thissss

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.

trxye-and-txlly:

walkingbomb:

reminder to:

• straighten your back
  
• go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
  
• go take your meds if you need to
  
• drink some water
  
• go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
  
• maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
  
• reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
• maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

:

ryo-yamada:

qqchurch:

0x4468c7a6a728:

agentumbls:

katie-the-angel-witch:

gwenauyx:

heyallnorahere:

cyb3r5uccubu5:

bunigojade:

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

glasses-drunk:

nesofuyu-deactivated20240825:

boccher:

joy-drops:

yamada-ryo:

Hi

Hey

hii

hullo

hi

hiiii

hi :3c

hoi

hiiii

hello

hi

sup

hi

hey

howdy

only-tiktoks:

theauthor27:

Alright nighty night everyone :)

clockworkcrow:

clockworkcrow:

clockworkcrow:

clockworkcrow:

i think everyone is entitled to complain about UI changes, but if you weren’t here when the reblog button was at the top of the post we can’t be in conversation

“oh it’s so different and awful and functions like an actual social media site now” correct. your pain is nothing compared to those who had to overwrite the muscle memory of scrolling back up to the top of the post to reblog

actually @staff you have the opportunity to be the funniest motherfuckers on the planet if your next UI change is to put the reblog button back on the top of the posts

post cancelled because google informs me this was over a decade ago and i am not okay

demilypyro:

luckys-last-brain-cell:

gay-jewish-bucky:

luckys-last-brain-cell:

I think it’s so interesting how once American minority groups get credit for ANYTHING they’ve done or created someone chimes in, suddenly insistant that they are Americans, the minority identity doesn’t matter anymore because they are AMERICAN and this is an American accomplishment for all Americans to claim.

It brings to mind a notable quote from Albert Einstein, “If my theory of relativity is proven correct, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.”

Brilliant quote, thank you for this addition!

catchymemes:

sableleatherywingsopeninthe711:

sableleatherywingsopeninthe711:

sableleatherywingsopeninthe711:

music

has anyone heard about this

Is anyone talking about this

lavenderfoxboy-deactivated20240:

i made this instead of doing the things ive been “forgetting” to do

fairycosmos:

they dont want us to know this but the real cure to the agonies is to engage in shenanigans. tomfoolery even 

limecircles:

grox:

This picture is so holy and gentle to me

hashbang-mods:

advancement-made:

ultrakill-style-bar-updates:

draco-the-voiddragon:

pointless-achievements:

tothechaos:

slicedcheesegremlin:

catboybeebop:

tothechaos:

tothechaos:

:

tothechaos:

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

:)

Do Not Do This To Me

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

Make that several:

@robosnom

@i-am-a-fish

@i-am-a-garganacl

@oshnom

@evil-snom

@evilwizard

GET ‘IM

Increase note count

@dailyquests, @mission-board, @status-updates, @advancement-made, @deathscreenmessages, @nefarious-exclam

>B:3c <- every gimmick blog when posts like this /hj

:)

the-haiku-bot:

nachosforfree:

Love my brother *falls into the abyss never to be seen again*

Love my brother *falls

into the abyss never

to be seen again*

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

axolotlife:

supreme-leader-stoat:

questbedhead:

adistraughtthought:

chlmera:

itsdanimotherfreakingglitter:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

DISGUSTANG

oh my god?

Okay please read this whole article because there is important information in ther, including;

1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels 

2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels. 

3. They took her to an expert to try to understand how she shouted so very loud and his conclusion was that her supernatural volume was fueled entirely by her need to beat her sister. 

That’s just how siblings are.

It really is

c0nfuzzld:

I made a thing

animentality:

nonamehorse:

I am like missile

verry eppey

goof might let bedbugd bite

dailyblahaj:

DAILY BLÅHAJ, DAY 21: BLÅHAJ DRIP!?!?!?

intoxicatedinkeep:

random-chaos-thoughts:

cat-fandom:

monchursouls:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

Diglett

Diglett

Diglett

Diglett

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently:

poetry-siir:

HELP

nyancrimew:

sorry about your boyfriend, we reprogrammed him for fun yea, but a hilarious thing happened, so it turns out we forgot to back him up first, so yea he thinks he’s napoleon bonaparte now, he’s probably in europe rearranging the borders right now lol

animentality:

accessible-tumbling:

pir8core:

so my new phone has suggested automatic responses right

[D: a notification of a new message reading: “hey i’m just in the toilet i won’t be long.” The two auto-suggested replies below in all caps are “Oh, okay” and “No, you’re not” End ID.]

bigtop-skies:

I’m on the haiiiii :3 way to helllll

thermofisherscientific:

I think tumblr would like this one

only-tiktoks:

only-tiktoks:

miniar:

Believing in the existence of man-made climate change is like believing in the existence of gravity.

Denying the existence of man-made climate change is like denying the existence of gravity.

ryebreadgf:

finleycannotdraw:

duckdotcom:

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

narcissistcookbook:

qalbtalk-deactivated20231105:

kosmogrl:

“…use things to have good days.”

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

gauntletqueen:

frottinq:

frottinq:

you people will reblog anything

voiced it <3

yourhourisup:

i-am-a-fish:

Shout out to my mom!!!!! She will not see this she does not use tumblr

I love you mom!!!!!