wizards thinking of clerics as hacks cause we spent years of study learning the secrets of the universe they cheated and got a god to do their magic for them
clerics thinking of wizards as hacks cause we spent years serving and cultivating a deeply personal relationship with a god they copied down some cheat codes to make stuff blow up
Wizard: So you serve a powerful being who, in exchange for loyalty and service, grants you the ability to perform magical feats…
Warlock: Technically accurate, but–
Wizard: And you serve a powerful being who, in exchange for loyalty and service, grants you the ability to perform magical feats…
Cleric: Now listen here…
Wizard: I’m only trying to figure out what the difference is.
Bard: One calls their patron “Father” and one calls their patron “Daddy”.
Everyone: …
Bard: I get my magic from making diss tracks, what did you expect?
Wizard: I’m only
trying to figure out what
the difference is.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy
A fun fact: Meowing is usually a kitten’s way of communicating with its mother, but adult cats that live with humans keep doing it. They meow to humans instead.
The 23rd of January was meant to be another strike day at the Ministry of Justice. Just like the day before, an anti-strike workforce of cleaners, receptionists and security guards had been brought in to keep the building running. Early in the morning, Purma and the other strikers turned up to form a picket line. But then, all at once, they walked inside to do their jobs like normal. Rather than continuing the protest, the workers had secretly coordinated to go back to work a day early.
The unexpected non-strike meant that all the outsourced staff turned up for work and needed to get paid, and so did the anti-strike scab workforce. Someone was going to have to pay a double wage bill.
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Deliveroo and UberEats riders, however, are masters of the mindfuck. Because they’re technically self-employed, the laws on strike action and trade unions don’t apply to them. That means that the slow bureaucracy of postal ballots and turnout thresholds designed to prevent workers from taking collective action goes out the window. Instead, these workers can just do what makes sense to them. The result has been an explosion in militancy, as the platforms try to cut their workers’ already-low wages. Strikes are now breaking out every couple of weeks with little or no prior notice. They’re organised through complex networks of encrypted messenger chats which are completely invisible to platform bosses, meaning that all their standard management techniques need to be rewritten.
Remind them that the alternatives to them treating us fairly at the negotiating table is Open Goddamn War
twitter users you need to REBLOG and LEAVE NICE COMMENTS on every single piece of art that crosses your dashboard. all of them. if you dont do this the sicilian-american mafia goon we hired is going to smash your kneecaps with a rusty pipe. like peanut’s brittle
Whenever I get a puncture wound I feel so smug towards any tetanus that might be in there. They have no idea about my sick ass vaccinated immune system. While you were crawling in soil my cells were studying Tdap. Now die by the hands of my learnéd warriors.
Also please note that tetanus shots lose their effectiveness after ten years so if you need to schedule a booster!
so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized
he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS
