June 2023

non-existent-1895:

lilithtransrights:

Gender Selector Update 2.3

Hello, we at genderselectors.org.gov.com try to give our customers the best way to ask someone for their gender on their website.

In the past we just had a drop down menu with male or female but we quickly realized that this didn’t cover every option.

We tried many things like giving the user the option to upload a custom gender up to 10MB. However that only led to people uploading a zip file containing the first doom game.

Then we tried to give them the option to enter a custom text. However this again only led to people writing ‘ACAB’.

Now we have finally found the perfect solution

By letting the user select how male, female and gay they are we can cover every gender identity without letting the user break the form.

Thank you for your attention the role out will begin tomorrow.

gleep-glorp-bobcat:

phiros-ramblings:

Take notes

animentality:

jazzlike39-deactivated20230821:

David Szymanski is like the funniest game developer I have seen I swear

paranoidghosts:

happy pride month from the one and only hatsune miku

bleuisghost:

I decided to share this around Tumblr, as well

image id: a tweet by nick @/nickybravoart on may third. it says, “i’m so fucking mad. this is my classmate Hunter’s portfolio who’s a trans man. his artwork and statement on gender transition was taken down from my private schools senior showcase for "unspecified reasons”. please share this, give him the attention my bigoted school denied.“ attached is a portfolio with four sequential images with similar lighting and background. the background is composed of two vertical stripes: the left is white and the right is sky blue. the skin tone of the person in all four images is a near-white pale. in image one, the person has long hair, red lipstick, and a sleeveless dress that is white with small red shapes that are either triangles or hearts. they are looking straight into the camera while holding scissors to a section of their hair. in image two, they are holding the cut off hair and looking at it in a way that makes their eyes hard to see. they look pensive. they are no longer wearing the dress. in image three, they are holding the back of their hair, looking out. there is bandage-like binding on their chest. in image four, they again have red lipstick, but this time it is smudged. the camera is zoomed out further so you can see that along with similar bandage binding, they are wearing black boxers. they are holding the top of their head and looking straight into the camera. end id.

note: while it is safe to assume hunter is portraying himself in this set, it is still possible it is a piece on transmasculinity as a whole, so i opted to use they/them. i searched for "hunter gender photography” but could not find this piece, so if anyone does have a link to any of his socials for credit let me know.

Thank you so much to @eros-vigilante for this image ID :D

charlesoberonn:

Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

nelsonakis:

We are going to hell

shittyalchemist:

shittyalchemist:

shittyalchemist:

I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman

I’ve tapped into something primal

but this one….. this one is my favorite……


@berrybreadd

internetwesley:

confetti-vampire:

tomfoolery at an all time high

we are so fucking back baby

cryptotheism:

Have you guys seen this crazy fucking show called invader zim

What… I am writing in a weird font now, for some reason.

blastovkatamarinecromancy:

thisdarkhomeofghosts:

psyduckz:

seeing reddit refugees repeatedly hit their post limits and comment their thoughts on every reblog is kind of refreshing. site migration be damned these guys know how to blog

Reddit users on Tumblr:

vexwerewolf:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

Reddit started removing moderators from protesting subreddits, so /r/PoliticalHumor just made all their over one million subscribers moderators.

PvP mode enabled

animentality:

floofyfoxers:

oh awesome Tumblr ads are auto playing WITH SOUND now

I think social media is done for. All it is (or ever was for that matter) is just way to make pennies off of people. And they weren’t satisfied with just that. They need every penny.

So here it goes. Everything just eventually turns into the most efficient data mining rig, sacrificing the main point of why people used social media in the first place. Enshitification.

I remember I deleted my Facebook account over this exact same fucking thing.

Fuckbook was always a data mine. Twitter, well, is having a Moment. Discord is changing things just for the sake of changing things to appease venture capital. Reddit is going public and is burning all of its bridges in the progress. deviantArt used to be a functional art gallery. FurAffinity is ran by fucking morons. Tumblr used to be fun to use. But now it’s running down the same path demanded by capitalism. Infinite growth. (not the fun kind)

Keep adding features and hope it adds users. Keep changing things for the sake of changing them. Not listening to the main users of your platform, alienating them. All for a ruse that promises a few extra pennies.

And the thing that makes me angrier; it fucking works.

Netflix stopped people from sharing accounts. This caused the highest sign-up numbers for Netflix ever in the past 4 years. The children have forgotten how to yar har.*

People who use Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit, or Discord are stuck there. Whether they’re just addicted or have friends who are only there and won’t move on to something better. It’s even hard for me.

Just. Fuck all of this. I just need to get a flip phone and an iPod and call it a day. I don’t need this anymore.

Please join a Fediverse project. It’s the only social media you can use without having to sell your soul first.

Come find me over there.

*edit - that “news” “"article”“ that claimed that Netflix accounts jumped was actually marketing from an analytics company and lies by omission.

aropride:

like does anyone else still feel the exact same age they were in march 2020 like 90% of the time

animentality:

n-breezii:

socialmaya:

aces-to-apples:

aces-to-apples:

Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.

Reblogging for pride month

ducks…..opinion?

firefox-official:

incredibly huge fan

visible-bisexual-confusion:

bolasmasivas:

chronic-lesbian:

The explosion community is dying btw. Reblog to blow up the person you’re reblogging this from


a picture of a 23 kiloton tower shot called BADGER, fired on April 18, 1953 at the Nevada Test Site, as part of the Operation Upshot–Knothole nuclear test seriesALT

STOP THIS MADNESS I WILL GO TO THE NORTH AND THROW A GRENADE AT U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

help

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

accidentally parked my car next to the Ant Great War just now

Ant Ernest Hemingway is down there somewhere developing a war trauma that will leave its mark on North American Ant Literature for decades to come 🐜

deeunderscore:

Browser tabs for Wikipedia articles on "Human", "Society", and "Sun"ALT

doing research before going outside

byjove:

new favorite image

valtsv:

A diagram of different colored sunglasses, captioned with their meanings. The first pair are black shades with round lenses, captioned "cool, aloof, mysterious (probably hiding insecurity)". The second pair are pink round lenses, captioned "fun, flirty, silly (especially when heart shaped)". The third pair are red round lenses, captioned "WHORE". The fourth pair are yellow round lenses, captioned "either super chill or lowkey sinister with no inbetween". The fifth are three pairs together, one blue, one purple, and one green, captioned "strange, whimsical, possibly magical". The final pair are square lens, black framed red and blue glasses (similar to old fashioned 3D glasses), captioned "wildcard".ALT

some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

conarcoin:

this is the best sentence ever typed

lalalychee:

Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

callmebliss:

laughoutloud-club:

What happens if you have questions?

escuerzoresucitado:

grapefruiters:

it’s funny when my friends who aren’t on tumblr send me tumblr posts from other sites cause their either an extremely popular post that i’ve seen 20 times on my dash in the last day or like. the children’s hospital post. don’t get me wrong i still appreciate their gifts but it’s like. thank you for foraging these berries for me unfortunately i live in the bush

jrwiyuri:

thecomicaloverlord:

anna-may:

nonbinarypotatofromhell:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

the-davest-of-uncles:

xphilosoraptorx:

usagihime89:

pokemanaphy:

stillhasabigego:

guitaurenhero:

therealfeedback:

salty-mcfly:

termanal-velocity:

strawberryr:

delcat177:

professor-bats:

kalasraven:

knightsintodreams:

acearoruby:

sarakitten:

realgirlsgaming:

azaleecalypso:

touchyourblood:

thephilosophyofnope:

bikwin5:

jimthecitizen:

that’s quitter’s talk

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

use whirlwind sprint

climb on the desk and double jump from there

hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing

Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.

Fuckin triangle jump

Wallrun and jump to it

There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there

There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!

you’re just not thinking with portals.

They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).

Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.

jump and then hit control

paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink

Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet

Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.

It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.

Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash

Flash step to the area.

First you need to get the spider ball, then there’s a hidden morph ball power outlet behind the front desk that activates a spider ball track. You can reveal the outlet using the x-ray visor. Getting up there will earn you an extra energy tank.

Pull the lever, Kronk.

You jump, pop a grenade below your feet, the blast carries you over

if you press jump shift and crouch all at the same time it glitches you to be able to walk on the wall over to the area

drink a monster-redbull-energade drink concoction and yeet yourself up with pure willpower

You just have to nerdpole up dummie

Ladder.

Just use a helicopter.

song-of-the-rune:

y'all are absolutely free to use tumblr however you please but I want redditors to know that they could, hypothetically, start a sideblog about a particular topic, add moderators to it, turn on submissions (and asks), make an “about” page laying out rules and such, and create a good tagging system. If you want it to be a bit more familiar.

animentality:

Controversial opinion, but I prefer Reddit refugees to Twitter refugees.

Reddit was never about clout. No one really follows anyone on reddit. Reddit is barely for posting, as most people are lurkers. Like Tumblr, it doesn’t really have a character limit, so users can just go nuts in the discourse. And sure. It can be just bad discourse.

But at least it’s not fucking truncated like Twitter and TikTok discourse. At least you can have actual discourse on reddit.

Reddit was also about having a very niche specific weird interest and sharing it with other weirdos and fans of that niche very specific interest.

How is that so dissimilar from Tumblr?

I welcome them more than I welcome Twitter users.

charlottan:

charlottan:

charlottan:

lets play wordle _____

immature. 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

fellowshipofthenoodles:

Baby Rice just doing some Rice things

[ID: two pictures of Rice the blue and brown amazon milk frog. In the first they’re on the edge of their white water bowl, in the second their hanging off a leaf above a bowl of mealworms]

todaysbird:

todaysbird:

what a way to end pride month

I…

todaysbird:

the western gull is just one of many birds known to display same-sex pairing behavior. however, it had previously been unclear if one partner in female-female pairings took on a typically ‘masculine’ role and the other took on a ‘feminine’ role, regardless of sex. it had been hypothesized that these pairings were the result of one gull adopting a typically masculine role. researchers found that regardless of same-sex pairings, the gulls behaved identically to members of their sex in opposite-sex pairings. additionally, up to 14 percent of 1,200 seagulls in the survey were in same-sex pairings.

wordfather:

🐌snail fact of the day

a snail is capable of murder

aidashakur:

poorlydrawnhermitcraft:

thanks @im-literally-just-sitting-here for the idea

ihatethisgaywebsite-deactivated:

this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted

crew7811-b:

dear-ao3:

Obsidian @ the whole crew

troylershipszalfie:

5sos-smut-world:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

this is my favorite post ever.

catchymemes:

doyouknowwhatimeme: