June 2023

Imagine there being sapient aliens but they're more intelligent than us and we dont pass their harkness test

riffquinzel:

ladyshinga:

I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.

getsbi:

prideknights:

LIMITED EDITION✨ Only 8 hours left to pre-order!

Prideknights.com ⚔️🌈

So excited for these!!!

urbanfantasyinspiration:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

luidilovins:

somecutething:

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

I’m loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It’s interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone’s gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

cryptotheism:

the-seelie-court-official:

madmonksandmaenads:

I think this magician got really excited about Anubis partway through writing this papyri and happened to invent my new favorite epithet

DOG DOG DOG

DOG DOG DOG

hughhowey:

Thanks for your questions! All episodes of Silo season one are now streaming on AppleTV.

astraltrickster:

daughter-of-sapph0:

reiterating because maybe we weren’t clear the first time

reddit refugees, reblog art, don’t repost it

if you really like someone’s art, reblog it. you can do that by clicking the little looping arrows at the bottom of the post. this will make it so the art appears on your blog and shows up to your followers, but the op is still credited and given notes.

reposting does not give credit. and no, saying “artist is ___” as the caption doesn’t count, unless you have permission given directly by the artist.

if you have a funny or pretty image on your phone that you saved from reddit, don’t post it here on tumblr, because 99% of the time it came from tumblr. use a reverse image search to try and find the original tumblr post, and reblog that.

taking that extra five minutes to find the original post of an artist you love will absolutely brighten their day and make the entire world a better place.

please, I’m begging you. reblog art. don’t repost it.

“But I want to make a meme of it!”

Then ask for permission first (or find an artist who grants blanket permission), and post it WITH CREDIT once you have that permission. As in, with a LINK to the original artist’s post; not just by saying “I just made the meme, I didn’t draw the art” or “credit to the artist.”

Please. We know reposting without a second thought was normal over on Reddit. That doesn’t mean that nearly every artist on the internet doesn’t find it rude as FUCK. We always did. We just didn’t have the energy to keep trying to tell Reddit because all the fandom subreddits were glutted with assholes with main character syndrome and it was like talking to a wall. Please break free of their influence and have some BASIC courtesy. Thank you.

melanovia:

the difference between Reddit and twitter migrants is Reddit brings memes while twitter brought 2016 tumblr discourse.

pepsinister:

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liquidstar:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

Thank god finally

Why is every single one of you tagging this saying “oh just like horseshoe crabs” why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?

What the fuck do you mean “because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs”

swagman16:

no-one ever “googles” anymore. its just me, alone in this world

kingofsalmonids:

EVERYONE PRAY FOR OUR BROTHER CHUM NO. 2,719,584 AND WISH HIM A SPEEDY RECOVERY

headspace-hotel:

charlesoberonn:

Art by u/reachling

Get his ass

cryptotheism:

CREATE JOY WITHOUT PROFIT

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Ok so here’s my beef

I like sitting criss cross apple sauce but now that I have a pussy I can feel the proverbial barn doors open and its very distracting

Ok I’m not sure why that side quest into bible school was necessary but thank you for the info

dovewithscales:

thescaredfluid:

memory–box:

thetum-blrdictionary-deactivated:

feyariel:

memory–box:

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren’t in a game

Me, so I can view the original meme:

bonus:

People keep tagging this as educational and I don’t know what to do or think about that.

Glossary of Terms

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

happysquik:

pandemoman:

hanavesinauttija:

yourfriendlygoosewizard:

hungwy:

i heard you talking shit about the mundane.

w4nderingdreamer:

dollopheadsandclotpoles:

Saw a reddit post today about a girl who was upset that her childhood best friend replaced a photo of the two of them in his wallet with one of him and his girlfriend. And while yeah, she was being unreasonable with a lot of what she was saying, I totally understand the sadness of a friend “replacing” you with someone they have romantic feelings for. Makes it worse when the top comment is this

Every single comment on this post is about how family and romantic relationships always take precedence over friendships. I don’t have anything more to say to this aside from the fact that… this is why it’s hard for aroaces to imagine futures for themselves. Society drills it into your head that you’re going to live in a world where you are no one’s priority if you don’t have romantic relationships and it fucking sucks

god stuff like this makes me unbelivably angy

slightly off-topic but another similar thing to this i noticed on some people is like. they realize the person the have romatic feelings on won’t/can’t reciprocate those feeling and they. just stop being friends with them even if they were really good friends? like wtf? why would you throw away a perfectly good friendship like that

sacred-portal:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

ghostly-harmless:

ghostly-harmless:

maddera11:

the-unseelie-court-official:

the-unseelie-court-official:

the-unseelie-court-official:

the-unseelie-court-official:

The feminine urge to walk into the woods never to return.

The masculine urge to walk into the desert to never return.

The androgynous urge to walk into the ocean to never return.

For the oysters.

I can’t believe australian prime minister harold holt was nonbinary

hold on I gotta google something

I probably could’ve pieced that one together myself tbh

carebin:

everythingfox:

Two birds enjoying the ride

(via)

uwuplasmiusuwu:

I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:

They were free.

They were fucking free.

They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.

Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.

Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.

At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.

In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.

Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.

That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.

magic-goose:

I love the minecraft achievement icons definitely gonna draw more of them

fractalprismglass:

Support my glass adventure at fractalprismglass.com

its-all-down-hill:

its-all-down-hill:

its-all-down-hill:

its-all-down-hill:

its-all-down-hill:

ariel-s-awesome:

thefantasylife:

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

Reblog to give an aromantic a treat

witchesversuspatriarchy:

Found this on the interwebs… Offered here for… REASONS.

netherator:

triangles-dont-do-art:

sillyfunny:

lee-the-foolish-tranny:

taigam-ojutai-master:

pybuki:

officialearthbound:

subject-zenx49:

r00:

r00:

https://www.demirramon.com/en/generators/undertale_text_box_generator

mintyproof:

mintyproof:

i m a normal girl who has normal thoughts all yhe time

they should give me landmines

gremlin-pattie:

anidealshape:

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it’s like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye

cyber-corp:

cyber-corp:

Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY

astraltrickster:

Dear tumblr newbies of #196:

greelin:

haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright

orviposition:

local selfmade terrorist claims he’s not interested in men and then in the same breath says his companion’s eyes look like stars in the night sky

memedong:

memedong:

this was me in the soup isle

memedong:

yall im losing my mind i went to the grocery store w/ me mum for essentials & was wearing this mask cause why not

& this old ladys like oh thats so cute! & i was like heh & she was like can i take a picture & i said thats fine but then she says put your paws up! so i did the fucking catgirl neko pose im gonnajfjjgk

i gotta go the rest of my life now knowing that out there on an elderly womens phone is a pic of me being a little neko in a grocery store

thetom2002:

So called free thinkers when an newsworthy event happens

axziom13:

magurosnacks:

ID: an ikea shark plushie (called a blåhaj, pronounced "blow-high" for those with screenreaders) is peacefully tucked in bed. he is covered with a weighted blanket and there are pillows beneath his head. he is quite comfortable! end IDALT

i tucked him in earlier and completely forgot so when i stood up from my desk to go to bed i got startled by a human sized ikea shark jn my bed

seraph-qwq:

planet–eris:

20 up votes on reddit: im a cringecore failpony im deleting everything and living in thw woods and eating dubious tubers

20 notes on tumblr: omg… its doin numbers