July 2023

the-haiku-bot:

bettiebloodshed:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

90s90s90s:

October 3, 1992:  Sinead O’Connor appeared on Saturday Night Live singing an  acapella cover of Bob Marley’s song “War”, changing some of the lyrics to include references to child abuse, and ending the performance by tearing up a photo of Pope John Paull II and saying “fight the real enemy”.

This ruined her career and she was telling the truth, as we all came to find out years later.

Please remember she didn’t consider it as a career ruiner. 

To speak on how it “ruined” her career ignores her own feelings on it. Please acknowledge how she felt about it, instead of how you see it.

Please remember she

didn’t consider it as

a career ruiner.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

lilithtransrights:

junepup:

puppygirl-hornyposting:

half-eaten-burger:

puppygirl-hornyposting:

The tolerance paradox is solved if you consider the social contract fascists break

kill nazis

Kill nazis

twobrokenwyngs:

twobrokenwyngs:

I don’t get it, man. why. why do we have to homogenize everything. why does every product have to look and behave and feel the exact same way. why can’t tumblr maintain its individuality? why can’t it lean into the things that make it a unique and refreshing offering instead of scrambling to make it a carbon copy of twitter? sucks, man. sucks.

it’s just like. this broadcasts loud and clear that the people behind the curtain have no pride or faith in this site at all. that tumblr, as a whole, has no worth or merit unless it’s somehow tricking the larger internet community into thinking it’s actually another site. and the users are supposed to celebrate this? where’s the dignity? where’s the self-respect? where’s the joy? it’s disheartening and embarrassing to be forced to conform. smh.

twobrokenwyngs:

twobrokenwyngs:

I don’t get it, man. why. why do we have to homogenize everything. why does every product have to look and behave and feel the exact same way. why can’t tumblr maintain its individuality? why can’t it lean into the things that make it a unique and refreshing offering instead of scrambling to make it a carbon copy of twitter? sucks, man. sucks.

it’s just like. this broadcasts loud and clear that the people behind the curtain have no pride or faith in this site at all. that tumblr, as a whole, has no worth or merit unless it’s somehow tricking the larger internet community into thinking it’s actually another site. and the users are supposed to celebrate this? where’s the dignity? where’s the self-respect? where’s the joy? it’s disheartening and embarrassing to be forced to conform. smh.

mysillycomics:

bismuth-soup:

lastpersonawake:

crunchbuttsteak:

‪How to tell if you’re Bi:‬

  • ‪You have an atomic number of 83‬
  • ‪You’re pentavalent‬
  • You crystallize into repeating cube shapes‬
  • When your surface is exposed to oxygen it oxidizes into a rainbow‬
  • You are mildly radioactive with a half life longer than the age of the universe‬

@bismuth-soup

omg that’s so me

doginacafe:

my 3 year old son finally graduated to big boy underpants can I get him an achievement for that

pointless-achievements:

Achievement Unlocked:

Rite of Passage

Stop pooping your pants

catchymemes:

To the tumblr users

kogitsune-inari:

the-arcade-doctor:

invisible-hidden:

simyona:

cutebendy:

happilyuniqueblizzard:

artismeyou-45:

0nyx-4nd-th3-ch402:

an4mations:

naruto2001-blog:

hi

Hola

(Hello!)

こんにちは!

Hai !!

( i’m speak Indonesia )

Здрасьте

(hi)

Merhaba

(Hello) :3

Bună

(Hello) ^>^

ਸਤਿ ਸ਼੍ਰੀ ਅਕਾਲ

(Hello)

[ J:\ 01001000 01000101 01001100 01001100 01001111 00101110 ]

Toki!

Здраво!

(Hello!)

thoughts-of-kel:

reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it

just-another-anonomus:

Rocks

just-another-anonomus:

The eepy is claiming me

just-another-anonomus:

The reason why my blog is named like this is…

I cannot FUCKING SPLELL

just-another-anonomus:

dailyquests:

  • Survive the Event.

So I’m taking this as the apocalypse starts today

just-another-anonomus:

just-another-anonomus:

Apple cheese

I don’t remember ever writing this let alone posting this

explodes

just-another-anonomus:

Nooooooo. My friend 😭😭😭

catchymemes:

catchymemes:

catchymemes:

catchymemes:

only-cat-memes:

Yourdailydoseofcatmemes

neko-setsuka:

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

cannabiscomrade:

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn’t be deterred by the prank calls because they would ‘taper off eventually’. It’d be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

angelysalt:

1000 likes!


i am online, a lot

ahamkaracature:

seancodydotcom:

guooey:

god taketh away

@ahamkaracature

I’m in shambles this morning. That’s how I feel

ahamkaracature:

seancodydotcompremium:

sandmandaddy69:

@ahamkaracature

There absolutely will be

hungry-skeleton:

You can’t stop the waves!🌊

Have some tidepool enjoying herself while I wish for summer to never end </3

Reblogs > Likes

prideknights:

In honour of disability pride month, we made a disability Pride Knight! Stay proud! ⚔️🌈

Nice!

melblur:

very happy w how the new header turned out. very pissed abt how theres no proper line breaks on tumblr bios. why do the profile and blog layouts suck equally in completely different ways

danlisreal:

lakevida:

cancel your plans we’re thinking about the pale blue dot voyager pic tonight

this image of earth from saturn rattles around in my skull at all hours of the day

mosticonicposts:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

certified iconic post

randomitemdrop:

:

“Corn is a priceless treasure!” Soviet poster, 1963

Item: treasure chest full of Soviet corn

memequeen-official:

batsarebetterthanpeople:

batsarebetterthanpeople:

I don’t think we talk enough about what happened with Anita Sarkeesian tbh.

Like this woman went around making the most bland but also usually correct partially because of how bland it was criticism of video games of all time. She politely and calmly stood in front of the camera and said “I like this video game but it treats it’s women as eye candy” and “this is an example of the damsel in distress trope” and everyone lost their fucking minds. She would get clipped out of context, every time she wore lipstick some incel would crawl out of the woodwork to say “isn’t it interesting how you dress sexy and then say videogame characters can’t dress sexy”

Like how did she become the boogie man? She prefaced every fuckin video with “it’s good to enjoy things while also being critical of their more pernicious aspects.” I feel like if we had just listened to even that part of what she was saying and literally nothing else the internet discourse would be better off. instead now if you care about social justice you have to think Steven Universe is irredeemable media and if you don’t you have to tear anyone who ever says anything less than favorable about whatever it is you’ve decided to publically like to shreds even if they have a point. It all comes back to how the gamergate chuds treated this one female game critic. This is the origin story.

mtsodie:

mtsodie:

hrghhh … have you … caught any fish yet ………… me neither

GOOD … buye … me and my … pet … bid you … FAREWELL …

feraligatr:

feraligatr:

feraligatr:

wallace gromited so that chicken run. is this something

well you can’t say i didn’t try ❤️

i’m in spain rn and i said wallace gromited so that chicken run to my friend on the bus and the woman in front of us looked back at us then pulled out english duolingo

trapny:

starkeaton:

Ahh i am so hungry ! Feed me yumy bricks!

For the last time, they are called rice crispy treats

trapny:

worldheritagepostorganization:

normal-horoscopes:

bogleech:

normal-horoscopes:

yeehawcowbi:

normal-horoscopes:

halfricanloveyou:

normal-horoscopes:

blessedetherealfae:

normal-horoscopes:

blessedetherealfae:

salamencerobot:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

cheerycheesecake:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

Among puritan Christians in the 1840s, many believed that material disease was due to material sin. You do bad things and you get sick.

This eventually morphed into the idea that spiritual disease is therefore caused by spiritual sin. I.e. you think bad things, you go insane.

John Harvey Kellogg was an innovator. He sort of blended the two, popularizing a new category; the physiological sin. Eating unhealthy, disrupting the natural balance of the body, is a sin against the natural order of the body as God ordained it, and he punishes us with chronic illness.

His followers were banned from:

Sex, masturbation, all meat, salt, grease, fat, dance, gambling, coffee, tea, alcohol, or warm water of any kind.

why warm water????

Excites the body. JHK considered man’s natural state to be an unfeeling resting neutrality. All biological excitement was a sin.

Yes. The cereal guy. As in Kellogg’s Cereal. That guy.

…. That explains the whole “bland cereal means no sex” idea, to be fair.

Actually incorrect!!!!! His BROTHER was the Kellogg cereal guy - literally took the shitty bland-ass flakes he made with John before John started his own sanitarium (think of the old equivalent of a detox/cleanse luxury spa) and put sugar on them, and thus “Frosted Flakes” were born!!

That’s not correct. Both of them worked at the Battle Creek Sanitarium, which was established in 1866.

John Harvey Kellogg invented Corn Flakes, William Kieth Kellogg was a factory owner and designed the factory process to mass-produce them, and thus held the patent. In 1897 they started the Sanitary Food Corporation.

W.K. Kellogg knew the cereal would be more marketable if they put sugar in it. J.H. Kellogg thought that was a sin. The two had a falling out in 1906 over this, and W.K. split to form the Battle Creek Toasted Corn Flake Company, which later became the Kellogg Company.

Oh thank you for the corrected info!!!

I didn’t read two whole biographies on this enema obsessed weirdo for people to be Slightly Wrong On The Internet About Him.

please @normal-horoscopes expand on that enema thing. u can’t just mention that and not tell us.

John Harvey Kellogg was obsessed with enemas. He was an early proponent of studying gut bacteria. He even worked at the Pasteur Laboratory in Paris for a while.

In 1936, he filed a petition for his invention of improvements to an “irrigating apparatus particularly adaptable for colonic irrigating.”

Basically, he invented a chair that would pump water up your ass at over a gallon a minute, often followed by a half-pint of yogurt.

The irrigator was INCREDIBLY popular, notable people who used the irrigator were the likes of: Amelia Airhart, George Bernard Shaw, J.C. Penny, President William Howard Taft, Thomas Edison, and C.W. Post.

CT I know you didn’t just say that the guy who was afraid of masturbation and warm water made a chair that blasted yogurt up your ass please say sike

He also patented several designs for chastity cages.

If you’re puritanical enough you just loop back around to a freak.

Quick correction on this post: I stated that The Irrigator could pump water up an ass at a gallon a minute. This is inaccurate. It could pump water up an ass at more than four gallons per minute, faster than most industrial power washers.

World Heritage Post

Story time with trapny

At my elementary school, they had every fourth grade class do a “wax museum” where we’d all study different people and write up an informative essay from their perspective. Then, at the end of the unit, we’d do a presentation day where we’d dress up as the person we studied and pretend to be wax figures in the gym. We’d have “buttons” (pieces of cardstock with red circles on them) in front of us and when someone stepped on the button we’d give our essay in character.

You might see where this is going, but I chose kellogg. This was because I had no real attachment to any historical figures, and I decided to just go with the cereal guy.

Knowing what I know now, I’m a little bit shocked that they’d let me choose kellogg. I’m pretty sure they gave us very specific sites to do our research, but if they had just turned us loose on the internet to do our research, then I would probably have had some very uncomfortable questions for the teacher.

just-mushroom-thoughts:

asteroidtroglodyte:

hometoursandotherstuff:

It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.

It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.

Fae circle

kensatou:

forget about elon musk vs mark zuckerberg. i need to see yoshiki fight elon musk.

perfectlycrazydragon:

escuerzoresucitado:

Voting software is always a scam

Also relevant:

transcriptroopers:

marxistbarbie:

yatsbr:

battlships:

marxistbarbie:

ERASE the idea that America saved lives by dropping two atomic bombs on Japan from your minds. ERASE the idea that it was anything more than a political move to scare Russia and also to satiate US curiosity as to the true ability of nuclear weapons. Nagasaki and Hiroshima were not military bases. They were heavily populated civilian cities chosen precisely bc the U.S. wanted to see how many people an atomic bomb could kill in one go. Japan was on the verge of surrendering, the U.S. literally wanted to test out their nuclear weapons on people that they deemed disposable. That is it. If those bombs were dropped by any nation other than the US veryone involved would have been tried as war criminals.

Also erase the idea that America was the hero of WWII and got into the war because they wanted so save people. They couldn’t have cared less about the victims of the Holocaust, proven by the fact that they turned away so many shiploads of refugees that went on to die at the hands of Nazis.

“the us wanted to see how many people an atomic bomb could kill in one go” oh really? Source your bullshit, asshole

i left out sources bc i figured most tumblr users know how to use google but ok 

- Report produced by the U.S Strategic Bombing Group (employed by Truman) to survey the air attacks on Japan concluded that: 

“Based on a detailed investigation of all the facts and supported by the testimony of the surviving Japanese leaders involved, it is the Survey’s opinion that certainly prior to 31 December 1945 and in all probability prior to 1 November 1945, Japan would have surrendered even if the atomic bombs had not been dropped, even if Russia had not entered the war, and even if no invasion had been planned or contemplated.” - page 52-56 

- Dwight Eisenhower future president and then Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces also said:

I had been conscious of a feeling of depression and so I voiced to [the then Secretary of War] my grave misgivings, first on the basis of my belief that Japan was already defeated and that dropping the bomb was completely unnecessary, and secondly because I thought that our country should avoid shocking world opinion by the use of a weapon whose employment was, I thought, no longer mandatory as a measure to save American lives.” - page 380

- Admiral William Leahy, one of the highest ranking officials in the US army during WW2 wrote of the usage of the bombs:

It is my opinion that the use of this barbarous weapon at Hiroshima and Nagasaki was of no material assistance in our war against Japan. […] My own feeling was that in being the first to use it, we had adopted an ethical standard common to the barbarians of the Dark Ages. I was not taught to make war in that fashion, and wars cannot be won by destroying women and children.” - page 441

- General Douglas McArthur, another high ranking US official in the war:

[When asked about his opinion on bombing Japan] He replied that he saw no military justification for the dropping of the bomb. The war might have ended weeks earlier, he said, if the United States had agreed, as it later did anyway, to the retention of the institution of the emperor.” - page 70-71

- On September 9, 1945 Admiral William F. Halsey commander of the Third Fleet publicly quoted as saying:

“The first atomic bomb was an unnecessary experiment… . It was a mistake to ever drop it… . [the scientists] had this toy and they wanted to try it out, so they dropped it… . It killed a lot of Japs.” - online source

- The US secretary of war, Henry Stimson, speaking to President Truman:

“I was a little fearful that before we could get ready the Air Force might have Japan so thoroughly bombed out that the new weapon [the atomic bomb] would not have a fair background to show its strength.” - diary of Henry Stimson which can be found online here 

- Even those deploying the bombs questioned the decision to drop them on civilian cities:

I thought that if we were going to drop the atomic bomb, drop it on the outskirts–say in Tokyo Bay–so that the effects would not be as devastating to the city and the people. I made this suggestion over the phone between the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings and I was told to go ahead with our targets.” - online source

- Lewis Strauss Assistant to the Navy Secretary James Forrestal on the locations of the bombings:

I remember suggesting […] a large forest of cryptomeria trees not far from Tokyo. The cryptomeria tree is the Japanese version of our redwood… I anticipated that a bomb detonated at a suitable height above such a forest… would lay the trees out in windrows from the center of the explosion in all directions as though they were matchsticks, and, of course, set them afire in the center. […] Secretary Forrestal agreed wholeheartedly with the recommendation.” - page 145

So to recap: 

  1. A lot of American generals were against using the bomb as they felt it served an empty purpose.
  2. Those who agreed with its usage completely disagreed with dropping them on cities.
  3. Truman went ahead and had them detonated in two highly populated civilian cities anyway. Two cities that had remained mostly untouched by regular bombings throughout the war precisely bc of their lack of value to the Japanese war effort.  

Draw your own conclusions. 

Gonna be reblogging these posts a lot now that Oppenheimer is out and racist Americans are on their bullshit

guardianspirits13:

i thought of this at 3am and its canon now

socialmaya:

hidngemini:

I can’t believe I haven’t seen a single other person have this take. Now that r/place is done this year, can we talk about how writing “fuck spez” on the canvas accomplishes less than nothing? Spez has shown again and again that he doesn’t care about public opinion of him; all he cares about is users. Going onto r/place to contribute to writing “fuck spez” doesn’t help the situation, it just gives spez the user count and the ad revenue that he wants. I swear I don’t understand why I haven’t seen a single other person say this anywhere. I normally lurk for the most part but I just feel like I had to finally voice this opinion. Please spread this idea if you ACTUALLY want Spez to fall.

magnetostits:

the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening

woolandflax:

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

depsidase: